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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

PANIC STATIONS. I thought I had another 7 weeks to warm up to my usual level of ticket day stress. All hail the Ticket Gods.

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

If anyone’s still on Twitter/X, I can confirm that I have not become a crypto bro, I have been hacked. Don’t click any links I may post or send you!!

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I’ll tell you what, the two hour commute home from Victoria after a couple of post-work pints is no joke for the old bladder. The Glasto training of holding it through an entire headline set is being put to good use!

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

I just went and looked on Twitter. Christ. It really has become a cesspool. How is everyone over here? Seems strange without a ticket day to be limbering up for…

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

💙 Oasis 2025 💙 I don’t even have the words to describe it, just the best gig I’ve ever been to. The atmosphere was electric and pure joy. Everyone was just singing and dancing and basking in the music we’d missed for so long. I’m not winning videographer of the year but here’s a few snippets 💙

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

At the risk of sounding like an elderly millennial… why do mosh pits these days seem to mainly be people doing the conga in a circle?

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Playing the kids at their own game with the Jack Black songs after having to listen to Steve’s Lava Chicken 100 times by making them listen to me and @actualsi.bsky.social singing along to Tribute, full volume, no holding back. Plaaaaaay the best song in the world…

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Experimenting with making tequila liqueurs for this year’s Glasto. This is either going to be amazing or terrible, let’s see which… 😂

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Anyone had any joy yet? I’ve not had a sniff past 2 green boxes so far 😢

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Ticket mornings really just don’t have the same level of je ne sais quoi without all the incessant refreshing… 🟩🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

It’s going to be devastating when the weather goes back to normal March greyness isn’t it 😭

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

I hope that the weather on first poster day is an omen for the weather at the festival because today is absolutely banging ☀️

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Oh @theglastothingy.bsky.social, tell us… how does today’s poster release compare to previous years? Is there any sign of a pattern emerging?

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Very good first lineup, a bumper undercard on Friday and Sunday for me. Hoping for Basement Jaxx and Pulp to be added to the Saturday and not too many clashes…!

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Problematically, 8am is the time I need to be yelling at the kids to get their shoes and coats on for the school run/commute combo, the lineup dropping in the middle of that feels like a recipe for one of us to be late. But do I have the willpower to hold off looking until I get on the train? (No)

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

I’m just really worried about Phil Mitchell…

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Classic Essex, everywhere else has snow, we have rain 🙄😭

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Considering starting a petition to the government calling for it to be made illegal for manufacturing companies to use packaging that is anything other than perfectly cuboid in shape. Wrapping the kids’ gifts has been arduous this year.

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

An unexpected evening spent sat round the dining table chatting to two lovely friends, with a couple of bottles of wine and some delicious cheese. Lush.

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I still absolutely hate ‘Christmas Wrapping’ by The Waitresses after enduring it being played once an hour for the entire ten weeks leading up to Christmas during the three years I worked at Debenhams.

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Went out yesterday for what was supposed to be a cute little festive day on the Southbank, had to change plans due to the weather and it ended up turning into an absolute rager and it is an actual Christmas miracle that I have not been devastatingly hungover today.

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

It’s lovely having the master bedroom in the loft conversion until there’s any kind of weather.

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

This from blueskyroast.com has made me very happy; exactly the kind of vibes I want to be sending out into the world 😂

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

We absolutely saved the best for last with our 2024 gig lineup, the incredible Idles Love Is The Fing tour at Ally Pally last night. They smashed it, we loved it. What a show to finish the year on, 10/10 #hardrockforsofties #loveisthefing

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

To the dickhead who threw the chewing gum into the crowd that landed in my hair at Idles at Ally Pally this evening: I hope a bird shits on your head at every important occasion for the rest of your life. I hate sending bad vibes into the world but also fuck you.

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

I feel like the response to the Rod announcement has been quite low-key… are people disappointed or is it just because everyone kind of knew already?

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Time to go to bed after an excellent weekend of family time - the annual visit from @lesthebrit.bsky.social and @jtslyer.bsky.social, Wicked, two bottles of tequila and an evening of karaoke. Good times!

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

1am doing Karaoke and I went in for the 7 minute version of “It’s All Coming Back” by Celine Dion. Screw the audience, I had a bloody lovely time singing that 😂

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Just been to see Wicked. As an ex drama student who knows every word to the stage show I was a bit nervous that it was going to be a disappointment but it was EVERYTHING. They totally nailed it, I loved it. 🩷💚

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Do we think Basement Jaxx will be at Glastonbury? Toying with the idea of tour tickets…

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Have we decided what we are calling posts on here yet? We keep saying “tweeting on bluesky” but I feel like there needs to be something a bit snappier… @bsky.app

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Hoping all the Glasto peeps moving from the other app over to “bluesky” will appease the weather gods and let them know what we want to see on the last weekend of June…

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Don’t let anyone tell you that being neurotically organised isn’t sexy…

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

GLASTO 2025 HERE WE COME!! 🎉🎉🎉

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Two bars all round in this house… 🟩🟩🤮

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

The list is prepped, devices are charging, alarms set for much earlier than I’d normally want to wake up on a Sunday… can only mean one thing. It’s ticket day eve! #Glasto2025

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

This definitely feels like the vibe at the start of the party when only a few people have arrived so far and you’re eagerly waiting for everyone else to turn up so that the fun can really begin…

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

An interesting analysis of the new ticketing system… www.reddit.com/r/glastonbur...

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Yet another platform to chat about festivals and gigs? Oh go on then…

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