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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey we’re back
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
First half hour yesterday was the best football I’ve seen at the stadium for ages. Same people who didn’t have the mental fortitude for a relegation scrap don’t have it for a transitional season. It’s not there yet but at some point it’ll click and we’ll be fine #COYS
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Been told to stick with the Bayeux Tapestry, as it gets good about four yards in.
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tacticos might disagree but I think Spurs should sign these players I bought on Fifa who helped me get into the Champions league with Leyton Orient: Christian Bassogog Nicolo Pissili Joaquin Panichelli Louis Munteanu Ola Aina We have until tomorrow evening lets go @tottenhamhotspur.com
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Savioooooo
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I stand by this. Loads of you folded like cheap deckchairs after 15 minutes, digging out players who are not near our best team and negging the rest. It would have been deafening to hear the beeps as you reversed if Mikey Moore had put away even one of the 3 absolute sitters we carved out for him.
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Gosh, feels like only last season Arsenal were desperately trying to renew his contract…
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wow , just saw a 4 star review of the ADHD Myth ? Documentary in The Guardian - on so many levels it failed as a proper investigative documentary and yet…? It is hard not to despair at just how terrible our journalism is in this country - Relentless damaging mediocrity
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Finally watched Miller’s Crossing and enjoyed it but was waiting for the big twist I had heard was coming that Gabriel Byrne has been dead the whole time and everything is a dream and then that twist never came and I realised I’d been confusing it with Jacob’s Ladder my entire life
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
But what if none of your underappreciated shows made it on to the underappreciated shows list?
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
One day a filmmaker will make something not absolutely dog-shit terrible rip out your own eyes bad with AI but that day is not today and that filmmaker is not Neil Blomkamp
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Leo Paredes the Boca Juniors midfielder?
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Well. This will make Argentina rethink their all-out attacking approach…
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 19/07/2026
That is instantly one of my favourite red cards in football history
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Im glad Djed Spence didn’t have to watch this
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Maybe the players saw the assistant manager crying in the half time interview and decided to make him look silly
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Arsenal players bottling it against French opposition again I fear 😔
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Martin Keown now in his own personal hell having to say nice things about Morgan Rogers
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Imagine the series of life choices that lead you to be fully dressed as a Knights Templar at an England sporting event
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Brighton famously starved of bookshops
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Digging my son out for getting a bad mark in his film studies mocks and he starts bringing up my Rotten Tomatoes page
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The Assassination of My Relatively Good Mood by the Coward Thomas Tuchel.
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Massive gamble by the manager to put him up against the greatest player that ever lived. But, he’s their captain, so I guess Scaloni has got to pick him.
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Referee looks a lot like Trossard. Think that’s getting in Odegaard’s head. We need to use that
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hearing Chris Nolan has made a sequel to this??
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
For the Egyptians to be undone by VAR, a word that is literally full of pyramids, must feel particularly painful
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I don’t know how a country comes back from being mugged off like this
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hang it in the Musée Magritte.
Lukaku, in Belgium's Magritte inspired away kit, taunting the most American fans ever devised, decked out in stars and stripes
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avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
the brits are screaming wonderwall in the azteca. god is dead
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
When a game goes to extra time ITV should just cut it off. We had a Poirot re-run scheduled and we’re sticking with it.
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Jack (tehTrunk) @tehtrunk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'm shocked to see the black, muslim (Spurs) player become the scapegoat amongst many corners of England's support and media, truly I am...
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Arsenal fans will really watch that whole Madueke performance and still bore on about Spence. Makes you think! 😔
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
For her
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Jenny O @msyellowhat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This thing about Spence being shit - like, he hasn’t been? But people think he has? Once again a black man with some attitude isn’t what people like, is it. Unconscious bias is so real.
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David E @iamthewaffle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Danny Murphys cat didnt get killed for this
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This has been one long apology from Declan Rice to the Republic of Ireland
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Joe Hart’s hair transplant has cursed us
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Do people think that because Tottenham had two bad seasons we just… lost all our money? We’re not letting Beyoncé play in our stadium for free babe
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Wore a replica England shirt for the Ghana match. Let me tell you, that is NOT a breathable fabric. 100% polyester? In this weather? Forget about it. I don't know how all the Arsenal fans do it every day
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Starmer is a start but I won’t be happy until every arsenal fan in the country loses their job
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Luka Vušković looking like a bright young prospect who could use a season long loan to, say, Brighton and Hove Albion
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Matt Lichtenstadter @mattsmusings1.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
She just rocks, there's nothing else to say really
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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im jared @mightnot.fail · 17/06/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Declan Rice turning his back the gooner coward
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