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Abe 🌈

@acabraham.bsky.social
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professional pizza boy, recreational overthinker, PSU MURP applicant he/him, pdx D3, go Ms (Opinions do not represent those of my employer but are pretty dang close)

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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Birthday present from the Grace to my Will who has listed Dan Wilson as the employee of the month at the pissing her off factory since April
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got her back, albeit mysteriously stained. Shoutout to the Revolution Hall customer service team!
A royal blue Mariners baseball cap. The front embroidery is of a yellow trident pointed downwards in an M shape
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(*I was a girl in high school and college. Many of the people I was girls with are also not women any more, have never really been, we were just harassed like them, etc)
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There’s a part to the hurt of the current relevance of sexual assault in how hard the women* of my college years (‘13-17’) were fighting it the whole time we were in school & how nothing has gotten better for those following
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Recalling an old-as-hell CollegeHumor video along the lines of “legalize gay marriage or we’ll marry your girlfriends, she has more fun with me and I take her seriously,” addressing the same vibe
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Goofed & said “Mike Vasquez” rather than Nathan Vasquez as the original draft of the skeet was referencing how Mike Schmidt’s campaign signs explicitly mentioned he is & has been a Democrat, unlike Nathan Vasquez, who is not & has never been.
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Portland as a whole will never vote for a Republican or anyone in a non-partisan election who openly associates with them. Non-partisan RCV where a Repub can manage to not be overtly publicly bigoted is their best shot but they are too bigoted to figure it out
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For real! There’s a reason Rene was trying to add “Democratic Party” to his Wikipedia article when he got caught for misusing city funds, there’s a reason Mike Vasquez hid his partisan leanings in his DA campaign. (1/2)
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Idk, maybe “pissing off the very large union by trying to unilaterally change hundreds of contracts” will be the hot ticket to reelection with 10% approval? Lmao
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hints of “we must eradicate systemic racism but if you think my kid should go to their neighborhood high school even though it’s Jefferson I will go apoplectic!”
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not quite reactionary centrism as most of these guys wouldn’t consider themselves centrists, maybe “reactionary post-progressivism” is the word… totally know what you’re talking about!
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can be progressive or supported by the PPA & Novick switched sides after decades of stalwart progressivism. It’s a fucking bummer tbh.
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“I haven’t changed my politics in 18 years, why aren’t I considered a progressive?” idk man the PPA endorsed you! Maybe ask them?
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someday conservatives will learn how RCV works, how fortunate that it has been in neither of the last two elections
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Overheard in Safeway “I’m a little skeptical of secret societies right now, what with everything going on”
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It really sucks that “public safety” has become less keeping sidewalks in good repair, installing and maintaining streetlights, and building safety infrastructure for pedestrians and commuters and more “keep the homeless away from my storefront at any cost but also don’t you dare raise my taxes”
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really seems like the Oregon Humane Society is in favor of shooting dogs in some cases! “Animal abuse is fine” is not a very humane approach IMO
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got a lot of questions if the Oregon Humane Society’s response to someone who owns multiple dogs shooting one of them dead in the street & announcing that they will continue to put their dogs in situations where they will be shot at isn’t “they shouldn’t have dogs”
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Threading the needle between my instinct to write this very academically with the necessity of “and that’s why I want to go to school here & now” in as simple of terms has been a trick, I’ll say that much
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Idk if I were ODOT’s predecessor I would’ve simply not put a damn street-level highway next to multiple grade schools that are already there but maybe I’m built different
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trying to write a statement of purpose that doesn’t turn into “municipal control of speed limits on Powell Blvd must be regained, by force if necessary”
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do not think PPB is craven enough to kill their dog to get kind headlines going into an election but this is a very convenient dead dog for them!
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got blocked by the humane society on instagram for asking why they were expressing sympathy for someone who killed their own dog
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lost my favorite Mariners cap in the pit during Chat Pile at Revolution Hall
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bonus points if they’re both adult goths with the same name & one’s your situationship & one’s an older brother figure but that’s neither here nor there
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Important to have multi age adult friend groups so you can both have buddies in the pit and the balcony at shows
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If someone thinks Bluesky is dying they simply do not follow enough transgender shitposters & people with opinions about elevator codes not otherwise described
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#GoMs
The “two guys on opposite sides of the bus” meme where one guy is sad looking at a wall and the other is happy looking at the sunset. Both guys have been edited to have a Mariners hat on. 
Both sides say “no Mariners baseball for 6 months”
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Super fun pattern test for saylessknits! Turns out intarsia is not as scary as i thought. #knitting
A hand knit blue sweater with white, yellow, and purple stripes. An intarsia graphic on the front says Testosterone Gel 1.62% 20.25 per pumpA hand knit blue sweater with white, yellow, and purple stripes. There is an intarsia text graphic that says “fix your hearts or die”
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All things considered, I’ve matured into quite a sociable young man
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Over 24 hours & the OPB story still doesn’t say “exchange of gunfire,” the PPB absolutely killed their dog & want us to feel bad for them about it. Gross! www.opb.org/article/2026...
opb.org
Homicide suspect, police K-9 dead following SE Portland shooting
Gunfire erupted in Southeast Portland Thursday afternoon, and a homicide suspect and a police dog were killed. The shooting occurred after a regional Violent Offenders Task Force found the suspect nea...
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Her graphics team is totally phoning it in, huh. Lawn sign had an entirely different colorway than the one she uses online to post ads filmed at small businesses against their wishes.
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw my first Torres for council sign in the wild. In front of one of the mansions on upper Tabor, of course.
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The scene did its job at least, now she can focus on becoming another Zimmerman or Ryan
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’d say it’s more accurate to call her a former drag queen turned pro-apartheid activist as she does not seem to be booking gigs at all.
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Biking means I see so many delightful little shops on streets I might not otherwise be on, gotta have room for possible impulse purchases!
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bussing home in the rain, seeing downtown light reflected in the wet streets, falling ever more for my city
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(Just being kinda silly citing my sources because it’s such a dang cliche)
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That wasn’t a joke. I personally think this dog should’ve gotten to have a normal life & a home instead of being put in violent situations to also do violence! www.opb.org/article/2026...
From OPB:
Thursday was set to be the K-9's last shift, police officials said. He served six years with the bureau. Portland Police Bureau Chief Bob Day fought back tears as he described how tragedy replaced what was meant to be a day "of celebration and retirement."
"To watch them work is really a thing of beauty," Day said "They're part of our family. And they fill a role that is so critical for the safety of our officers but also the safety of our community. Really, just grateful for Kylo's service."
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Apparently the dog was literally one day from retirement! (We should not have police K-9s. It is animal abuse.)
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not sure but here’s OPB!
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just made a very exciting $200 deposit
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Athul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · 23/09/2026
You voted for your daughter’s death and it should torment you until you meet your own
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Nick @ecosozialismus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There’s no option for “he was right and I agreed with him”
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thinking about Marie Glusenkamp-Perez, who reminds me of the bridge I have to sell to anyone who thinks anti-trans dems will be meaningfully anti-ICE
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Only took 34 years from the closing of Washington High to the opening of Revolution Hall, bet if everyone works hard we can get it down to a lean 25 years to reuse buildings 🙃
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Someday, when they’re a grownup, the trans kid of whichever consultant is advising the Dems to become more transphobic will have a hell of a story about why they’re no-contact
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The driver’s behavior before and after the crash is sociopathic. But also, no car operated on public roads should be able to go 100 mph, much less 142 mph.
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“I don’t have a problem with trans people, I just don’t think they should be able to use public bathrooms or play sports or get healthcare—“ ok so that’s segregation. you are functionally a segregationist. and you want me to believe that fights fascism somehow. ok.
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