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Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 10h

Currently living my best life getting drunk and streaming Antiques Roadshow because I am now and have always been approximately 60 years old

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Jads @jads-i-rutan.bsky.social · 16h

Pro tip for retail interactions: become big and intimidating to win

A sketched scene of two anthro red pandas raising arms to be big and intimidating at each other. One is saying, "I want to speak to your manager." The other is replying, "I AM the manager." They are in an electronics shop and other customers mill about in the background.

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Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I ordered an Abdul for Senate car magnet. It took over a month to arrive and only now do I discover that the back of my car is not magnetic. This is Mike Rogers' fault somehow.

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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A book called “The Barenstein Bears Cut Down a Flock Camera” shows the father doing exactly that.

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MT @monstertrash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Second Piece for Orctober 2026 💚 #mtart #orc #orctober

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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh okay we are rounding up every car dealership owner in 2029

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josh mckenzie @amonns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

some previous orcs for more #orctober posting, in case these are new to you

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Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

orctober means i really cannot be sneaking looks at bsky at work 👀

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Mr Puma 💪🏽🏳️‍🌈 @mrpumaguio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

To start off Orctober!

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MT @monstertrash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

First Piece for Orctober 2026! woot #mtart #orc #orctober

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valeryn 🔥✨ @valeryn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

steps in making your furry-ass apartment more presentable for a family visit

A framed, hanging picture of an orc hiking in the nude, with a yellow post-it note placed over his crotch reading “Don’t Look!”

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Christians would rather fuck a couch than go to therapy

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BlackLight @blacklight5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Imma post some old stuff that i haven't posted here yet- He really like to dress up- #Dnd #orc #digitalart #orctober

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Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

(I have no orc art because every month of my life is broketober 💀)

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Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Happy Orctober to those who celebrate 💚

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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

a roadside sign outside of a church in Hampshire County, West Virginia that reads "JESUS IS COMING BACK SO IS APPLE BUTTER OCT 5-9" - photo taken by Andy Duncan (andyduncan82) on instagram

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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026

If Third Way got there before you did, you should feel bad.

The "Jason Figured it Out" meme except instead of Jason, it's Third Way

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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026

im very busy

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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

she could have been our first messy bitch president if trump hadn't beaten her to it

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Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

To the customer who wouldn't buy a pair of shoes until he "checked with chatgpt" about it: you are weak and natural selection is coming for you.

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Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This isn't surprising considering it's playing on the overhead music playlist at the department store I work at approximately 97% of the time.

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uesp.net @uesp.net · 21/09/2026

"Please do not be so foolish as to assume that the orcs are your enemy, simply because we are orcs." --King Gortwog gro-Nagorm

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Me in the morning: I am going to dress up for work today and wear a nice sweater and a fashionable blazer :3 Me rn: I AM GOING TO MELT INTO A PUDDLE AND DIE GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GODDAMN JACKET

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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.

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danger meowthmallow 🐱 @icetyph.pmd.social · 13/09/2026

sniffsniff snorfsniff snoofsnoof sniffsniffsnorf

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

same thing in tampa. reportedly one of the venues that issued the ultimatum, hosted “heil hitler” kanye west for two shows in june

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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 11/09/2026

Just did a quick look around and I don't see very many headlines about the President of the US making people pledge allegiance to him personally while telling everyone to commit election fraud and "cheat like hell" to support his party. Seems like it should be a story?

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Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Customers who are here first thing at open annoy me. No one needs a cashmere sweater at 10 am. Go home. Come back at like... 2.

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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 11/09/2026

Just in case you ever have impostor syndrome, remember that in 2011, workers at Los Alamos National Laboratory brought six kilograms of plutonium together to take a picture to show their management. The amount was enough to start a chain nuclear reaction if they had been slightly closer.

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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 10/09/2026

view from the other side (thank you @awesomeuno.bsky.social for the idea!)

Doodle of BOTW holding his Shiekah slate looking down back over his shoulder in perturbed confusion

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe

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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 10/09/2026

Kirby and Ravenous Samus sketch [ twitch.tv/genczilla ]

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Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

We need a total and complete shutdown of Missouri until we can figure out what is going on.

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Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I am going to think of big muscle dudes instead of Missouri. This isn't even in response to the court ruling drama, it's just my general life philosophy.

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MihaÍl Dava @mihaildava.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My another Dungeons and Dragons illustration with Lurrus and Buck at a Tavern. Love these warm, fantasy, full of big muscles, tavern vibes #dungeonsanddragons #dnd

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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

He's filled with determination

A black-and-white cat sits on a wooden cat shelf, looking ahead with a serious expression

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