Actualchambers @actualchambers.bsky.social · 12/12/2025I think I speak for all of Gen X when I say let us type in our date of birth. We certainly don’t want to scroll to find a number in the 1970s 010
Actualchambers @actualchambers.bsky.social · 19/10/2025This is - and I know you all don’t like this term and it makes you really mad - deplorable. 020
Actualchambers @actualchambers.bsky.social · 05/04/2025If you said that covid wasn’t going to kill anyone, and you realized you were wrong but just leaned into it because you didn’t want to admit you were wrong, you can stop doing that. Quit supporting the guy who’s tearing down our country because of your pride. Join us on the right side of history. 020
Actualchambers @actualchambers.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Ooooh yeah now I get why they wear red hats 010
Actualchambers @actualchambers.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Having trouble reading this graph, little help? 020
Reposted by ActualchambersBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Watching a Star Wars movie trailer: I hope that a Star Destroyer rams into a planet Watching a Star Wars Andor tv show trailer: I hope Peter Sarsgaard plays a newspaper editor on Coruscant who struggles to balance protecting his employees from the imperials with fidelity to the spirit of journalism 292597184
Reposted by ActualchambersKat Flandermeyer @katflandermeyer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread 242140614342
Actualchambers @actualchambers.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Google I’ll never forgive you for making me cry about a Gemini commercial 010
Reposted by Actualchambersonion person @junlper.beer · 23/01/2025wealth can buy you the presidency and the most global influence ever witnessed in history but it’s clear that wealth, no matter how much you accumulate, cannot ever make you funny 886186531779
Actualchambers @actualchambers.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Friendly reminder that a guy is in our government and owns a huge social media platform and he’s South African 040
Actualchambers @actualchambers.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I’m pleased to announce I’ve beaten my children at monopoly with a score differential of almost $15,000. 100
Actualchambers @actualchambers.bsky.social · 25/12/2024This cursed thing is a snowman I made out of marshmallows 40 years ago. Every year I tell my mom to throw it away and every year she refuses. It’s a horror beyond comprehension and now you’ve seen it too. 3203
Reposted by ActualchambersBilly Bragg @billybragg.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Merry Christmas to all 178192704539
Reposted by ActualchambersFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 20/12/2024DETECTIVE: did you know the victim WITNESS: yeah it’s our neighbor mr weiss DETECTIVE: did you see what happened WITNESS: some short dude jumped mr weiss and tased him until he was dead DETECTIVE: *leans in close* you tellin me a shrimp fried this weiss 1540471
Reposted by ActualchambersPresident Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 19/12/2024🎵 M-C-C-L-A-N-E Find out what it means to me D-I-E-H-A-R-D Take care, John and Holly Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi Nakatomi 0145
Actualchambers @actualchambers.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I think time travel is impossible for two reasons: - your immune system can’t handle the diseases of 1200AD and vise versa - if you travel thru time you have to travel thru space since the earth, galaxy etc is constantly in motion. Invent teleportation and I’ll start paying attention. 100
Actualchambers @actualchambers.bsky.social · 15/12/2024They should invent a 10 o’clock game that doesn’t suck 000
Reposted by ActualchambersKaylan_TX @kaylan.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I heard RFK Jr. is floating the banning of the polio vaccine so seems like a good time to remind folks that RFK Jr. was vaccinated with this same vaccine & therefore is at no risk of harm himself Kinda like when he publicly was against the covid vaccine yet privately required his guests to have it🙃 836207537380
Reposted by Actualchambershappy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 16/04/2024you may think i’m an idiot, but i’m a surprisingly intelligent person. who says and does idiotic things 14841287
Reposted by ActualchambersWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 11/12/2024“Siri, is it unusual that iPhone feeds me so many stories about psychopaths?” “That is unusual. Do you feel annoyed?” “I don’t feel anything.” 28018
Actualchambers @actualchambers.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I can’t believe that guy bought his true love all those birds and there wasn’t a single peacock in the mix. 000
Reposted by ActualchambersDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 07/12/2024are there a lot of first person singular objective pronouns, or is it just me? 20521118
Actualchambers @actualchambers.bsky.social · 07/12/2024My favorite historical pun based moving assistive device is the Magna Cart. 000
Actualchambers @actualchambers.bsky.social · 07/12/2024We doing horror stories? Ok after my twin daughters died, AMR, who had shown up to do CPR but failed to collect patient info, sent me to collections. When I called asking wtf they said if they dont have a persons address they just send them straight to collections and the person would then reach out 210
Reposted by Actualchambersslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/12/2024[egg factory] me: six eggs hatched boss: out of how many me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know boss: good 81041129
Reposted by ActualchambersHELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 01/12/2024No one would tut tut if you stopped going to a neighborhood restaurant because the new owner now only serves spoiled meat, and insists you eat it, and has also given tables to the loud feral biker gang that the old owner kept out. 12800123
Reposted by ActualchambersDan Savage @dansavage.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I've crunched the numbers and it's pretty clear to me that the Dems lost the election when Apple cancelled Schmigadoon. 1754532
Actualchambers @actualchambers.bsky.social · 24/11/2024My eight year old telling me about her new friend Larona: 010
Actualchambers @actualchambers.bsky.social · 22/11/2024She’s so very tired. Hard to believe her ancestors gave up being wolves for this. 010
Actualchambers @actualchambers.bsky.social · 20/11/2024“And when I say ‘before it’s gone’, I am referring to X as a whole. Seriously I think we got like three weeks left. “ 010
Actualchambers @actualchambers.bsky.social · 19/11/2024The CBS pick’em app says the Panthers have ZERO PERCENT chance of beating the Chiefs this week, and they’re probably right. Mahomes injured? Panthers still lose. Lightning delay? Panthers will forget to take shelter. Chiefs locker room is hit by a pregame meteor? Panthers take a safety and lose. 100
Actualchambers @actualchambers.bsky.social · 17/11/2024It’s been like fifteen years since I first heard of the large hadron collider and to this day when I see it in print I whisper “large hard-on collider” 010
Actualchambers @actualchambers.bsky.social · 17/11/2024The pilot:president analogy where people say “you don’t wish for the pilot of YOUR plane to fail” only makes sense when the pilot is not trying to do a 9/11 020
Actualchambers @actualchambers.bsky.social · 19/09/2024My daughter just misattributed a quote by a Winston Churchill to me, and I guess my job is done here. 010
Actualchambers @actualchambers.bsky.social · 17/09/2024Fox News: Harris endorsed by obvious bad guy 000
