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Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

2-1 #Crew96 If your child wore a Miami jersey to the match, mock them relentlessly on the way home. Call them a loser. Tell them not to continue the family line because it peaked with you.

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Brian Guilfoos @guilfoos.com · 28/09/2026

The amount of dissent the referee has allowed Miami to get away with so far is INSANE. And then they're late out of the locker room AGAIN. MLS is a joke for letting this continue. It's a farce. #Crew96

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And we’re one again waiting for Miami to grace us with their presence.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Frankie Hejduk would have two-footed Messi into the river by now.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Messi, and the circus that accompanies him, is embarrassing to the league. Get this petulant man child out of here.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I have so many angry thoughts that I want to share re:Messi in Columbus.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Another 2-1 u16 win and another assist and PK drawn for the lad.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Spinning this tonight in memory of a friend who passed 15 years ago today. We saw DT the summer of 2010 at The Newport.

Dream Theater’s “Black Clouds and Silver Linings”

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Michael Arace @michaelarace1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

New column posts at the website and hits inboxes early Wed. a.m. Paywall is down for this one. As I was writing, I got sadder and sadder. #Crew96 #MLS www.thedisrespected.com/p/4c0bbdfa-4...

thedisrespected.com

Federico Higuain is fired from his job as coach of Crew 2

Source: Pipa didn't show "an accountability or a level of contrition that approached the seriousness of the transgression."

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Beyond disappointing that this is allegedly in reference to Federico Higuain. Especially for an organization about to launch an NWSL club.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Mike is a great guy and has been fighting valiantly for years. Any support you can offer to him and his family will be much appreciated

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Well the lads got down 0-4 early but made it interesting in the second half to finish 3-4. The Prince got on the scoresheet with a PK and added a second just a few minutes later.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Another matchday for the Crew U16s tomorrow against USOC opponent St Louis City.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Tim Horton’s coffee hits different across the border. That said, we are back in the US and headed to visit Stankette.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Mike is an important and much needed voice and is worthy of your support. If you haven’t subscribed yet, don’t wait another year.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

#StankOnTour goes international this weekend as the Prince and his mates travel to Toronto to take on TFC. The First Lady of Stank and I look forward to reuniting with an international Stank living abroad and finding the butter TFC fans so rightly deserve.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Not even mad at the second half effort but the defense…woof.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

All is well in Cowtown. Crew wins 3-0 and the U16s go 2-0 on the weekend with a pair of 2-1 wins against Midwest United and Michigan Wolves. Stank Prince went the full 90 today.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

There is a Halal chicken place going in on Bethel Rd where the old Graeters/Habitat ReStore was. The sign says 100% Halal, 200% delicious and I gotta say I like that ratio.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Glad to have caught the 2nd half of this one with one of the best to ever do it, Darin.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Stank Prince and the lads started off the season with a 2-1 victory. Another one tomorrow…

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Going for the win every game 4-3 strategy I see.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Got some Craigslist speakers today and had to take them for a test drive tonight.

House Stank stereo setup featuring a vintage Pioneer SX-535 receiver, Boston Acoustics A60 speakers, and an Audio Technica LP60XBT

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The writing was on the wall when we failed to replace key players and our coach. This was avoidable.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This was the best team in North America just 2 years ago.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This is a poorly constructed roster built by panic decision after panic decision. It wouldn’t be an overreaction to move on from the entire front office operation.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The end of August in a way signifies the end of summer and I think for once I’m glad. We’ve had a high school graduation/grad party, Crew signing and summer training, some major health battles for both Ma and Pa Stank, back to school, and finally college move-in. I’m waving the 🏳️ on 2026.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I wish Daniel Gazdag well. It didn’t work out for him here and I’m not sure that’s entirely his fault. Seems like a good dude and a class pro.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

A very large, Stankette sized part of my heart is being left in Ypsilanti.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I’ve had a lot of thoughts about the direction of the Crew in over the past few years and I think for me it boils down to this: decisions being made appear (from a fan perspective) to be made reactively as opposed to decisions made as part of a cohesive, long-term plan.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 22/08/2026

I am getting reports that in retaliation for scuttling the deal, Mark Carney has deployed Caillou to John Roberts' house

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The Stank Lorddress aka Julie @ladystank.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My favorite Cleveland Browns memory was the preseason where we went 4-0 and @sodavewaslike.bsky.social @livia429.bsky.social @ladystank.bsky.social and others hosted a breakfast tailgate for an early Crew game complete with pre-season Lombardi trophy and GPODAWUND banner.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Headed to Fuß-country for a preseason Purgatory is Possible friendly.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Hugone. Au revoir et bon chance mon petit Playmobil.

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Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord @stanklord.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Feeling very grateful to the doctors, surgeons, nurses, and staff at both Dublin Methodist and Riverside hospitals for taking excellent care of Ma and Pa Stank this summer.

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