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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So, uh, my dog got lost in the woods for about 25 minutes of that half. I missed both goals looking for her. She's now back safe but trembling in my lap currently. Did I miss much? #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Well, wasn't aware of this. This blows ass. If this team wants our respect they should need our message. Many people can coach at the youth and reserve level and do a good job, so why hold on to someone who could potentially imbue our players with a bigoted mindset? Our youth deserve better. #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Never do that again, Habroune. Do not run with the ball across goal. #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm not one to complain about the refs but seriously wtf was that? #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I swear if we win a trophy this turgid season, I won't even know how to act. Even when this team sucks we can't stop making finals. #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Can I ask why Karumanchi is a nailed-on starter all of a sudden? #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It's like the Crew are scientifically engineered to frustrate us with precision this season. #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"I’m not transphobic. I’m not against a man identifying as a woman, dressing as a woman. I’m not against any of that. All I’m against is saying that he actually is a woman when he’s not a woman." He's not against trans people. All he's saying is that he's against trans people. Just word slop.

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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This season has been a slog to go through. #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Here's hoping we get another chance on the edge of the box with Gomes coming in. #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I'm kind of stunned it wasn't. I think he did block it with his arm but there wasn't a good enough camera angle to say it definitively did.

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

There are about 12 people at this match. #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Taha 🤝 Tapia I didn't know this was a pairing in the making, but here we are. #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Gotta admit that was a pretty gorgeous goal for Tapia. #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I know it was offside, but how did we have 3 players and the ball behind Colorado's defense and not even get a shot off? #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

To answer your question, no. There have been 5 DPs to score on their debut in Crew history: Zardes, 6 days after he signed his DP contract in 2019, scored in a loss to Colorado. Zelarayan scored the winner vs NYCFC in 2020. Cucho scored the winner vs Chicago in 2022. Then the 2 this year #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This is the best we've played in months. What is happening? #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Well, this is awkward. He only played 4 more times for them after this. #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Hey look everyone. A pretend ally. Charles Barkley should maybe talk to the queer community before he shits out a take like this, but he won't obviously.

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I hate to say it, but if you asked me who the better CB was tonight, I think it's pretty obvious it was Ruvalcaba and not Zawadzki. #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

You see this is why we can't have nice things. #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The only fear now is Nashville is the best team in the league at clawing back a result. Come on, Black and Gold! #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

GGGGGGOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEESSSSSS!!!???!!! WHAT WAS THAT! #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This really isn't meant to be an offense against Camacho, but I'm glad someone finally learned their lesson and played someone else. Anyone else. He is just constantly liable for errors. #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Asked a question I knew this AI bot for SI couldn't answer: who is the all-time appearance leader for the Columbus Crew? It spat this nonsense out at me. Fuck generative AI. #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Rodriguez had a goal contribution every 177.57 minutes w/ NYCFC; (32 g, 24 a, 56 total in 9,944 mins) that's pretty decent. He had a goal contribution every 327.85 minutes w/ Botafogo; (2 g, 5 a, 7 total in 2,295 mins) that's uhhh less than ideal. Let's hope it's more the former with us. #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Is it possible? Have we signed Savinho? I never thought this story would end. #Coys

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

One time on twitter I got into an argument with Hedger because he said that you shouldn't criticize the Blue Jackets ever and you also can't expect them to compete for a Stanley Cup for at least another 20 years or so. So, hooray for that hire.

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Way to shit on your own momentum. Get out of here, Barreto. #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Saw that one coming. No idea what Farsi was doing there. #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Man, it just feels like Pachuca is going to score. Chance after chance. #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Oh, that goal ties Gázdag with Zawadzki (and kind of Amundsen) for the current goals leaders on the team with 9. #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Every time I say Hinestroza was a bad signing for the Crew, I always get push back for it. What did he do to convince so many Crew fans that he was actually good for us? #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Sean Zawadzki is now the current leader in goals all-time for the Crew on the current roster. He has 9 goals in 5 seasons. Do with that information what you will. #Crew96

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/08/2026

🤯 Rep. Max Miller's interview with Jake Tapper was one of the most self-destructive things I've ever witnessed on cable news. Here's the whole thing:

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🤯 Max Miller's interview with Tapper is an utter trainwreck 🤯

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Lautaro Giaccone stats past 3 years: 70 apps, 23 starts, (2,733 mins) 4 goals, 5 assists, 1 goal contribution every 303.66 minutes. Nariman Akhundzada stats past 3 years: 128 apps, starts unclear (6,720 mins) 35 goals, 18 assists, 1 goal contribution every 126.79 minutes.

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

1 like = 1 completely dull mundane fact about me I won't have to post any facts because I don't think anyone will like this.

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I don't know how you can support Mensah and not support other players taking time to acclimate to this league. Why are fans so happy to see Akhundzada go? Do you not remember how dogshit Mensah was during his first season and then went on to be a club legend? I get he wants to leave but 😐. #Crew96

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Cody Houser🩷💛🩵 @dapperlee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I highly recommend this video. Climate Town is a great channel, but this one especially because Senator Kennedy might be the worst senator, and that's really saying something. youtu.be/VsoNt5rhgkY?...

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Please Don’t Watch This Senate Hearing

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