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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

optimus prime: did she just wink at me? me: i think she’s turning left

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Jon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date* McDonalds drive-thru employee: what

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Ziggy Gigglez @ziggygigglez.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

To the person who stole my Ex-Lax... I hope you never stop running.

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HeidiHo🆘🇺🇸🇺🇦 @heidiho521.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Good morning 🐶☕️

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Ziggy Gigglez @ziggygigglez.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Me yelling at a squirrel to get out of the road so it doesn’t get squashed by a car, is probably the same feeling my guardian angel has watching me live my life.

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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Ibuprofen isn’t enough I need to become an invertebrate

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Ziggy Gigglez @ziggygigglez.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Do people who work in a match factory ever strike?

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Ziggy Gigglez @ziggygigglez.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Y’all gotta stop with some of these Christmas decorations. Last night I drove by this and I thought this camel silhouette was a woman who had toppled over while in the yard… I was about to stop and offer to help.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Cashier: are you gonna put that Christmas tree up yourself? Me: no, I’m gonna put it in my living room

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Ziggy Gigglez @ziggygigglez.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

My wife told me to take $30 and buy a Christmas nativity scene and I could spend the rest on beer.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

*drops something sharp* Brain: catch it with your foot

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Ziggy Gigglez @ziggygigglez.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

I’m pretty sure Fred Flintstone drove by my house today.

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Ziggy Gigglez @ziggygigglez.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

I like long walks… Especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me.

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𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 ❥ @littlegiinge.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Sorry, what were you saying? I was daydreaming about my next coffee.

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Ziggy Gigglez @ziggygigglez.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Repost if (or when) you get it. 😂

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Ziggy Gigglez @ziggygigglez.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I’m writing a book. So far, I have the page numbers done.

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Apple/Google when you log into a new device... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver40

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Ziggy Gigglez @ziggygigglez.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

I just put my Christmas tree up.

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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

My wife asked to borrow my chapstick a few days ago. I accidentally gave her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Global warming isn't killing the polar bears. It's all the Coke they drink.

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Ziggy Gigglez @ziggygigglez.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

I grew up with 6 sisters. That’s how I learned to dance… Waiting for the bathroom.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

a flash mob but instead of dancing they make you waffles

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Some days I feel like the forgotten footnote in the memoir of my own life.

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Ziggy Gigglez @ziggygigglez.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

I gave myself the Black Friday experience at home… I hurled myself into a wall numerous times and then ordered stuff online.

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Ziggy Gigglez @ziggygigglez.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Knock knock! Who’s there? Grandma! Wait… Stop the funeral!

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Me: how much for the goth goldfish? Store clerk: sir, that's a pirahna

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Ziggy Gigglez @ziggygigglez.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Host at restaurant: “Do you have reservations?” Me: “Yeah, but I think we’ll still eat here.”

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Ziggy Gigglez @ziggygigglez.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Just got my turkey dressed and ready. 🤪😂

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

here is a handy visual guide to tell when your turkey is done

Two pics in post. One is of the face of an orange, glossy Trump, the other of an orange, glossy turkey.

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Ziggy Gigglez @ziggygigglez.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

When life shuts a door… Open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

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Ziggy Gigglez @ziggygigglez.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I had an apartment inspection yesterday. I had to think fast…

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Ziggy Gigglez @ziggygigglez.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I’m a ‘D’ pumpkin pie person. 😁. How about you?

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I would be an astronaut if space was closer

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Brb gonna slip into a bathtub full of green bean casserole

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Ziggy Gigglez @ziggygigglez.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

This is what happens when I’m left alone with the turkey and some googly eyes. 😂

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Ziggy Gigglez @ziggygigglez.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

My child asking for dessert after eating only 2 bites of dinner…

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Ziggy Gigglez @ziggygigglez.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Dove chocolate tastes a lot better than their soap does.

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