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Abe 🌈

@acabraham.bsky.social
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professional pizza boy, recreational overthinker he/him, pdx D3, go Ms

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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 21h
It really sucks that “public safety” has become less keeping sidewalks in good repair, installing and maintaining streetlights, and building safety infrastructure for pedestrians and commuters and more “keep the homeless away from my storefront at any cost but also don’t you dare raise my taxes”
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got a lot of questions if the Oregon Humane Society’s response to someone who owns multiple dogs shooting one of them dead in the street & announcing that they will continue to put their dogs in situations where they will be shot at isn’t “they shouldn’t have dogs”
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trying to write a statement of purpose that doesn’t turn into “municipal control of speed limits on Powell Blvd must be regained, by force if necessary”
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lost my favorite Mariners cap in the pit during Chat Pile at Revolution Hall
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Important to have multi age adult friend groups so you can both have buddies in the pit and the balcony at shows
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#GoMs
The “two guys on opposite sides of the bus” meme where one guy is sad looking at a wall and the other is happy looking at the sunset. Both guys have been edited to have a Mariners hat on. 
Both sides say “no Mariners baseball for 6 months”
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Super fun pattern test for saylessknits! Turns out intarsia is not as scary as i thought. #knitting
A hand knit blue sweater with white, yellow, and purple stripes. An intarsia graphic on the front says Testosterone Gel 1.62% 20.25 per pumpA hand knit blue sweater with white, yellow, and purple stripes. There is an intarsia text graphic that says “fix your hearts or die”
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All things considered, I’ve matured into quite a sociable young man
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Over 24 hours & the OPB story still doesn’t say “exchange of gunfire,” the PPB absolutely killed their dog & want us to feel bad for them about it. Gross! www.opb.org/article/2026...
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Homicide suspect, police K-9 dead following SE Portland shooting
Gunfire erupted in Southeast Portland Thursday afternoon, and a homicide suspect and a police dog were killed. The shooting occurred after a regional Violent Offenders Task Force found the suspect nea...
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw my first Torres for council sign in the wild. In front of one of the mansions on upper Tabor, of course.
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bussing home in the rain, seeing downtown light reflected in the wet streets, falling ever more for my city
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just made a very exciting $200 deposit
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Athul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · 23/09/2026
You voted for your daughter’s death and it should torment you until you meet your own
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Nick @ecosozialismus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There’s no option for “he was right and I agreed with him”
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thinking about Marie Glusenkamp-Perez, who reminds me of the bridge I have to sell to anyone who thinks anti-trans dems will be meaningfully anti-ICE
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Someday, when they’re a grownup, the trans kid of whichever consultant is advising the Dems to become more transphobic will have a hell of a story about why they’re no-contact
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The driver’s behavior before and after the crash is sociopathic. But also, no car operated on public roads should be able to go 100 mph, much less 142 mph.
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“I don’t have a problem with trans people, I just don’t think they should be able to use public bathrooms or play sports or get healthcare—“ ok so that’s segregation. you are functionally a segregationist. and you want me to believe that fights fascism somehow. ok.
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What if we did a season of the Traitors that was just gay guys & outspoken women
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As a lifetime rider I’m genuinely pretty bummed that Trimet is no longer reliable enough to use by anyone who values their limited time on earth.
the next 5 75 buses is 35, 31, 26, 21, 17 minutes late
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hitting River City Bikes next week I think. I will be waiting for the bus longer than it would take to bike home today!
The 75 bus is over 20 minutes late, the following bus is 7 minutes late, and the third bus is also 7 minutes late
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 17/09/2026
this is probably the worst language i've seen a democrat use. saying "transgender ideology" is straight out of the right wing playbook. this is looking more and more like Labour, so I don't want to hear any more shit about how even the transphobic democrats broadly support our rights.
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just don’t think the guy who put Neo-Nazi memes in his statewide riot cop training PowerPoint gets to complain about other people’s tweets. Sorry, Chief Day!
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don’t have my police tweets anymore but am scrolling through what I saved on my phone in the summer 2020 & giggling to myself #PostUrPoliceTweets
Tear-gassed Ted Wheeler photoshopped to be holding a gas can, caption “crackin a hot one with the bois” PPB LRAD wagon with strobes on

THIS IS THE PORTLAND POLICE BUREAU

THIS IS AN UNLAWFUL ASSEMBLY ON STOLEN LAND OF THE MULTNOMAH, WASCO, COWLITZ, KATHLAMET, CLACKAMAS, BANDS OF CHINOOK, TUALATIN, KALAPUYA, MOLALLA, AND MANY OTHER TRIBES.
WE TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO THANK THE ORIGINAL CARETAKERS OF THIS LAND.Riot line of cops with 
Feral Swine Menace Oregon

OREGON DEPARTMENT OF FISH AND WILDLIFE@PortlandPolice on twitter: Failure to adhere to this order may subject you to arrest, citation and/or force. Officers may seize the Snack Wagon as evidence.
Stop throwing eggs.
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Oregonian is a “platinum level” member of the local conservative advocacy group & they will not let you forget it
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Got in the forms to update my transcripts to my legal name at both of the schools where I did undergrad stuff please clap
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
talarico reminds me of how democrats spent years trying to "moderate" on immigration and getting nothing in return and now we have the best funded paramilitary force on the planet disappearing people across the country while running a system of concentration camps with no oversight
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Love being in Schrödinger’s demographic; somehow both so unimportant to Dems’ success that we cannot expect anti-discrimination platforms AND necessary to it that dissent to pro-discrimination platforms is “wrecker shit”
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Grindr: we didn’t have an outage, 3rd party self report websites aren’t accurate, and our servers don’t work like that. Liberals: hahaha fucking homophobic gop faggots
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Something about just “9/11/01” on the sidelines of the US Open is sending me
Sideline of the US Open doubles featuring a ball boy in motion & “9/11/01” in a sans serif font
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Merc wasn’t kidding about this month’s theme being clowns, they even have them in the ads!
Big ass full page ad for the (losing, has already lost, entirely unserious) Save Lloyd campaign in the Mercury
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Sandy Ernest Allen @sandyernestallen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Right now dems like Talarico don't even support trans people and they'll still get attacked endlessly for doing so. So why not just support us? I don't get it, honestly.
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Portland: Neighbors Welcome @portlandneighborswelcome.org · 08/09/2026
Let us build an inclusive, tolerate and welcoming city where everyone can afford to live here and call Portland home.
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Whole lotta guys from different parts of my life are gonna be at Chat Pile at Rev Hall
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Taking public transportation to go meet up with friends: Wow 🤩 the city is mine and I’m young and alive tonight! Taking public transportation to go back home after: if this shit is late by even 30 seconds I’m doing a 1 person 9/11
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 07/09/2026
you don't need to rebroadcast the posts of users on here who repost decontexted screenshots on twitter that are actually from right-wing propaganda accounts paraphrasing random leftists at conferences, actually
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“Ah fuck I hope we don’t get swept by the West Sacramento Athletics” is not a thought healthy mlb fanbases have, I’d imagine. GoMs etc
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Has anyone figured out how to do hi-viz cycling gear for goths, punks, etc, or is popping on a vest after the gig still the move
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Disgusted by Councilors Smith & Zimmerman’s antisemitic assertion that to expect City investments to meet human rights & environmental standards is in opposition to the interests of Jewish Portlanders!
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
centrist dems be like “we have bold, serious, inspiring policy proposals” and it’s literally fucking taxpayer subsidized car loans
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Every time I run into a dude I knew from being high school girls together I get another couple years on my lifespan I think
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Surely if Gabriel Rucker’s tortured duck liver burgers could lead to enough economic growth to de-necessitate taxing rich people in Portland, it would’ve happened in the last 19 years!
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Gonna go see it again tomorrow I think. So many more little details to catch.
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Maybe this is how Vikki Payne is finally releasing the tier list of Asian people she’s been talking about since January
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is a story about men harassing women. It's being sold to the public as a story about conservatives protecting women, but it's the opposite of that.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2026
“Women who average more than 8.4 points, 2.3 rebounds, or 1.3 assists per game clearly have an unfair biological advantage over women who don’t, and we need to maintain a level playing field.” — Sophie Cunningham
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Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any ...
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Do they no longer teach drivers to not enter an intersection unless you can exit it? I did driver’s ed in 2012 & the way people act in my neighborhood leads me to think that’s changed
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
As the guy being told to “be better” by this unhinged driver, I’d like to point out the layout of the street where this murder occurred. There isn’t a reason for someone to drive fast enough to kill someone on streets like this.
SW Dolph drive, a short, looped street in a low-density residential neighborhood
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