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Actor/singer/writer/snacker making a Greek mythology rom-com show for the gworls 💖 bit.ly/FinishDI2

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Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Another historical inaccuracy from Nolan—IMAX had not yet been invented in the Mycenaean period, so this is not the aspect ratio that people saw in! Smh
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I've just seen about 40 kids sneak into watch 'The Odyssey' without paying by hiding in a giant wooden coat.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“I’ll pass on the salad and just have those fries. I’m trying to eat healthy.” - instant hall of fame dad joke thanks to cyclospora
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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It's interesting how everything people used to proudly call "public" when I was growing up (public parks, public libraries, public schools, public transportation, public television, etc) is suddenly "socialist" now that rich people are spinning it.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 22/06/2026
...... i'm sorry, they wanted to invade greenland because red lobster nixed the unlimited shrimp promotion? www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
chair of the us arctic research commission tom dans: "My view is that the US could take all the seafood greenland could produce, and cut out the middleman, and keep it from China - and you could bring back all-you-can-eat shrimp at Red Lobster"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Stress is good for you because it gets your heart rate up
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 01/06/2026
you want me to celebrate pride? the thing that goeth before destruction?
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
“The GOP wins and gets votes without having to offer their base anything!” Their base gets the racism and the sexism and the xenophobia they want and crave, how in gods green earth is that him not delivering for his base
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Kage🎃🐺🦇 @scotkage.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Sabrina Imbler @sabs.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
yesterday taught seven homosexuals how to pronounce LOEWE i really am a gay guy now
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✨cinematographeigh✨ @abitoverzellis.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Received this email from Former Bird App which I have not been on in over a year and I can’t tell if something actually happened or if it’s some kind of ruse to trick me into logging on again
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Publishers: “Short stories don’t sell and are impossible to market so we are not going to take the risk of publishing them.” Also publishers: “What can we publish to fit this era of reduced attention spans when people are reading fewer novels?”
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Dr. Canuck, MD @drcanuckmd.medsky.social · 01/06/2026
Nobody sees the 4:00 am works outs. Nobody sees the hours of meal prepping. Nobody sees the time spent in meditation bettering myself. Nobody sees any of this. Because I don’t do these things.
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Lime @zestylime.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The way i had to fastforward my brain through a whole sax solo to get to the chorus to remember which song was stuck in my head
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
oh well if candy crush businessman mel morris says so
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Kathleen @kathleencarson.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
On Children

Kahlil Gibran
1883 – 1931
And a woman who held a babe against her bosom said, Speak to us of Children.
     And he said:
     Your children are not your children.
     They are the sons and daughters of Life’s longing for itself.
     They come through you but not from you,
     And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.

     You may give them your love but not your thoughts,
     For they have their own thoughts.
     You may house their bodies but not their souls,
     For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.
     You may strive to be like them, but seek not to make them like you.
     For life goes not backward nor tarries with yesterday.
     You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth.
     The archer sees the mark upon the path of the infinite, and He bends you with His might that His arrows may go swift and far.
     Let your bending in the archer’s hand be for gladness;
     For even as He loves the arrow that flies, so He loves also the bow that is stable.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
One of my biggest obstacles is that I only like salads when they’re made by other people and cost $16.
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
“For the good of society, your son will work in the trades. Oh, my son? My son will be a titan of politics and industry. For the good of society, your daughter will be a tradwife. Oh, my daughter? My daughter will host a lucrative rightwing podcast.”
Steve Hall
@ProfHall1955
X.com
Intrusive, scheming spyware grifter who studied social theory under verbose bore Jurgen Habermas tells everyone else to forget about that sort of thing and drill for oil in Texas. Leave the thinking to me and my weird pals, we'll run things from now on!
unusual whales @ @unusual_whales •20h
Palantir CEO Karp: "The average Ivy League grad voting for [the NYC mayor Mamdanil is annoyed their education is not that valuable, and that the person who knows how to drill for oil has a more valuable profession"
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 11/05/2026
They’re like emergency responders who put on their siren and rush to the scene whenever Black people are trying to get representation
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
sure gas is headed to $8/gallon but at least cornell got rid of their gender studies classes. or at least i think they did, i haven’t checked and if im being honest i wouldnt really know if they had or hadnt because it doesnt affect me but it makes $8/gallon gas all worth it
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 12/05/2026
This also seems to allow for a katniss exclusion clause since she's neither a dude nor a superhero
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
My neighbor’s cats have, um, built a nest
Black cat and black and white cat cuddled up in a nest of twigs on a lawn
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
sorry I seem distracted just have to keep checking my phone to see if one of my freedoms is being arbitrarily taken away
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here
Panel 1: Ami Mizuno saying to her friends, "I need you all to swear..."

Panel 2: All rhe girls saying, "FUCJ." with varying keels of enthusias.

Panel 2: Ami, flustered, saying, "Nghh!! Like, a promise??" And an offscreen voice saying, "ooh"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/04/2026
i think it is a testament to the inherent radicalism of the reconstruction amendments that the supreme court’s main project with regards to them has been to limit and weaken their impact on american society.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
You should know I'm not fascinated by the keys you're jingling in front of me because I'm a baby. It's intellectual for me. I'm contemplating the nature of the keys
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/05/2026
the most anti free speech administration in this country’s history
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/05/2026
30 percent of Americans are against [squints at notes] the Pope urging peace
MS NOW cap of polling showing 66/30 positive/negative for "REACTION TO POPE LEO URGING PEACE, REJECTING WAR"
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 07/05/2026
elmer fudd as vlad in tub
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/05/2026
COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president? OBAMA: Well, you know, the bar has changed. I think you would perform significantly better than some folks we've seen. COLBERT: Is that an endorsement? OBAMA: It was not
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/05/2026
funniest thing i’ve ever seen
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social
start telling a knock knock joke to bluesky mods and they go, you now have four strikes
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Glad your vibe coded personalized keto assistant has increased your protein input or whatever but people actually hate this shit for reasons that have nothing to do with pollution or structural power, which are also bad. They hate this shit because it is making their lives, personally, worse.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Here’s how the AI Boom, such as it is, has impacted my life: it has been used as an excuse to lay off my friends for bot equivalents that never came. It has made mass culture and art immeasurably worse. I have a stalker with AI psychosis. So, no, I don’t more data centers. I want less of all that.
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Happy Cartoonist's Day!! With thanks to @extrafabulous.bsky.social for this comic.
Extra Fabulous Comic by Zach M Stafford
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 06/05/2026
This is Walsh, Dane, Sweetpea, and Wiley. They are all service dog dropouts. Together they have successfully completed one single task. 13/10 for all (IG: dogtor.walsh)
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
He had a habit of peeing in public, his paintings were basically a kitsch pyramid scheme, and YUM! Is the corporation that owns Pizza Hut and Taco Bell so this is statistically the most American photo ever taken
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I don’t think a web browser should be 4 gigabytes
Rockwell freedom of speech
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LeCaffeinated @thetirednurse.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The fact that Kennedy compares his heroin addiction to SSRI use should honestly tell you everything this man knows about SSRIs He also is clearly unable to not center himself in anything he does. Cannot think of others. Incapable.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/05/2026
very funny that this guy is literally like “tax the rich? that is the n word to me, personally” www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/n...
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In Attack on Mamdani, Vornado Chief Likens ‘Tax the Rich’ to Hate Speech
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/05/2026
‘dynamic pricing’ is one of those things that at the base level i don’t even understand how it can be legal
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 05/05/2026
Keep the margaritas & tacos away from the bigots today. Deadass. You ain't about to be enjoying the delights immigrants have brought you while hating them!
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
BREAKING: Congressman Johnny Olszewski (D-MD) is introducing a constitutional amendment to establish term limits for Supreme Court Justices. The ROBE Act would establish 18-year term limits for justices.
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