maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Man City are being relegated along with us so we can continue to haunt them in the championship 5240
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Can’t watch the women’s game because I have to head to a shoot in like 2 seconds What happened with that red card? 250
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Everyone but James Maddison had their feet planted, standing completely still when Buendia received the ball. There are many such cases. It’s a huge issue. I see them jogging and standing still constantly when we’re getting scored on. 2290
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Robertson is starting to feel like a Spurs player. Took less time than accepting Conor Gallagher did for me. I used to have no issues accepting new players to the club and they always phased in so easily and then in this last year it became way more difficult 1130
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The worst part of all of this is that there are moments where it feels so close to being good. 6390
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Doing ab exercises at the gym is actually so embarrassing to me for some reason so I just don’t do it. You’ve heard of men who skip leg day. I’m a person who will skip any and all core exercises and skip arms if I’m just not feeling it. Every day is leg day. 270
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The commentator saying a bunch of free kicks means the game is good is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. I’d love it if the players would stay upright so we’re not hearing the whistle every 3 seconds. 3181
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Someone please just put the ball in the net for Spurs Please 1320
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I have no reason to feel this way but I feel like in another lifetime I would have been a heavy machine operator as my job 3130
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I was in attendance for the only home game Tottenham Hotspur have won this calendar year and it would be funny if it stayed that way. No really, I wouldn’t become the joker or anything 4350
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I sneezed and it gave me a headache for some reason also so everyone needs to either be really nice to me or leave me alone 290
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Chelsea reject FC what have they done to my beautiful club 1180
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026static.klipy.comGrampa Simpson Walks Away from BartAlt: Grampa Simpson Walks Away from Bart 1160
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026*at the doctor* Me: Hello nurse, please do not show me my weight or say my weight out loud when you weigh me And then she completely ignored me and showed me anyway 0100
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026We got new pillows for the couch last week after not being decorative couch pillow people for the 7 years Ben and I have been together. We came home yesterday and one of the cats had already barfed on it 3120
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I think you guys would really not like what I have to say about Tottenham Hotspur rn 1120
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I love being as excited as I am when Marmoush is in possession. Almost forgot what that’s like 0160
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026At one point will this clear bias against Spurs be investigated? How many seasons do we have to go with no penalties awarded 1161
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Since I started going to the gym earlier in the day to avoid barefoot no socks man and guy who smells like pee, I noticed the Herbalife employee comes from her store into the gym and takes the fattest most diabolical shit in the bathroom and it’s unusable for the rest of my workout 6190
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Went for a walk in my local park and was startled by a child who was standing completely still up in a tree 😂 I love seeing kids doing anything but be on a fucking iPad 1170
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The way I feel angry at Bon Jovi specifically right now is making me laugh out loud at myself 0140
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Beat down and pissed off not even a full 90 minutes in. Well done Tottenham Hotspur 1210
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Archie Gray captain might heal me or emotionally damage me and everyone else beyond repair 4180
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Accidentally PRd at the gym today because the person before me didn’t remove their weight plates and I was too lazy to take them off so I just did what they did 0130
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026SpursSimpsons (aka Ross) went on a crazy rant about how he fantasizes ab harming women while extremely drunk in my DMs last year. He also spun up a lie about having been sober for TWENTY YEARS & told me a woman is why he “fell off the wagon” he’s been pretty consistently trying to contact me again. 5340
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026There are tomatoes we didn’t plant just growing next to our air conditioner. I have no clue when someone would have thrown tomatoes in our yard. They’re huge and almost ready to pick also. Would you eat tomatoes you didn’t plant? 1190
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Tottenham Hotspur’s injury list before the season even startsstatic.klipy.comKabangu's Upset Office LookAlt: Kabangu's Upset Office Look 1322
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Having what is considered very under control chronic illness is so weird because I’ll do so much and be fine but then a trip to Costco will have me feeling like I’ll die if I don’t take a nap after 281
maddie @mddkm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I want to clarify I would be chill with this if A. My gym was like a place where EVERYONE has shoes they don’t also wear outside and B. If the guy was wearing socks. He’s gonna get warts or some other nasty shit from the floor 😭 150
