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Nate Brown

@783nate.bsky.social
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Prone to bouts of optimism. "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."-JRRT #Crew96⭐⭐⭐

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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got a big hell yeah from me
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“In addition, giraffes are now tall horses. Because that’s what they are. They’re just tall horses. Everybody knows it, they just don’t say it. I’m not afraid to say these things. And those so-called capybaras will be known as ultimate guinea pigs.”
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been saying this for years now but the MLS website is nothing but a propaganda board for Messi. "Great free kick! (try not to notice they lost 2-1)" How this league expects to be taken seriously when it gives two shits about the actual competition is beyond me.
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Nate Brown @783nate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just want to point out what can happen when you play these games at you actual home stadium. The long term reward is definitely greater than the paper cha$e temporarily gives you playing in bigger venue.
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Ralph Schudel @ralphschudel.com · 28/09/2026
#Crew96 need to lock up Anass Zaroury on a permanent deal and never let him go.
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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Frankie Hejduk would have two-footed Messi into the river by now.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Room empties out at the UN as Netanyahu begins his speech.
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U.S. Open Cup @opencup.ussoccer.com · 17/09/2026
THE CREW ARE THROUGH. Columbus Crew is heading to the 2026 Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup final 👷‍♂️
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Nate Brown @783nate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's depressing, but @mattdoyle.bsky.social is usually pretty close to dead-on with these views.. "Columbus have reached a clear crisis in confidence, especially at home. They have gone 1-5-1 in MLS since the start of August including losing 3 of their last 4 at home – often conceding late goals."
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GCGBAG ☆☆☆ @gcgbag.com · 12/09/2026
This isn’t exactly a new or unique scenario for #crew96 and other MLS clubs. But it kinda makes you wonder if it was smart of MLS to paywall its games and change its season so that, starting next year, it encompasses the entire college football and basketball; NFL; NHL; NBA; and HS sports seasons
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Nate Brown @783nate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
😂
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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Any critique of DC United’s attendance should be hand-delivered to the uninterested group of chodes behind their shadow LLC. A profoundly unserious ownership group. No one cares about DC United because DC United doesn’t care about DC United.
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Keith Naas @knaas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When the game was needing to be killed, Tapia and Habroune killed it with offense. #Crew96
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mrayhaas.bsky.social @mrayhaas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Baby, now we got an offense going. #crew96
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Arrested Development: Tobias Fünke & Carl Weathers
ALT: Arrested Development: Tobias Fünke & Carl Weathers
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Arch City Capers @archcitycapers.com · 05/09/2026
I STILL WANT MY GARDEN GNOME #Crew96
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Nate Brown @783nate.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Get to know our new signing with this nice article from 2022... #Crew96 #AnassZaroury
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Anass Zaroury’s unlikely road to the World Cup with Morocco via Burnley
Burnley's Zaroury did not play a competitive 11-a-side game until he was 16 years old. Now, aged 22, he's at the World Cup with Morocco
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Collin @collinocsc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Columbus pays Atlanta for ex NYC player From Botafogo
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Jose Mourinho on Football Heritage
ALT: Jose Mourinho on Football Heritage
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Jornal O Globo @oglobo.globo.com · 01/09/2026
dlvr.it
Botafogo acerta a venda do uruguaio Santi Rodríguez ao Columbus Crew, da MLS
Além de encaminhar a contratação do zagueiro Arthur Chaves, o Botafogo acertou nesta terça-feira a venda do meio-campista Santi Rodríguez ao Columbus Crew, da MLS. Os clubes tentam manter os valores da negociação em sigilo. O uruguaio viaja essa noite para os Estados Unidos. Santi Rodríguez chegou ao Botafogo em fevereiro de 2025, adquirido em negócio com o New York City, dos Estados Unidos, por 15 milhões de dólares (R$ 85,6 milhões, na cotação da época) fixos e mais 2 milhões de dólares (R$ 11,4 milhões) em metas. O uruguaio era visto com sucessor de Thiago Almada, mas não teve sucesso do alvinegro. No total, Santi disputou 58 jogos com a camisa do Botafogo, com cinco gols marcados e seis assistências dadas. Nesta temporada, o uruguaio só balançou as redes contra o Bangu, no Campeonato Carioca, e não começa uma partida como titular desde a vitória sobre o Caracas, no dia 27 de maio, pela Sul-Americana. Recentemente, o atleta reclamou de entrar em campo nos minutos finais da vitória do Botafogo sobre o Cruzeiro, no Campeonato Brasileiro. Santi estava no aquecimento e, quando foi chamado pelo auxiliar de Franclim Carvalho, se recusou a entrar. Marçal intercedeu, e o uruguaio foi convencido a atuar.
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Nate Brown @783nate.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Can't explain the little dopamine pump I just got by hitting 73pts in MLS Sicko mode. Far & away my best result. @futi.live #Centurions #MLS #Crew96
Centurions MLS Sicko mode.
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Emma👻 @spookyemma.com · 30/08/2026
#Crew96
Rough day to be a crew fan
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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Someone on FB had the nerve to ask if this is the worst team in Crew history.
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Old Nan: Oh, my sweet summer child
Alt: Old Nan: Oh, my sweet summer child
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Nate Brown @783nate.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#Crew96 Liked everything about Gazdag apart from the results.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The FIFA Peace Prize winner, everyone.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Good news, #Crew96 STMs. You will be receiving your quarter-zip jackets sometime before the heat death of the universe. Also, the FO wants you to know it's not their fault. Except they did hire the vendor that is to blame. It's probably not their fault that you never got your garden gnome either.
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Rich @therichjames.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
From best team in CONCACAF to last in the conference. #respecttheambition #crew96
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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Cucho assist
Wolverine staring longingly at a picture of Cucho Hernandez with the Columbus Crew
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Nate Brown @783nate.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This would be a great pick up
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The most frustrating thing about this is from 2019-2022 MLS played single elimination playoffs, and that produced four straight absolute fucking banger postseasons, which culminated in the best MLS game ever played (2022 MLS Cup). And the power that be were like "nah fuck that."
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Please. Stop. Adding. Playoff. Teams. I beg you, MLS.
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Amy @mlsamy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#crew96
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Office: You Gotta Do Something
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mikestarace.bsky.social @mikestarace.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Huntington Park, home of the Columbus Clippers, joined Ohio Stadium, ScottsMiracle-Gro Field, Nationwide Arena, Historic Crew Stadium, and the Schottenstein Center in providing free period products to guests. Across the venues, there are now 165 free-vend period product dispensers.
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Everything Isn’t Total Shit: A Few Good Things Happened Recently
A reminder that there are good things happening!
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Nate Brown @783nate.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Smokey Robinson Sings 'I Second That Emotion'
ALT: Smokey Robinson Sings 'I Second That Emotion'
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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sean Zawadzki is now the current leader in goals all-time for the Crew on the current roster. He has 9 goals in 5 seasons. Do with that information what you will. #Crew96
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Funny take, but this is noteworthy. Dee has largely been the face of the organization in recent years, and she's CEO (Jimmy is chairman). She's listed first on the front office page. Jimmy being on this committee sends a very different message. #Crew96
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Noticias de Gipuzkoa @notgip.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brais Méndez debuta anotando un gol con Columbus Crew El exfutbolista de la Real anotó un libre directo ante Miami
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Brais Méndez debuta anotando un gol con Columbus Crew
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Keith Naas @knaas.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
From a revenue side, in the last 18 months the #Crew96 front office was quite successful. Incoming dollars is above $30M and could be around $36M depending on add-ons. Up to $16M for Cucho Around $2.5M for JRR Around $1.5M for Hinestroza Up to $8M for Rossi Up to $7.5M for Arfsten
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Nate Brown @783nate.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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With Age Comes Wisdom I Know Alot - Dr. Kapoor
ALT: With Age Comes Wisdom I Know Alot - Dr. Kapoor
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Beppe @buckeyedinapoli.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
And he just stepped down. Italy is never qualifying for the World Cup again. 😂😂😂
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Nate Brown @783nate.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
100% A goal is what activated the crowd, definitely giving home field advantage...
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Keith Naas @knaas.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Courtois gets this rivalry. #Crew96 #HellIsReal. In that game Farsi had two goals and two assists and Zawadzki also played. Guess who else lost that day ? Gerardo Valenzuela.
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Russell-Rowe bags four goals for Columbus Crew 2 in 9-0 victory over FC Cincinnati 2  | MLSNEXTPro.com
Official MLS NEXT Pro live matches, highlights, video series and features.
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xG Post Facto @xgpostfacto.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
MD17 Power Rankings: Unluckiest By Percentile: 1. MTL - 12th - #CFMTL 2. PHI - 15th - #DOOP 3. CLB - 17th - #Crew96 Unluckiest By Consequences: 1. MTL - 4 spots - #CFMTL 2. CLB - 3 spots - #Crew96 3. SEA - 3 spots - #Sounders xPts table is updated: tinyurl.com/xGPostFacto #MLS
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Mundo Deportivo RSS @mundodeportivo-rss.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
🔵 Brais Méndez, presentado como nuevo jugador del Columbus de la MLS | #RealSociedad
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Brais Méndez, presentado como nuevo jugador del Columbus de la MLS
Brais Méndez ya es oficialmente nuevo jugador del Columbus Crew, club de la Major League Soccer (MLS) estadounidense. El centrocampista ha sido presentado por la entidad
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Nate Brown @783nate.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Always amazing when this pops up... and what a perfect occasion
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Caroline @carolinewalshperry.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Let's do this again on Saturday friends #Crew96
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Matt @morphosis7.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Not sure if this qualifies as a hot take or not, but my hope for #Crew96 at the moment is that we use the next few league games - and the Leagues Cup - to get ready for the Open Cup semifinals. We are two games away from a trophy we haven't lifted in 24 years, and that would qualify us for the CCL.
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The numbers are in, and by virtually every metric, MLS was the sixth-best league at this World Cup – even if you remove Messi's appearances and minutes. Huge, measurable progress. Not bad! a guest-post from the great @tutul.bsky.social tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/the-final-nu...
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