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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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StopSkeletonsFromFighting @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 18/09/2026
It's almost space heater season.
Three figures in dark robes stand before a castle as the moon rises. The castle is on fire! The first figure has a face made out of a space heater. The next figure has a face made out of an extension cord. The third figure has a face made out of a power strip. The text reads: Home safety traitors. Always plug your space heater directly into the wall, never a power strip. Keep it at least 3ft away from flammable items. Turn it off before you leave a room or go to sleep.
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Star:Line Chicago @starlinechicago.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Southbound traffic could still get through if they weren't cowards
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 29/08/2026
grant us the courage to avoid flushing the things we cannot flush the system to flush the things we can and wisdom to know the difference. — sewerenity prayer
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
From the Wii user manual: Giving someone a Wiimote to the face is prohibited. Especially if they look like a bit like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo.
A snap from one of the Wii user manuals, with a cartoonish graphic of someone in a pink shirt and with brown hair looking like they're grooving away and not paying attention. Tjhey're accidentally smackinging someone in the face with their wiimote as they fling their hand back, sending their glasses flying.
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MF VIEWTIFUL @mfviewtiful.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Fucking on the arcade floor sofa tonight
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Alex Nelson @alxnelson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A northern rough-winged swallow impatiently inhales its parent's face in its search for food. I'm pretty sure the adult had no food at the time. #birds
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EnemyBeauty @enemybeauty.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The cheese monger calls - do you answer?
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
here's a good one
r/TwoSentenceHorror: "Ah, finally, I'm al alone." I said to myself as I sat in my bedroom at midnight. 

"No your not." said Knife Guy.
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Janet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Day 16 of #Coverbirds! Today’s coverbird is the Dark-Eyed Junco and it’s featured on the cover of (totally fake) BORB magazine (1/3) #birds
Fake magazine cover for BORB, the Summer 2026 edition. The cover photo is of a pleasantly round grey bird with white belly and pink beak, standing on a deck railing against a background of green bokeh. Text at the bottom of the cover, “Can you pass the tennis ball test?”.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 06/04/2026
Day Counter xkcd.com/3228/
Comic. [Sign above four people. A person sits at a desk working on a laptop. A person with ponytail is talking to person with white hat. A person with short hair walks away.] SIGN: It has been [-0.00000000000000044] days since our last floating point error
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A watercolor color image of a dark eyed junco in a huge pair of barrel legged jeans with a studded belt and chain. Text on an orange field reads "Dark Eyed JNCO"
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Hate to say I told you so. That's why instead of saying it I'm just having a billboard about it built outside your window.
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
lmao
a game boy camera mounted to the goofy ass lens from yesterday
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
THEY'RE THRIVING
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 05/02/2026
Friends, what if there was a job where you got to be annoying, extremely online, make terrible "art", and help save lives? No, it's not fiction. It's real.
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lincoln carpenter @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I consider it my professional obligation to inflict as much collateral psychic damage on passing web designers as possible.
An abomination of a PC Gamer headline:
Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie modder just released a fan patch for Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie
By Lincoln Carpenter, published 3 minutes ago
Great works only die if you let them.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 19/11/2025
Some people are saying deep fry turkey gender reveal and why would you even put that out there.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/11/2025
Now is the time to prepare to not set your house on fire this Thanksgiving.
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StopSkeletonsFromFighting @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
A goth-themed ice cream parlor called The Creamatorium Thank you for following me on BlueSky
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Gaziter @gaziter.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
The WinRAR librarian 📚
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
This is the aesthetic of the future
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@CRXSSF4DE
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someone on the Motorola forums was having the same problem with the camera I've been having, but I just have to share the image they posted to demonstrate the issue.
it's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life dude

The photo is of an elderly woman in gray clothes that has been so bizarrely processed that it looks both totally over and desaturated
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 18/09/2025
“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!” -ashamed -fragile -unreliable “A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.” -powerful -commanding -honest
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 15/09/2025
i really do think "glorch" is a good contender for a word for "a computer fucking up because some dipshit replaced something that was working fine with some machine learning bullshit"
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
rolling up to the tournament with this
A stand up piano converted into a 2-player arcade cabinet with Street Fighter 2
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 20/08/2025
Soon.
A pumpkin patch. In the distance, a faint image of a blue ghost surrounded by a halo of carving knives. The text reads: you're carving. The knife ghost waits. Because you're using a knife. Instead of a pumpkin carving kit. Always use a pumpkin carving kit, never a knife.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 20/08/2025
More importantly, it's almost Knife Ghost fanart season. bsky.app/profile/jord...
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Haven’t seen any fucked up new chip flavors at the drug store in months. Recession indicator tbh
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
well that’s very specific
Restaurant sign advertising “SIOUX CHEF NEEDED.”
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/05/2024
pretty cool. wonder if she makes other stuff
a kate spade branded garden tool set, including a spade
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
My inner monologue has been that long tense note that plays in all the disaster movie trailers for far too long and I'm getting pretty tired of it.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I would just like to go on record as saying: the fuck
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Reuters Legal @legal.reuters.com · 11/06/2025
Walt Disney and Comcast's Universal filed a copyright lawsuit against Midjourney on Wednesday, calling its popular AI-powered image generator a "bottomless pit of plagiarism" for its use of the studios' best-known characters.
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Disney, Universal sue image creator Midjourney for copyright infringement
Walt Disney and Comcast's Universal filed a copyright lawsuit against Midjourney on Wednesday, calling its popular AI-powered image generator a "bottomless pit of plagiarism" for its use of the studios' best-known characters.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I was just putting Orin to bed and he said, “I don’t know how to use my life,” so now there’s three of us in the house like this.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 09/06/2025
Neighbor-Source Heat Pump xkcd.com/3099/
Comic. [Two houses next to each other. Piping runs from one underground, connecting it to the other.] [caption] A covertly-installed *Neighbor-Source Heat Pump* takes advantage of the fact that your neighbor keeps their house cool in the summer and warm in the winter.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Marriage
I have sent a text that says “there’s some chicken in the fridge and I have no idea what it is. Can I eat it??”

The “typing” three little dots appear below it.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Demyx 🏳️‍🌈 @themyx.me · 01/06/2025
Made this meme years ago and thought I'd share it here for Wrath Month. 🏳️‍🌈🗝
A meme with the text " Gay Pride is over. We're done with that. " over the top of a picture of Sora from Kingdom Hearts, followed by the text " Now we're doing GAY WRATH " over the top of a picture of Sora in his shadowy Anti Form from Kingdom Hearts 2.
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
New introductory phrase for work and social events just dropped
An ad for Eden Vale Cottage Cheese that prominently features a massive walnut filled with cottage cheese that's spilling out. The ad copy starts with the declaration, "Yes, I'm a cottage cheese walnut. And I'm delicious!"
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 29/05/2025
Apparently, "unsmellable" isn't a word? Strike one, nerds. How did you miss creating that one?
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chirasul @moth.gay · 16/05/2025
"jump your bones" meaning ❌❌❌❌to have sex with someon in an excited manner 🚫🚫⛔⛔🚫 ✅✔✅✅do a kickflip over your friend who is a skeleton 🟢🟢✔✅✅✅
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I hope you love something beautiful and meaningless. For me, it's football. I don't care what it is for you, but I wish you a deep love for something that means nothing until you give it meaning through your attention.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 04/05/2025
I’m really only just getting into it but I genuinely love birding as a hobby. The entire goal is to look at the bird. Is there a bird? There is a bird! Look at the bird! If you are very keen you can learn what to call the bird so that you can properly thank it for the joy you feel when you see it. 🪶
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Word of the day is ‘forswunk’ (13th century): exhausted from too much work. I like to think that ‘foreswunk’ is to be exhausted before you even begin.
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💖 Birdhism Jen @birdhism.com · 27/04/2025
Doodle: Tawny Frogmouth #bird #art
Sketch of 3 scrungly Tawny Frogmouths
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Eight year old: Who is the pope? Me: Begins to explain… Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
When you find a new song to obsess over and listen to exclusively for the next 10 days
Picture of SpongeBob standing with his eyes closed and smiling in front of two large speakers that are blasting music
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
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