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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I hope there's a drag queen named Megan Mawaydowntown.

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wait are ALL the furry artists super swole now? When did that pivot sneak up on me??

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have questions: - How many more inches do they have to take out of my spine before I'm officially short? (I'm 5'7" from 5'9" now) - How long can my beard get before I'm forced by gay law to change all my online handles to something with "beard" in them and make it my whole personality?

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The big problem with coffee cake is that it just makes you want more coffee cake.

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Wow, Control:Resonant is stunning." but also... "Wait why is it 81 degrees in my office?"

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Mmmm PEC sandwich. (Prosciutto, egg and cheese)

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I had not heard the term "asymmetric penalty" before - also known as "heads I win, tails you lose"... If you did not pay enough we will charge you the difference. If you paid too much we will not refund the overage. Yay capitalism.

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I really like the term "weird/life balance" You gotta be a whole person... even if you're a hole person.

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Dear Apple... two X buttons like this next to each other is ridiculously bad UI design. Cut it out.

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

There are a lot of things I like about Arizona but holy shit she's a harsh mistress when it comes to tires.

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Who knew that all those puzzles I put together as a kid would help me so much as an adult 😝

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It was a reasonably productive day ^_^

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I think the most nerve-racking part with these big pieces is making sure there isn't a speck of dust on them anywhere before I clearcoat them 😬

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Skeptical Jinx doubts your commitment to breakfast.

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Yeahhhh now that protein powder is $97 a bag...

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Another bonus about the beard is that you cannot tell my jaw is swollen AF from having wisdom teeth removed ^_^

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

That Swedish pearl sugar just kinda makes the crumble 🤤

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Most people say weird shit or flirt with their dentists after anesthesia. Apparently I make sassy half-awake digs about the dentist that leave the whole office laughing. Oops 😅

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Designing a 3D printable box to hold my patience.

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I take some comfort in the fact that the biggest, creepiest scorpions we ever see here (this is only the 3rd for the year, all dead) are also the least dangerous variety in terms of sting.

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I think technology is swell, and "thinner faster smaller" is fine if you want it but.. I kind of wouldn't hate a new phone that's like... thicker, more battery, more durable, easier to hold onto. Somewhere between DeWalt and Fisher Price basically. 😅

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Does anyone else need to turn the AC down when they play video games? 😬

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It's always so creepily satisfying when you cut something off and glue it back on and it actually heals and stays put. Stupid cheese grater.

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The robot vacuum reports that it has vacuumed 92 square kilometers and I'm kind of like... 😳 But also 🙏

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It frequently still takes me a moment to remember that I'm not 15 and don't owe people explanations for anything.

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Huh. So that's how a cystoscopy feels. Not my favorite thing to do with my junk, I gotta say.

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Huh. White Castle is just American bao.

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

A happy snowboarder is technically a chipper shredder.

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Scramble 🦊☕ @scramblefox.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The cost of buying fursuits and attending cons is getting higher and higher. Google "furry inflation" to learn more :3

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Inflation fetishists... Furries: okay Politicians: No! Bad!

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Now he's looking a bit more together ^_^

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

My mom always called Dolly Parton "a good example of a good example" and I think that fits. Any excuse you need to be a better person is okay with me.

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Honestly I expected almond extract in my eye to hurt way more.

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Sitting in a sushi restaurant and the most hilariously bad "obviously AI" music is playing on the overhead system. Somebody called "LoM!Xmusic" I just can't figure out how you can have something literally doing all the heavy lifting for you and STILL manage to make shitty music with it.

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Kindness is way less lethal than I was led to believe.

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I'm pretty sure guppies are only called guppies because it sounds like puppies and some parent was trying to trick their kids into thinking a bowl of fish was just as cool as the dog they weren't going to get.

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Peeeeach cobbler cheeeeeeeesecaaaaaake...

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Jinx: how can you tell if something smells like boogers?

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I liked Total Recall better when it was a movie and not a food distribution strategy.

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Sanding pandas.... but not panding sandas.

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"The internet is running out of things that people haven't seen that don't violate terms of service, so we're down to like... armpit hair, sexy clowns, and ingrown toenail videos."

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Jinx knows "work it" on command...

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Irony: when your urologist is an asshole.

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

People: "I just dont understand what's going on these days!" Mark Twain 120 years ago: "The truth has no defense against a fool determined to believe a lie."

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Sure, people should absolutely mind their own business. But "choosing where to spend your fucks" is also an important life skill.

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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The hardest part of Tusker going on trips is explaining to the dogs that no, Other Dad does *not*, in fact, also get up at 6am.

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