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Abe 🌈

@acabraham.bsky.social
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professional pizza boy, recreational overthinker, PSU MURP applicant he/him, pdx D3, go Ms (Opinions do not represent those of my employer but are pretty dang close)

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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
E-bike get!
Dark blue Velotric Discover 3 parked at a wiggle bike rack
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got her back, albeit mysteriously stained. Shoutout to the Revolution Hall customer service team!
A royal blue Mariners baseball cap. The front embroidery is of a yellow trident pointed downwards in an M shape
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#GoMs
The “two guys on opposite sides of the bus” meme where one guy is sad looking at a wall and the other is happy looking at the sunset. Both guys have been edited to have a Mariners hat on. 
Both sides say “no Mariners baseball for 6 months”
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Super fun pattern test for saylessknits! Turns out intarsia is not as scary as i thought. #knitting
A hand knit blue sweater with white, yellow, and purple stripes. An intarsia graphic on the front says Testosterone Gel 1.62% 20.25 per pumpA hand knit blue sweater with white, yellow, and purple stripes. There is an intarsia text graphic that says “fix your hearts or die”
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That wasn’t a joke. I personally think this dog should’ve gotten to have a normal life & a home instead of being put in violent situations to also do violence! www.opb.org/article/2026...
From OPB:
Thursday was set to be the K-9's last shift, police officials said. He served six years with the bureau. Portland Police Bureau Chief Bob Day fought back tears as he described how tragedy replaced what was meant to be a day "of celebration and retirement."
"To watch them work is really a thing of beauty," Day said "They're part of our family. And they fill a role that is so critical for the safety of our officers but also the safety of our community. Really, just grateful for Kylo's service."
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As a lifetime rider I’m genuinely pretty bummed that Trimet is no longer reliable enough to use by anyone who values their limited time on earth.
the next 5 75 buses is 35, 31, 26, 21, 17 minutes late
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hitting River City Bikes next week I think. I will be waiting for the bus longer than it would take to bike home today!
The 75 bus is over 20 minutes late, the following bus is 7 minutes late, and the third bus is also 7 minutes late
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is how Portland Police Chief Bob Day likes Portland police officers to talk about Portlanders. But how dare someone hate them back! www.portlandmercury.com/news/portlan...
Meme that Portland Police Chief Day put in a training slideshow:

Woe be unto you, dirty hippy:
For thou stinketh of patchoull and 80:
For thou talk of Marx. yet know him not:
For thou hast bills, yet have not paid;
For thou hast dreadlocks and white skin.
And so I shall send among you, My humble servants with hat, and with bat:
That they may christen your heads with hickory.
And anoint your faces with pepper spray.
And once thou hast been cuffed and stuffed:
Once thou has been stitched and bandaged;
Perhaps thou shall learn.
I'm tired of your shit.
Amen.
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
& then there was my dad’s police tweet
Peter Ames Carlin
@peteramescarlin
My kid Abie was protesting at the E Portland police center on Burnside last night, and after following orders to disperse was clubbed in the back by #portlandpolice rushing the crowd. Abie, who is 5'1", fell down bleeding.
@tedwheeler Why do cops attack citizens following orders?
1:16 PM • 8/16/20 • Twitter Web App
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don’t have my police tweets anymore but am scrolling through what I saved on my phone in the summer 2020 & giggling to myself #PostUrPoliceTweets
Tear-gassed Ted Wheeler photoshopped to be holding a gas can, caption “crackin a hot one with the bois” PPB LRAD wagon with strobes on

THIS IS THE PORTLAND POLICE BUREAU

THIS IS AN UNLAWFUL ASSEMBLY ON STOLEN LAND OF THE MULTNOMAH, WASCO, COWLITZ, KATHLAMET, CLACKAMAS, BANDS OF CHINOOK, TUALATIN, KALAPUYA, MOLALLA, AND MANY OTHER TRIBES.
WE TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO THANK THE ORIGINAL CARETAKERS OF THIS LAND.Riot line of cops with 
Feral Swine Menace Oregon

OREGON DEPARTMENT OF FISH AND WILDLIFE@PortlandPolice on twitter: Failure to adhere to this order may subject you to arrest, citation and/or force. Officers may seize the Snack Wagon as evidence.
Stop throwing eggs.
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Something about just “9/11/01” on the sidelines of the US Open is sending me
Sideline of the US Open doubles featuring a ball boy in motion & “9/11/01” in a sans serif font
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Merc wasn’t kidding about this month’s theme being clowns, they even have them in the ads!
Big ass full page ad for the (losing, has already lost, entirely unserious) Save Lloyd campaign in the Mercury
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
As the guy being told to “be better” by this unhinged driver, I’d like to point out the layout of the street where this murder occurred. There isn’t a reason for someone to drive fast enough to kill someone on streets like this.
SW Dolph drive, a short, looped street in a low-density residential neighborhood
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Recall this being someone’s particular axe to grind; Frog Ferries are reactionary centrism now
GO PORTLAND GO! Membership includes:

Susan Bladholm
Frog Ferry Founder
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I have one! An accordionist friend has informed me it’s technically a concertina but basically this
White toy accordion
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Will keep everyone posted when the Torres campaign gets back to me re: her confusing stance on apartheid
Post of Keith’s endorsement of Kellie Torres in the background, with my comment reading “Hi, I noticed you reposted a video with a pro-apartheid public figure. Why do you believe that racial hierarchies are just governance?”
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Today in absolutely wild “Save Lloyd” cope, via a coworker’s insta story. Oh no they’re gonna tear down the big gray rectangle & put in more rectangles
@topherdisgrace
Future historians are going to look back on this era in disgust for a lot of reasons, but demolishino beautiful
and timeless historic buildings to build these gray soulless rectangles that'll look dated within five years will absolutely be on the list
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This is the first skeet I saw reposted elsewhere, also an absolute peach
TOM
@tomwalker.bsky.social
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can't have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can't afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
8:57 PM • Jul 16, 2023
Everybody can reply
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Watching Sox, knitting a sweater
The front and back of a blue sweater Abe is knitting, with stranded/intarsia colorwork designs.  The front says “testosterone gel 1.62% 20.25 mg per pump” with stripes and aliased text in white, yellow, and purple. The back says “fix your hearts or die” in white with yellow and purple stripes. The white Sox just got a lead in the 11th inning they’ve since lost The front and back of a blue sweater Abe is knitting, with stranded/intarsia colorwork designs.  The front says “testosterone gel 1.62% 20.25 mg per pump” with stripes and aliased text in white, yellow, and purple. The back says “fix your hearts or die” in white with yellow and purple stripes.
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Having a delightful time at the last bits of Coffee Beer’s community street fair & block party! Feel like I’ve stumbled upon a solvable problem too
Sign at the edge of Coffee Beer’s community block party on SE 42nd between Francis & Holgate. Sign reads “PBOT DOESN'T WANT YOU
DRINKING IN THE STREET
OR
HAVING FUN UNLESS YOU PAY THEM $2100 FOR A STREET FAIR PERMIT 48 HOURS BEFORE
YOUR STREET FAIR STARTS AND THEY DIDN'T MENTION THIS FEE IN THE SIX MONTHS OF WORKING WITH THEM PRIOR”
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Oh her “designs” aren’t on her instagram because they’re other people’s pictures with nonsense captions or notable quotations MS Painted on them & then photos of street art. Some decent travel pics but her still lifes of flowers etc tend to be overexposed
SailGirlDesign art for sale, someone else’s photo of a sea turtle with default font text overlayed in yellow that reads “Sleepy turtle eyes
peer back at me through blue sear then she swims away….”
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
They’re just snuggling, my bad.
SailGirlDesign insta post with Trump & Putin snuggled under a blanket, location tagged “Texas State Capitol” and hashtagged “nationalparkservice” despite not being in TX or relating to national parks
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Don’t worry, she also sells essential oils & unregulated beauty supplements for a Mormon pyramid scheme
Post from Peggy McDaniel of “sailgirl design” selling Young Living essential oils & unregulated supplements
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hearing Eugenio Suarez making great plays at third while Brendan “Thin Blue Line” Donovan’s flop ass has been on IL for more than half the season… #mariners
“Feel like pure shit just want her back x” meme
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Made a shirt
A black t shirt that says Jenny Holzer Truism in white text
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Don’t worry, they’re still a platinum-level member! Along with some mega corps, PMC’s own city-funded program, and that power company that’s being sued for billions as their failure to maintain their infrastructure burned half the state.
Screenshot from Portland Metro Chambers website (which isn’t properly set up for dark mode, pathetic!) showing six of their platinum level members: Amazon, Google, Nike, Pacific Power (of the 2020 wildfires,) the city-funded Downtown Clean & Safe program, and the Oregonian.
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Also got Zohran, not that I anticipate a website with the handle “britmonkey” to have a cogent sense of American politics
Abe also is closest matched to Zohran
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Literacy crisis is global huh
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Great baseball mail day!
A t shirt with home plate colored like the trans flag and “baseball is for everyone” surrounding it in different languages and a lithograph print of the Mariners 2026 schedule & portraits of the players (plus Rick Rizzs & Humpy the Salmon) in action
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
First time using the Bob Stacey Pedestrian overcrossing & the elevators were working, feel like I’m missing a vital rite of passage
View from the Bob Stacey Pedestrian overcrossing
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Actually pretty fucked up about Marjane Satrapi. Persepolis is a vital book for kids to read before they’re ready for it.
Text:
Rereading Persepolis earlier this year, I found one of the rubber bands from my middle school braces stuck between the pages showing Marji's Iron Maiden poster
I had an Iron Maiden calendar that year.
Marjane Satrapi's work showed at least one obstinate teenage girl how much she had in common with every other obstinate teenage
girl in the world.
The man that bracesed girl grew into is very sad to no longer be sharing a world with Marjane Satrapi
Image, from my instagram story: Marjane Satrapi as depicted in the Persepolis film wearing a jacket that says “Punk is Not Ded”A copy of the graphic novel Persepolis with a small, circular orthodontial rubber band
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The Springwater was popping today! First time biking there since I was a little kid, what a joy.
A bit of concrete that used be some industrial infrastructure & my bike along the Willamette river south of the Ross Island bridge
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
She really is That Girl
The Tilikum Crossing bridge viewed from near OMSI
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
There was a wizard briefly visible amongst the boys on the broadcast, which I’m in favor of personally
Shirtless college boys in the stands at T Mobile Park, and also a bearded wizard wielding a trident and wearing a cape
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This is my first season watching baseball, is the wizard usually there? Broadcast team didn’t mention him so I figure I’m missing some common lore.
Stadium stand shot during a Mariners game at T-Mobile Park. A bunch of shirtless guys & one bearded wizard wearing a sparkly cape and wielding a trident. Captions say “well, if you’re missing your son…”
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
If you’re going to tip less than 2%, you can probably just skip it
Receipt from Abe’s job where some asshole tipped $2.50 on a $140 order
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Became a male born in Portland & a janky mountain bike just spawned, weird
Partial section of Abe’s new birth certificate, showing that he is male & born in Portland OregonAbe’s new bike
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Fresh crop of berry hats! Gotta make some more adjustments for the adult sized but they’re such a quick and fun knit. Sending these to my cousins in Maine tomorrow
Three knit hats with rolled brims. Two are adult sized, one red one blue. One is kid sized and is purple. They all have green tops with “stems” on top. 
The hats are on top of a verdant, self-managed patch of plants.
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
how it feels to like pop music but have no stake in how those ladies feel about each other
Meme of a dog in a propeller hat with a lollipop looking simply happy
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Slingin pies for Portland Pizza Week, come on by
A chicken bacon ranch pizza with a braided crust. There’s also basil & ranch on top
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Here’s Ted Wheeler’s senior pic from one my mom’s yearbooks as a treat
Mayor Ted Wheeler as a senior at Lincoln high school in my mom’s yearbook. He’s wearing a tie & suit but basically looks like if you googled “white guy in 1982”
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I can’t stop knitting these berry hats. Got a blue one on the needles rn
Two knit hats with rolled brims & green curly cues at the top. The smaller one is toddler-sized & a pinky purple color. The larger one is adult-sized and red.
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Knit a tomato baby hat because there are many horrors in this world but two of my dear friends are having a baby so someone’s gotta make sure they can dress like a vegetable
A small red knit hat with a green top that has a curly green stem on topThe top of the little red bag, showing 8 green leaf-shaped bits Another view of the little red hat. It’s on a thing of instant coffee (my roommate’s, I’m a pour over guy) & you can see my neighbor’s directv disc
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
In spite of the efforts of the federal government, I remain just some guy. Give trans women money if you haven’t yet.
Abe, a white guy with dark brown hair and glasses
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
being nice to customers & not defrauding them is woke
So to sum up:
-Hookset did a pre-sale inspection and told me to buy a truck that had $10k worth of critical suspension issues, and failed to identify or mention them
-When they did work on the truck, they messed up front brackets, doubled their quote halfway through the work, set off several dash lights without explanation, and installed a faulty part (power steering gearbox) that started leaking
-They misidentified the leak as motor oil, and refused to reconsider despite several other mechanics disagreeing with their diagnosis. They also cut off dialog in an aggressive manner
DO NOT GO HERE.Todd S.
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7 months ago
I took my Jeep into them he said it was a stuck lifter, I left it for repair $3,300 later he said it was fixed, next morning I started it it made the same exact noise that it made when I brought it in. The spineless owner would not talk to me or make good on it and just called me a idiot, now I have to sue him which I am going to do.
Please do not bring your vehicle to this person under any circumstances.
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Tumblr post for context in case this only a vocabulary-setting post for me, getting on T was like taking the Vitamin.
Tumblr post reading: 

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency
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Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin?
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Obsessed with JP Crawford’s dream dinner guests
Chris Rose sports interviewing JP Crawford about his three dream dinner guests. They are: Bob Marley, MLK Jr, and Seth Rogan
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Further innovations in Mariners Fry Ferry technology
Computer screen showing a tween-age child with a blond mullet wearing a plastic container shaped like a Washington State Ferry upside down on his head
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Didn’t pick that one up as the baby I’m shopping for isn’t even here yet but it’s never too early to have books blurbed by Naomi Klein around
The back blurbs of A is for Activist 
“Full of wit, beauty, and fun, we can think of no better way to learn the alphabet.
Naomi Klein and Avi Lewis
Author of The Shock Doctrine / Filmmaker.
We need books for children that use words like justice, ally, freedom, and advocate.
Rona Renner
RN, Parent Educator,
Host of Childhood Matters Radio Show
This book is rad!
Tomas Moniz
Writer/editor rad dad zine, a zine on radical parenting
TRIANGLE SQUARE
books for young readers
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Abe 🌈 @acabraham.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Pissed off the right people, that’s for damn sure
In the days before the New York concerts, a major controversy arose when rumors circulated that the band would perform the song in New York. As such, both the Presidents of the Patrolmen's Benevolent Association and the City's Police Commissioner called for a boycott of Springsteen's shows.!10! The president of New York State's Fraternal Order of Police personally denounced Springsteen, describing him as a "dirtbag" and a "faggot". 17]
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