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Vetshak

@vetshak.bsky.social
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Veterinarian, footy addict, referee, coach, parent, traveler

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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As somebody whose HS soccer team has played about 7 different opponents this year with the nickname "Hawks," I almost understand the error. Almost.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been saying this for years now but the MLS website is nothing but a propaganda board for Messi. "Great free kick! (try not to notice they lost 2-1)" How this league expects to be taken seriously when it gives two shits about the actual competition is beyond me.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
May God send Malone back to Austria. No, wait, send him to Australia. No, Antarctica. Never let him touch a soccer ball again. Henceforth nobody is allowed to refer to him as a “striker” or “forward.” Persona non grata. #MNUFC
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every time Jefferson Diaz makes a boneheaded defensive play the last 4 weeks I am reminded that we just signed him to a contract extension. #MNUFC
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is pretty remarkable how much #MNUFC has given up on this season. Like even the 0-16 Detroit Lions looked like they cared more.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#COYS 2026-27
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hail to the king, baby...
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Haven't had a good ref rant for a while because I have been so annoyed with #COYS and #MNUFC and the disaster that is both's roster building, but happened to be watching the Madrid debry this AM on the treadmill and saw Dean Huijsen's sending off. The whole sequence pissed me off.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I stand corrected. I hate #MLS officiating worse.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s 17 goals allowed in the last 5 games for #MNUFC, 3.4 goals allowed per game, a season pace of 115.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Worst possible start to the weekend, my timeline is now going to be filled with #COYS trying to feel better by trolling Arsenal and Gooners trolling Spurs supporters, when in truth people should just stick to bitching about their own teams.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love this final score because the utterly pathetic defensive effort on Villa’s last 2 goals are the reason #COYS took no points. Like if the losers on the field had made an ounce of effort for 15 minutes we’d be talking about the spirited fightback instead.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It is completely fair to say Kudus’ performance today has been the absolute worst effort I have seen from a #COYS player in the last 3 years, and considering those last 3 years that is truly remarkable.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey #COYS I think Van Hecke may suck.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oddly glad that got chalked off because honestly Kudus has been utter rubbish since coming on. He has been terrible. #COYS
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s perfect that Mings leads with an elbow to Micky’s face, opening up a cut and forcing Micky off, so Villa can score a goal by feeding a pass into the Micky-sized hole in the middle of #COYS defense.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
God I hate Premier League officiating. #COYS
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm sorry, it is ridiculously frustrating to see a team in a similar-sized market show clear ambition, while #MNUFC just picks its ass, always promising they are building towards the "next transfer window" and then signing a bunch of longshots that nobody else has heard of.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Amusingly one would expect that Bari White signed off on this caption because that plane ain't damaged... it's never flying again.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I mean, it goes without saying, but Kerkez kicked through Marmoush's foot to push the ball away and no penalty given to #COYS. I mean, I don't have a lot of vested interest in #COYS winning because I already wrote this match off, but PGMOL remains committed to the bit. Very impressive.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The amusing thing about that penalty is Yeboah has been fouled much more obviously and much harder like a dozen times in his #MNUFC career and a penalty has not been given.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Since Leagues Cup ended #MNUFC has given up 17 goals in 5 1/2 games. Last year they gave up 39 goals all season. For comparison, the defensive pace over the last 5.5 games would yield 106 GA for the season. The league record is 78.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It is truly remarkable how many times #COYS players missed slip passes and channel runs today. It's like they have some mindset that the ball has to go in a certain pattern and have no ability to be creative or look for holes in the defense.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Archie Gray has made 5-6 outstanding runs and his teammates have picked him out… once. None of this is on RDZ. The players are not playing with any vision or imagination. #COYS
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
All due seriousness, the once-upon-excitement about this GAM stash that we all thought would help the team add depth and payroll has been offset by the fact that GAM is not real actual money and the team still has to pay the salary of the player GAM is used for, and we are, in fact, cheap.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I dunno about anybody else but I know that I personally was hoping that if #MNUFC got anything out of this transfer window it was more GAM to stash in the GAM pile.
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Donald Duck Dives into Money Bin
ALT: Donald Duck Dives into Money Bin
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The number of "should have been awarded a penalty" reviews further reinforces my beilief that refs are not making controversial decisions because they think VAR will bail them out... which I predicted would happen when it was first implemented. Not fixing mistakes, being used as a crutch.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am NOT saying Mamdani is necessarily the guy for Dems, but I read this paragaph and thought, "This is EXACTLY what Mamdani is doing."
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm going to rant about something I barely care about today... college football. But it's not so much all of the crap that goes on in it, but this whole Michigan 1 second thing, because the principle behind it is the same reason I despise VAR in soccer...
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#MNUFC is the only team in the world that can come back from 0-3 too early.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Vincent Jansson had 3 goals in 4 seasons for Tottenham. #MNUFC has allowed him to score 3 goals tonight.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Gene is a really good passer but he is a brutally awful defender. #MNUFC
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Update: maybe he is?
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Every week I watch #MNUFC and think about how this team might actually be really good if they had a quality holding mid who wasn’t 75 years old.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I wish Phil Neville was still coaching #PTFC
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just imagine if #MNUFC hadn’t leaked 3 goals in the first 30 minutes
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Spent several years waiting for Vincent Jansson to do this for Spurs. #MNUFC is just an embarrassment as a club.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One can only imagine the amount of pearl-clutching on the other side today about the VAR overturn in the #COYS match...
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Through 35 minutes the lesson as always is that Craig Pawson is very bad at his job. #COYS
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
For the record, my official stance on the Mike Dean story is "Don't do this, this is not good." youtube.com/shorts/ueUsw...
youtube.com
We think we’ve cracked the Mike Dean case…🕵️‍♂️
YouTube video by The Adam Clery Football Channel
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Caden Clark likely to play for every MLS team before I can finish visiting every MLS stadium, which is really something. #MNUFC
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm not a fan of violence but for Lange I might be convinced to make an exception. Just maybe some light torture. #COYS
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is like Timo Werner on steroids. Literally. #COYS
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I pretty much block all Bsky content from non #COYS clubs mostly because I don't really care what somebody who supports another club thinks of my team and banter is generally just dumb. But if this Mudryk thing is true, then we absolutely deserve what's about to wash over us.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This like 8000%
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This NPR story would have been far more convincing if it came out before Steve Fainaru's expose into the brutality of the Argentine youth system... www.espn.com/soccer/story...
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The Dream Factory: Inside the 'cruel' system behind Argentina's soccer empire
An investigation into Argentina's soccer system that produced the defending World Cup champions found that it is rife with exploitation.
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It would appear PGMOL is just choosing to ignore Law 14 completely this year #LEEBRE
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
That was incredibly bad goalkeeping from Smir. No reason he couldn't come out and close that out. #MNUFC
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
SMIR GET OFF YOUR DAMN LINE! #MNUFC
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Vetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I begrudingly admit he got this right. 😐
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