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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

"Tell me more about this 'Gravy Hot Tub', if you don't mind..." #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Unknown number calling me and expecting me to talk first... Welcome to a breathing competition. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Society hasn't been right since we moved past this absolute peak of modern technology... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Remember before Covid when we used to let folks blow spit all over a cake then ate slices of it? Wild. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Whoever is making cheese and/or toilet paper commercials can save their money. We're buying cheese and/or toilet paper and and we're NEVER going to stop buying cheese and/or toilet paper. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Every time I get in line to use self- checkout, the person in front of me at the self-checkout has NEVER used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I don't care who's in the car with me. If the car behind me makes 2 or more of the same turns I make then I'm driving like I was in ALL TWENTY THREE of the Fast & Furious movies. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

This was over 35 years ago... Please, never forget and remember to continue to speak out about....caffeine. #imsoexcited #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I'm at the age where I realize that my mom really did need that chicken thawed out when she got off from work. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

No matter how old you are, absolutely NO ONE eats Pop Rocks just to eat them. You eat them to HEAR. THEM. POP. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Cutting into a cake or pie at a Black family function is way more stressful than it needs to be. You mess up and now everybody wanna know who don't know how to cut and why you do it if you ain't know what you was doing... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Remember that feeling of seeing someone's name that you knew when you checked out your library book? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, "No, I turned it off and back on again, why are you still here...?" #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I definitely do NOT get the "My Pleasure..." vibe from the Chick-fil-A inside Charlotte Douglas International Airport. Thought I was at Waffle House #SquabbleUp #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Erk & Jerk Eazy Jeezus a.k.a. - The "Hey watch this" liquor... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Does anyone else look in the fridge for a snack only to find you have no snack-worthy snacks so then you lower your snackspectations and eat like a single slice of bread and a random grape... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Anyone remember when ice cream used to come in a box? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Whenever I see somebody do/say something really crazy or stupid, I act like I'm in a sitcom and look directly into an imaginary camera... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Don't ever confuse the fish grease with the chicken grease. It's the cardinal rule of Greasery. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

The real reason Bruce Lee was getting in all those fights... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Ever wonder what's on some of the more obscure Netflix categories?? ...Don't. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

That annoying moment when a package says "Easy Open".... ...and you need scissors, an axe, a shotgun, 21-digit combination, a baby elephant, and a lightsaber to open it. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Remember when the Internet used to come in the MAIL or inside of this HUGE encyclopedia of everyone's phone number that lived in your city? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Don't invite me to a Fish Fry and it's TILAPIA. I'll knock every last one of those plates over.. -Stop Playing With Me #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

✅ can clean hands ✅ cleanse mouth ✅ erases memory ✅ time travel 12-16 hours into the future ✅ the beginning of a interesting story that your friends will always remember ✅ guaranteed to fight ALL other liquors for supremacy over common sense #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Don't let anyone else ruin your day. It's YOUR day. Ruin it yourself. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Bruh. That "GO TO BED‼️" almost sent ME to bed too... 😳 Made me feel like I went to have BIG FUN with the Wretched too. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I was a pre-teen trying to really figure out what the GROUP THING was....🤔 #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Neighborhood Kids: "Hey Mister, can you get our balloon?!" Me: "Sure, I absolutely can....not." #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Shout-out to everyone still using that SAME bottle of Vicks from Nov 1986 to fight germs, diseases, allergies, fractures, arachnophobia, gout, anxiety, conjunctivitis, diphtheria, vertigo, earthquakes, tsunamis, Legion of Doom, and Johnny from Karate Kid. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

That "Thank You For Your Payment" message after I pay a bill really... really... makes me feel a way. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

These past 15 years after Covid first hit have been a bit much... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Spelling 'restaurant', 'Wednesday', 'separate', and 'February' correctly with absolutely NO pause or hesitation should allow you to get 18% off Oxtails and Regular Unleaded gas for the whole month. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became an adult I. ABSOLUTELY. UNDERSTOOD. why people on "The Price Is Right" were SO HAPPY to get appliances. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Whoever put that first "R" in FebRuary and libRary, come outside right quick, I just wanna talk... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

"Daylight Saving Time Ends" to another "Daylight Saving Time Begins" is only about 4-7 business days. I will not be explaining any further. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

What I said: "I'm down for anything." What I meant: 🚫 not after 7 🍔 food should be involved ☔ it depends on the weather 🚗 the parking situation 🥱 and how tired I am 🤔 and who all gon' be there #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

If "Keep. My. Name. OUTCHO. Mouth." was a person... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

The ONLY things you could do if you stayed home from school sick in 80s-90s: Sleep Eat crackers Nap Doze Drink ginger ale Snooze Eat soup Slumber Watch "The Price Is Right" Look downtrodden If you could do anything else then you could go to school. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

My GPS consistently shows me that I Profoundly...Wholly...And Sincerely CANNOT estimate 400 feet. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

People's dogs will look just like this when you come over and they will look you in the eye WITH A STRAIGHT FACE and say, "He won't bite" #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Remember growing up and coming home telling your parents that you needed to get this required TI-84 graphing calculator that costs $934,659.19? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Me: "You know that the pool table in 'Beat It' didn't have any holes?" ... Banker Teller: "I meant, did you have any additional questions...about your account." #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Black History Month Facts #16 Sadie Martin - first black woman to use ginger ale & Vick's Vapor Rub for stomach-bug, narcolepsy, cold, hypothermia, sleep apnea, pinkeye, global warming, rheumatoid arthritis, mesothelioma, and the check engine light. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Black History Month Facts #13 Reneé "Nay Nay" Jasper: First Black girl to draw and check a MAYBE box on a little boy's note (Rodney Grisholm Butane) which said... "Do you like me? Check YES or NO" #BHMFacts ♥️🖤💚 #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Black History Month Facts #11 Aunt Pastell-Ann Turner: the first black woman to tell her two sons and their 3 cousins that they "smell like outside". #BHMFacts ❤️🖤💚 #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Black History Month Facts #10 Johnnie "Lil Man" Ferguson - (disregard that he was called Lil Man well into his 60s): the first black cookout attendee to successfully leave with several to-go trays despite NOT bringing any contributions to said cookout. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

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