Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026@andydawson.bsky.social @delaneyman.bsky.social @tftimemachine.bsky.social Hey Pals! Our local butcher is retiring, age 90. Thought you’d like to bask in his glory. Big Up FJ Martin and Sons! 010
Reposted by SimonJames Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls 9454684014405
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 09/10/2025@andydawson.bsky.social @delaneyman.bsky.social @tftimemachine.bsky.social I still struggle with who plays where but… have they listed dead players by position? It’s like a Saturday afternoon lineup announcement! Dead or alive, Baxter will always be a fullback 000
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 13/08/2025What are the odds on Spurs getting: Eze Savinho Eze and Savinho The Temu/Wish/Lidl/Aldi version of Eze and Savinho No one 110
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Joao Palhinha really has a look of the Old Bill about him. I can almost hear him knocking on my car window saying ‘good evening sir, any idea why I’ve stopped you? 010
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 26/07/2025This Spurs home kit has not grown on me. It’s so bland. Lazy Nike, dropping turds. The yellow one is even worse and even the black one is horribly fussy. It’s almost as thought they don’t want me to give them (them being DHGate) my £11 000
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Half watching the Spurs friendly on a dodgy stream. Who are these guys using the chat bar on these sites? What are they getting out of these conversations? 010
Reposted by Simonsam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 20/07/2025Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return 403253645614
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 19/07/2025After a garden BBQ fire mishap, I’m off to the Hospital in Reading 030
Reposted by SimonMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 14/07/2025People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us. 291105092833
Reposted by SimonPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/07/2025Avoiding the temptation to call this guy stupid, or say he has a dog’s brain, or shit for brains, or dog shit for brains, or that he has HGH poisoning, or that he’s been hit in the head too many times, or that he hasn’t been hit in the head enough times, since that lets him off easy 431395184
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 03/07/2025I want your tips Bluesky How do you deal with flies in the house when the weather is this nice. They are driving me bananas! 000
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 27/06/2025@delaneyman.bsky.social @andydawson.bsky.social @tftimemachine.bsky.social still doin’ a bit? 230
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 23/06/2025We live in wild times I’m looking at the Glastonbury Bar price list and thinking - yeah, seven quid is pretty reasonable to be honest… 010
Reposted by SimonMollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Imagine driving away from the petrol station and realising you left your steak bake at the pump, you’d drive into the central reservation wouldn’t you 81257
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Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 19/06/2025This season of @taskmaster is the most joyous, hilarious TV I’ve seen in ages. The chemistry is top-tier, as good as it has ever been. An absolute delight. 000
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Looks like he want his own great big slice of ethic cleansing smothered in TRUMP branding. 000
Reposted by SimonDave Lack @davelack.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Can you just imagine this zebra telling his other zebra friends back at the complex how he was flying in the sky and the other zebras saying, "you are full of shit as always, Ed" 2406
Reposted by SimonJack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 08/06/2025sometimes when I'm sad I go on my photos from seven years ago from a holiday to Portugal when I saw two stuffed lions who look like Neil and Christine Hamilton 331519265
Reposted by Simonianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 08/06/2025Sound on makes it even better. 618750
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 03/06/2025In today’s round of “Trump Administration - Blatant lies or incompetence”… Welcome, Linda McMahon! 000
Reposted by SimonMac @mac-coys.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Finally the day has come. I can stop being worried about Real Madrid taking up Sergio Reguilon’s clause. That’s been keeping me up for years. 1412
Reposted by SimonAdam Hurrey @footballcliches.bsky.social · 30/05/2025After 33 years of people (subconsciously, actively, desperately) wondering where the iconic commentary sample in the Gazzetta Football Italia title music came from.... 2443590
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Ah Jeeze… whatever you do, do not ever EVER look into what constitutes ‘Medical Research’ 000
Reposted by Simon👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 26/05/2025You might want to turn autoplay off on your videos for a wee bit, gang. 26629
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 24/05/2025How’s Brennan’s head this morning? Sleeping it off still? 000
Reposted by SimonJoe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Walking along the Tottenham bus parade screaming at them to keep their heads in the game for Sunday 4364
Reposted by SimonJoe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Don’t they care? Don’t they even care about the xG in the final?? Disgusting 48710
Reposted by Simon🎃 Dustin Gore-Killer 🔪 @george-miller.org · 23/05/2025Cuti Romero and me, we are the same fr fr 4886
Reposted by SimonPositive Spurs @positivespurs.coys.social · 23/05/2025Sonny swears like the kid who knows he's getting told off when he gets home 🥰 #COYS 3465
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Me and my BFF looking through the little window waiting for the ping so we can gobble up our microwaved Rustler Chicken Burgers 010
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 22/05/2025There are obviously many many MANY good things about last nights triumph, but for me, unnecessarily high on the list, is that this beauty of a Spurs kit gets to live for ever. Legends never die 000
Reposted by SimonAli Campbell @alicampbell90.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven to clear one off the line 1564
Reposted by SimonBankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Romero’s commitment to the bit is unparalleled. 2023623
Reposted by Simonaudere est facere @tottenham.eurosky.social · 21/05/2025Fucking love this guy #THFC #COYS 1749
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025I’ve had a wonderful night, now I’m going to eat 4 slices of cheese on toast #COYS 100
Reposted by SimonThe Extra Inch (Spurs Podcast) @theextrainch.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Every single one of us deserves this. coys. 132538
