Reposted by Alan Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I am publishing soon something we were scooped on @theonion.com beat us to it I am not joking 1044929479
Reposted by Alan born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 08/05/2025BREAKING: Donald Trump Says Conclave Election Was Rigged, Claims He Received More Votes For Pope Than Anyone Else 111924
Alan @ac89.bsky.social · 17/02/2025www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/vot...mcsweeneys.netVoting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the CityIt’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against... 030
Reposted by Alan Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 31/01/2025classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity 54186626123
Reposted by Alan Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I have a goal for y’all this coming year that I wish I had before my brother died: Take videos of the people you love. Silly ones, serious ones, candid ones, short ones. You’ll be very happy you have these little snippets if you ever have to live without them ❤️ 211342200
Reposted by Alan The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 30/12/2024They used to say there was no such thing as gay kids. That it was a choice that could be beaten or tortured out of them through conversion therapy 1865269975
Reposted by Alan It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to be a fish and they shut down your hypnotherapy business 635067
Alan @ac89.bsky.social · 20/12/2024"the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” 030
Reposted by Alan Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Update: Mr. Beast torn apart by ancient cursed mummies 61877122
Reposted by Alan Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Please tell your kids, every damn day if necessary, that chatGPT is not a goddamn search engine and you shouldn’t believe a word it says. Tell the adults too, but it’s especially imperative to inoculate kids against this 19122674920
Reposted by Alan Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 07/12/2024God i love @propublica.org so much 6943811407
Reposted by Alan Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking 109338884204
Reposted by Alan Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 05/12/2024oh now you don't like people using other people's stuff huh? 251858358
Reposted by Alan Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/12/2024This is lovely and true but it's wild how many posts here are now "wow! I had no idea a social network could help me socialise digitally". We are beaten dogs, barely used to being treated with dignity online 443083397
Reposted by Alan Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Oh wow you guys I'm starting to think it might be a bad idea to vote for the man most responsible for these numbers 15021
Reposted by Alan Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 07/11/2024[shakes fist up at our cruel God] 539630
Reposted by Alan 🌙NoxuArts - Commission status: OPEN! @notyournyx.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign 2996996561724
Reposted by Alan Mhuyo @mhuyo.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Personal message to my dear friends who I love very much 104116422051
Reposted by Alan Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 22/08/2023I don’t think it can be emphasized enough that large language models were never intended to do math or know facts; literally all they do is attempt to sound like the text they’re given, which may or may not include math or facts. They don’t do logic or fact checking — they’re just not built for that 14750902006
Reposted by Alan Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 01/03/2024You can put googly eyes on anything. No one can stop you. 8757201618
Reposted by Alan kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 01/02/2024grow a third arm, got it 1343123574
Reposted by Alan Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/01/2024Petition to honor Michael Shannon every Jan. 6 8052701503
Reposted by Alan Nash @radiodeadair.com · 05/01/2024When I was growing up it was hard to convince older people you couldn't just show up and apply for a job anymore. They just couldn't wrap their heads around it. Now we tell younger people to "just Google it" without appreciating that all the search engines are broken. 391950591
Reposted by Alan Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 04/01/2024christ. I was digging through my archives and found this. FROM 2014. 401732649
Reposted by Alan Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 03/01/2024just got my hands on the Epstein list and I’m shook 951761331
Reposted by Alan pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 29/12/2023Gotta say I’m worried that just like leaded gasoline was ultimately found to be toxic, we’ll eventually learn that drinking unleaded gasoline is also bad for you in some way 451660199
Alan @ac89.bsky.social · 24/12/2023"Did you have an Elf on the Shelf growing up too?" "No, my parents loved me." 010
Reposted by Alan John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 23/12/2023Anyway take this with you into the holiday season 161858660
Reposted by Alan the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/12/2023Because I think about this too much: prior to the rise of Facebook, and Twitter, the Internet was almost inherently nomadic. Forums and boards and groups had a shelf life. The critical mass of big social media sold people on the idea of a terminal hub. Inimical to good internet practices, imo! 1/2 1732429
Alan @ac89.bsky.social · 21/12/2023As evidenced by the events of today, Bluesky isn't a whole new app. It's not even a spin-off. It's a Twitter commentary track 010
Reposted by Alan Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 18/12/2023"I'm unvetted Greg, would you deport me?" 072
