Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I just had, like, the Platonic ideal of American diner breakfasts. 140
Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I offer you my son Tengar, who is very big and also large 011
Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Haley Stevens crying out "STOP THE COUNT!" 041
Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 01/06/2026It's hard not to post a good hotel-bathroom-lighting selfie even if I've already posted a selfie wearing this shirt. I promise I own other shirts. In my defense, it's a cool shirt. 030
Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 31/05/2026This is my son, his name is Zebu Shaped Vessel and he lives at the Cincinnati Art Museum. He's approximately 3,000 years old and I love him. 041
Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Rare selfie on the occasion of touching grass for Earth Day (and also because it turns out it takes like 2 hours to charge my electric car, so what the hell else am I gonna do with myself?) 150
Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 10/01/2026This year is the year. Trust me bro. Any minute now, they're gonna push back. I'm telling you. Now please excuse me, my friend Lucy is setting up a football and I'm gonna kick it so far. 130
Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Visited the zoo and I am more sure than ever that I am going to die trying to touch the beans on the big ol pawbs of a big cat. The snow leopard was RIGHT THERE! I wanna squeeze those beans SO BAD 050
Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I think this occasion calls for me breaking out the file photo of me (second from left) looking annoyed next to Chuck Schumer. Photo credit: the Syracuse Daily Orange, probably 2012 or 2013. 151
Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 17/09/2024I am 607,085th in line, and nobody forget it! 020
Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 26/08/2024But don't worry, everyone! They turned down the creativity dial! And they only use the audio because the AI is racially insensitive (but don't worry, not overtly racist.) Everything is fine. 000
Slutpants McGee @activatedtower.bsky.social · 06/03/2024I need to post more actual posts, so have a Mike: 050