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Slutpants McGee

@activatedtower.bsky.social
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Ben, 34, he/him, gay ace. Initiate in the Atomic Priesthood, orc connoisseur, burgeoning ancom, man liker, Michigander. Black Lives Matter. ACAB. Fuck TERFs. 🏳️‍🌈

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 5h
Christians would rather fuck a couch than go to therapy
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BlackLight @blacklight5.bsky.social · 11h
Imma post some old stuff that i haven't posted here yet- He really like to dress up- #Dnd #orc #digitalart #orctober
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Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 20h
Happy Orctober to those who celebrate 💚
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a roadside sign outside of a church in Hampshire County, West Virginia that reads "JESUS IS COMING BACK SO IS APPLE BUTTER OCT 5-9" - photo taken by Andy Duncan (andyduncan82) on instagram
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
If Third Way got there before you did, you should feel bad.
The "Jason Figured it Out" meme except instead of Jason, it's Third Way
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Ko-tutankhamun @kingoftheu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
she could have been our first messy bitch president if trump hadn't beaten her to it
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Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To the customer who wouldn't buy a pair of shoes until he "checked with chatgpt" about it: you are weak and natural selection is coming for you.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brian looking out into the water with the text 
"No sports betting for me please, just the safe and legal thrill Faygo red pop and throwing a car battery into the ocean"
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Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This isn't surprising considering it's playing on the overhead music playlist at the department store I work at approximately 97% of the time.
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uesp.net @uesp.net · 21/09/2026
"Please do not be so foolish as to assume that the orcs are your enemy, simply because we are orcs." --King Gortwog gro-Nagorm
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me in the morning: I am going to dress up for work today and wear a nice sweater and a fashionable blazer :3 Me rn: I AM GOING TO MELT INTO A PUDDLE AND DIE GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GODDAMN JACKET
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garth marenghi's darkcayce @cayce.zone · 30/04/2026
wile e coyote about to be crushed, saying the quoted post
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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danger meowthmallow 🐱 @icetyph.pmd.social · 13/09/2026
sniffsniff snorfsniff snoofsnoof sniffsniffsnorf
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Badger Sniff
ALT: Badger Sniff
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
same thing in tampa. reportedly one of the venues that issued the ultimatum, hosted “heil hitler” kanye west for two shows in june
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 11/09/2026
Just did a quick look around and I don't see very many headlines about the President of the US making people pledge allegiance to him personally while telling everyone to commit election fraud and "cheat like hell" to support his party. Seems like it should be a story?
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Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Customers who are here first thing at open annoy me. No one needs a cashmere sweater at 10 am. Go home. Come back at like... 2.
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 11/09/2026
Just in case you ever have impostor syndrome, remember that in 2011, workers at Los Alamos National Laboratory brought six kilograms of plutonium together to take a picture to show their management. The amount was enough to start a chain nuclear reaction if they had been slightly closer.
Six silvery rods and a pen on a table
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JaxiferBlaxk the 1930s Devil🔞 [comm open ] @getonjbart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#VGenComm commission for @lightbluehyu.bsky.social
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 10/09/2026
view from the other side (thank you @awesomeuno.bsky.social for the idea!)
Doodle of BOTW holding his Shiekah slate looking down back over his shoulder in perturbed confusion
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe
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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 10/09/2026
Garfield 9/11 meme
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 10/09/2026
Kirby and Ravenous Samus sketch [ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
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Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am going to think of big muscle dudes instead of Missouri. This isn't even in response to the court ruling drama, it's just my general life philosophy.
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MihaÍl Dava @mihaildava.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My another Dungeons and Dragons illustration with Lurrus and Buck at a Tavern. Love these warm, fantasy, full of big muscles, tavern vibes #dungeonsanddragons #dnd
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He's filled with determination
A black-and-white cat sits on a wooden cat shelf, looking ahead with a serious expression
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ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Beavis
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
On this Labor Day I am working my seventh out of eight consecutive days. Time and a half is not enough. I need, like, time^3, at least.
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Ptero @pteroscreams.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Friends!!✨✨
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Adam. Pottery Beard. @thatbeardoadam.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Pat Stares At FOREVER @patstaresat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When GTA6 comes out the first thing I'm gonna do is find and suck off some male hookers. Then I'm gonna go home and play the game.
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Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If Barack Obama had said this, they would have lynched him and then impeached his corpse. At the very least there would've been headlines about it for a month. This won't even get attention beyond today, and only barely so.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey! Look over here! You can press the Ⓐ 𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣 to make me shake my queer little ass.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 03/09/2026
Poster of Disney's The Three Musketeers, showing four musketeers. Below, screenshot of Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard, being told by his Cardassian captors that there are five lights, when in fact there are four.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pretty sure she'd do that because he'd decline to prescribe her oxy.
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Leon English @leonenglish.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Saying that El-Sayed supports sharia is just straight up gutter racism.
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Eny @enydimon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Something I painted up earlier this month.
A painterly portrait of an orc with short black hair, a nose ring, and a beard tied into a short ponytail.
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Beastkaze 🎃 @hikazedragon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hard Working Troll & His Earning 🧌 💎 Color Commission for @wyattdarat.bsky.social
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Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I can tell this poll is correct because it says exactly what I want it to say 😌
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 31/08/2026
You have my attention
NOAA Ocean Exploration video titled Outrageously Tiny Fish with a thumbnail of a cute lil fish guy with an arrow pointing at it
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