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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Roll call for the latest secret Musk kids: R/roblox Moderator Musk - Discovered Feb 2025 - Deceased (starvation) 14 88 LUL* - Discovered Feb 2025 - Deceased (starvation) Neopet Farklord Musk - Discovered Mar 2025 - Deceased (cybertruck) Wing Ding* - Discovered Mar 2025 - Dying * full legal name
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
"I'm alive!" said Gatsby, roaring past on a speedboat. He'd faked his own death and gotten away with everything. That's why they called him the Great Gatsby. "Out of the way, current!" he yelled at the water. "This speedboat is bearing me ceaselessly into the future!"
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
*reads the skeet* *enjoys it* *doesn't hit reskeet* What kind of monster are you
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I'm sorry, I was looking for the Echo Chamber. This must be the Argue Chamber.
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🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
looks like the aftermath of a toothy car bj
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 11/03/2025
I try to avoid pumping my investments here, but please check out this exciting startup. Feeling very lucky to have been in on the seed round for this one. StealMyTesla is going to frictionlessly disrupt EV ownership at scale, like you've never seen. The future looks bright! 😎🚀📈 stealmytesla.com
stealmytesla.com
Steal My Tesla
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jochen @jochen.eurosky.social · 10/03/2025
Tesla Aktie Symbolbild
Elon Musk macht Hitlergruß Bild um 180 Grad gedreht so dass sein Arm nach unten rechts zeigt
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Felix Langdòn Marquis de Algêr @politikundliebe.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Heute die USA hassen und Morgen die Oscars schauen. Ihr seid mir schon ein paar Früchtchen.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 03/02/2025
i went here and asked to see your posts, they never heard of you
a building that is called The Riff House in bold red all caps
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Pisces Escargot @808ftw.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Last Call before Antiquariat. DM offen.
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I was supposed to make an appointment for therapy today but instead i made an appointment to get a black flag tattoo.
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
ai is good after all
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
IT'S BREAKFAST TIME!! yellow5.com/pokey
POKEY AND THE SMALL CHILD ARE STANDING AMIDST THE ICE OF THE ARCTIC CIRCLE!!!

LITTLE GIRL:  HELLO POKEY DID YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

POKEY:  NO

LITTLE GIRL:  IT'S BREAKFAST TIME!!

POKEY:  YES

POKEY HANDS THE SMALL CHILD A BOWL OF CEREAL!!  HE SAYS:  HERE YOU GO, SMALL CHILD!!  A BOWL OF YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL

THE LITTLE GIRL REPLIES:  THANK YOU POKEY!  I LOVE BOSUN BITE

POKEY READS THE BOX AND SAYS:  THE BOX HAS INSPIRING MESSAGES!  "NO PLAN SURVIVES CONTACT WITH THE ENEMY"

THE LITTLE GIRL READS:  "WAR MAKES ONE GREAT!"

POKEY READS:  "THERE IS NO HUNTING LIKE THE HUNTING OF MAN, AND THOSE WHO HAVE HUNTED ARMED MEN LONG ENOUGH AND LIKED IT, NEVER REALLY CARE FOR ANYTHING ELSE THEREAFTER"

THE SMALL CHILD READS:  "SPEAK SOFTLY AND CARRY A BIG GUN"

POKEY THEN SAYS:  SAVE THE BOX TOP!  IF WE MAIL IN THREE OF THEM WE CAN GET A FREE HIGH-ALTITUDE MARSHMALLOW DEPLOYMENT SYSTEM!
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Pisces Escargot @808ftw.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
@belaliga.bsky.social Bela, falls du (oder jemand den du kennst) daran Freude hättest, schick ich dir das gerne zu. Hab’s beim Aufräumen gefunden, Zustand super. Falscher Verein aber who cares.
Festschrift 75 Jahre Hertha BSC, CoverFestschrift 75 Jahre Hertha BSC, random Innenseite
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Pisces Escargot @808ftw.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Congratulations PANTONE 17-1230 Mocha Mousse, color of the year 2025!
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Pisces Escargot @808ftw.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
jetzt wird stressig
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Working at that good old divey bar watching a bachelorette party walk in
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
The overseer
A dive’s vintage Schultz malt liquor sign feat a bull with glowing red eyes
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my wheelhouse @mywheelhouse.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
torture me elmo
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Rinders {ungeskriptet} @rinders.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Bsp.: Piketty stellt dar dass es in Westeuropa kein „Wirtschaftswunder“ gab sondern ein Aufschließen zu den USA was in der Geschwindigkeit nur durch den Wohlstandsverlust des 2. WK spürbar war … ohne den Krieg hätte es diese historische Wachstumserfahrung also nicht gegeben
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
punks are slipping. by now Sound Pollution should have announced a 6-band comp single called ARNOLD PALMER 7”
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Pisces Escargot @808ftw.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
„eingang hinter dem orion shop“
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Pisces Escargot @808ftw.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
I got 99 followers but 🫵 you 🫵 ain’t one
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
Doing jigsaw puzzles every night with my wife has been at least as intimate, if not more so, than when we were sexually active with each other. Plus, now we can look at the beautiful pictures they make after. Before, all I got to look at was her naked flesh in the throes of orgasm. Seen it, thanks!
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Pisces Escargot @808ftw.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
nonstop fun 24/7
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Pisces Escargot @808ftw.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
𝗕𝗢𝗥𝗡 𝗧𝗢 𝗗𝗜𝗘 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗 𝗜𝗦 𝗔 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 鬼神 𝗞𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗘𝗺 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝟭𝟵𝟴𝟵 𝗹 𝗮𝗺 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝟰𝟭𝟬,𝟳𝟱𝟳,𝟴𝟲𝟰,𝟱𝟯𝟬 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗦𝗜𝗘𝗦
𝟰𝟭𝟬,𝟳𝟱𝟳,𝟴𝟲𝟰,𝟱𝟯𝟬 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗦𝗜𝗘𝗦
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Pisces Escargot @808ftw.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
letzter schultag in bayern, die ledergürtel sitzen locker
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Pisces Escargot @808ftw.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
american van gogh
piece of shit
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 08/07/2024
retire EVERY meme. post NEW THINGS. online has gotten FUCKING STALE
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Pisces Escargot @808ftw.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
what
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
calm.jpg
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jochen @jochen.eurosky.social · 25/06/2024
Julian Assange ist frei und stürzt damit eine ganze Generation langzeitbekiffter Mittvierziger mit fragwürdigen Impfpässen und gescheiterten Rapkarrieren in eine saftige Identitätskrise
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 23/06/2024
Karen
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 15/06/2024
what's the point of tracking celebrity jets if no one's going to use a surface to air missile on it
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Pisces Escargot @808ftw.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
Die Fliege flog ins Urinal, verband sich dort mit meinen Strahl – ein feuchtes Grab war ihr gewiss, die Spülung sie nach unten riss. Arme Flieg', es tut mir leid, Dein Ende kam zu früher Zeit. Ein Leben ist von kurzer Dauer, drum schrieb ich diesen Gassenhauer.
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Pisces Escargot @808ftw.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
help my dog is sick
portrait of a Mangalica pig
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Pisces Escargot @808ftw.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
was hat Max von Sydow machen lassen?
Still aus dem Wahlwerbespot der Partei für schulmedizinische Verjüngungsforschung zur Europawahl 2024. 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNelj-wfJUs
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
"I shit my pants" as a rallying cry
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
these are just the dumbest fucking people
Generative AI example. I took the Mona Lisa; damaged it by cutting her face out; then told Photoshop's Generative Fill feature to create a new face based on the surrounding context. It had no knowledge of what face was there originally. Zoom in and notice how it even matched the cracks in the paint.
This can be run 100 times and you'll get a different face every time. This was only the very first go; it's not bad, and if you'd never seen the Mona Lisa before this is a perfectly acceptable face. Countless others are possible.

image 1: the mona lisa
image 2: the mona lisa but theres a white square over her face
image 3: the mona lisa if she had fetal alcohol syndrome
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
You reach a point where a friend dies and you say: sixty-one! that so young. When you are in your twenties and struggling that point is hard to visualize - you feel like forty more years will be too much. May all who struggle today live in the hope of knowing that sixty-one is so young, so young.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
lol.
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Pisces Escargot @808ftw.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
02. mai, der tag an dem die träume bayerischer akademikereltern platzen
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
getting poor sleep on Sunday night and feeling like crap Monday is the worst mistake I'll continue to make for the rest of my life
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Pisces Escargot @808ftw.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
w̵̥̹̮̖̺̩̞͍̭̓̔͘͘E̶̡̩͍̤͍̬͓̬͉̝͈̹̲̬̓̄̌́̎͊͂̊̈͊͒̎͛̀͠͝ͅL̷̡̢̡̧͔̟̯͇̜̮̟͙̣̼͛͛̆̓͑͋͗͑͑͂̓͗͝͝ć̷̢̨̫̻̮̖̙̥̻̣̫͇̆͗̒͋͜͝Ǭ̷͈͖͉̯͉͙̗͈̹̱͙̯̠͈̜͖̼̫̊͌̉͑̉̓̓̒͆͗̈́̀̊͆̐̕̕̚͜͝͠ͅM̸̺̘͚͚͚̻̠͈̪̦̰̟̙̭̩̖͐̃́̂̚e̷̖͚̩͛͘ ̸̛̥̲̀̓̀̎̄̔͌̋̏͗̀̌T̵̢͓̺̯̭̠͈̹͈̹̯̹̳͆̍͐o̵̡̤̤͚̳̦͓̮̱͇̺̽̈́͂̃̐̾͒̚͜ͅͅ ̷̛͉͓̩̹̯͔̤͉͕͓̺̈̑͆̂́̈́̑̎̀̒̇͗͑m̴̢̖̠̦͔̙̪̤̝̟̟̳̤̤͉͕̆̒̊͒̂͑̃͋͋͗̎̾͑̽͂̋͑̋ͅY̵̧̫̊ ̴̝̤̖̩̗̖̺̞̙̯͎̬̥̦̞̞̪̃̓̑̉̋͑́̋͘̚͘͠d̶̛̻̤͚̭̙͉̗̓̅̾̇̒̋̃͐̏͒̓̏̔̎̏̍͛̚ͅͅͅO̸̼̹̝̦̠̯̮̫̎͒̌͗̈́͑͊̊̋̆̋̀̽̈́̀̽͘͠m̶̺̺̖̗͔̲̐̀̌̊͑͗̌̋̀̈́̑͐͂͊̀A̴̞͔̗̥̿͋̔̈́̿͝i̸͎͍̭̬͇͉͈͔̟͕̖̲͈̎̅̒͒͑̎̃̒͗͋̎́̃̀̀̋̈̓́͝͝n̶̢̤̼̭͍̺̝͔̲̙̤̙͎̼̦̤͍̗͖̝̉̉̈́̾̿̆͊̐͒̊̽͐̀̌̀̑̆̚
stairs in the woods
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spoocecow @important.website · 20/04/2024
happy 5th anniversary to the best tweet of the last decade
Vincent D'Onofrio pig tilt stargazing tweet https://twitter.com/vincentdonofrio/status/1119703427179663360
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Rinders {ungeskriptet} @rinders.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
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Pisces Escargot @808ftw.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
Classic Hobby
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