Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026@andydawson.bsky.social @delaneyman.bsky.social @tftimemachine.bsky.social Hey Pals! Our local butcher is retiring, age 90. Thought you’d like to bask in his glory. Big Up FJ Martin and Sons! 010
Reposted by SimonJames Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls 9434683814404
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 01/12/2025The fist time I hear it is always the best moment of Christmas, nay, the year 000
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 09/10/2025@andydawson.bsky.social @delaneyman.bsky.social @tftimemachine.bsky.social I still struggle with who plays where but… have they listed dead players by position? It’s like a Saturday afternoon lineup announcement! Dead or alive, Baxter will always be a fullback 000
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 13/08/2025What are the odds on Spurs getting: Eze Savinho Eze and Savinho The Temu/Wish/Lidl/Aldi version of Eze and Savinho No one 110
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Joao Palhinha really has a look of the Old Bill about him. I can almost hear him knocking on my car window saying ‘good evening sir, any idea why I’ve stopped you? 010
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 26/07/2025This Spurs home kit has not grown on me. It’s so bland. Lazy Nike, dropping turds. The yellow one is even worse and even the black one is horribly fussy. It’s almost as thought they don’t want me to give them (them being DHGate) my £11 000
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Half watching the Spurs friendly on a dodgy stream. Who are these guys using the chat bar on these sites? What are they getting out of these conversations? 010
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 21/07/2025It’s amazing that the firms are all ruining their products with a thing no one asked for. AI is the same as VAR, a totally unrequested overreach 040
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Holding out hope for Running Man later this year… Glenn Powell is a stinker 000
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Jaymey was booted from the Tories for (allegedly) sending unsolicited dick pics www.theguardian.com/politics/202...theguardian.comEx-Tory candidate accused of sending unsolicited image of his ‘private parts’Jaymey McIvor, Reform UK’s first Essex councillor, was suspended from Conservatives last year amid claims 030
Reposted by Simonsam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 20/07/2025Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return 403253595611
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Shit Vs Fuck in this? As the UKs top writer we need to know your winner 100
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 19/07/2025After a garden BBQ fire mishap, I’m off to the Hospital in Reading 030
Reposted by SimonMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 14/07/2025People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us. 291105092833
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 14/07/2025It’s mental. Everywhere you look is something more intricate and unnecessarily beautiful. No wonder it’s taken 150 years. 010
Reposted by SimonPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/07/2025Avoiding the temptation to call this guy stupid, or say he has a dog’s brain, or shit for brains, or dog shit for brains, or that he has HGH poisoning, or that he’s been hit in the head too many times, or that he hasn’t been hit in the head enough times, since that lets him off easy 431395184
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Is he being subbed on for Stephen Carr? That’s a touchline high five a want to see 010
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Greg gets to take a penalty and keep the gate receipt. Come On You History! 110
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 04/07/2025I had no idea Snap Crackle and Pop were the other members of Limp Bizkit 010
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 04/07/2025I was 14 when Britpop was at its height and as a fully paid up blurhead, I can say Oasis were THE band for the masses. It was so easy to play on the guitar you just got from Argos. Easy to look like a Gallagher, easy to act the prick. Being Graham Coxon or Jarvis or Brett Anderson took effort… 0291
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 03/07/2025I want your tips Bluesky How do you deal with flies in the house when the weather is this nice. They are driving me bananas! 000
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 30/06/2025No sorry, that’s not how that was meant to come over. Just got back from Glastonbury, I’m running a little slow… 000
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 30/06/2025I love those guys. Unconstructed wannabe woke dads. They had iffy opinions in the 90s because everyone did, it was inbuilt. Now they know better but don’t really know the language but want to learn. Keep letting them ask question, help them grow. 100
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 29/06/2025The talent pool looks deep, annoyingly, the French pool is even deeper… how do they keep them coming? 000
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Can we find this Cunter in the wild? @andydawson.bsky.social 000
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 27/06/2025@delaneyman.bsky.social @andydawson.bsky.social @tftimemachine.bsky.social still doin’ a bit? 230
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 23/06/2025100% with you there, I don’t think I enjoyed it at all, but I was completely enraptured with it and couldn’t put it down. 010
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 23/06/2025We live in wild times I’m looking at the Glastonbury Bar price list and thinking - yeah, seven quid is pretty reasonable to be honest… 010
Reposted by SimonMollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Imagine driving away from the petrol station and realising you left your steak bake at the pump, you’d drive into the central reservation wouldn’t you 81257
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Squire was nowt but a show off, I loved the seahorse stuff when I was 13 but going back now it’s just a 50 minute ego stroke for a guitarist doing whatever he wanted 000
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Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 19/06/2025This season of @taskmaster is the most joyous, hilarious TV I’ve seen in ages. The chemistry is top-tier, as good as it has ever been. An absolute delight. 000
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 19/06/2025I’ve been a podcast listener for about a decade or so, Adam and Joe XFM was my entry and and I never stopped… I find the idea of watching a podcast a ridiculous idea. It’s mad that even Radio has to be a visual experience now 010
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 19/06/2025I’m always a little sus a young player who has already had a career like his. A mercurial talent at junior level who probably ended up with a big name agent who pushed him into a situation he wasn’t ready for. But like I say, I know fuck all about him and I’m almost certainly 100% wrong. As always. 000
Simon @actualsi.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Having never watched him, who does he play like? What’s his profile? 100
