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Crochet doofus.

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r/popular España 🤖 @reddit-espana-bot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Congratulations to Lance Stroll for Completing his 1st Full Race This Year www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/…
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Congratulations to Lance Stroll for Completing his 1st Full Race This Year
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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 04/10/2026
Someone should tell Judge Cannon that he's out here leaking stuff from Vol. II of the Smith Report.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, I'm 20 years late to the party on this one but this is why it pays to hangout with the Earth Sciences people when you're near their building. TL;DR - Geology is complicated. It's good to ask geologists before you dig deep holes or you will learn SURPRISE GEOLOGY.
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Staufen im Breisgau - Wikipedia
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Joe @70bpmhiccups.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sitting in a McDonald's drive thru. I dunno, taking cattle to see who's gonna eat them seems rude.
A cattle trailer in a McDs drive-thru. It is full, there are loud, frequent moos.
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Joe @70bpmhiccups.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Antonelli minimizing points loss by just waiting for everyone else to bin it. #F1
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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 26/09/2026
best channel i’ve stumbled into all year. i’m obsessed. everything is so soothing
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On topics not related to problems of concent and CSAM in Bay Area social scenes, today I got to do Laser Dentistry. Me: Before you start, please tell me more about your system? What's your lasing media. Endodontist: I'm not sure I've ever met someone this excited for a root canal.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow
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Joe @70bpmhiccups.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just want to say, if I die and people have a wake for me, Febreeze is fine.
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Aaron Wherry @aaronwherry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How The Kawhi Leonard Trade Will Impact Canada Joining The EU
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James McLeod @jamespmcleod.ca · 14/09/2026
Given his unique experience with innovative financial structuring, Kawhi Leonard should be at the table for Mark Carney's landmark investment summit.
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Adrienne @adrienneleigh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In the medium-term, that ratchet keeps ratcheting, and the outcome is that things get significantly worse for queer & trans people. Again, this argument may be wrong! But it is a principled, good-faith argument and you have to actually ENGAGE WITH IT rather than yelling at queer & trans people.
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Adrienne @adrienneleigh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If anti-trans Republicans win, everyone is more miserable and less safe. If anti-trans Democrats win, cishet people are less miserable and more safe; queer & trans people are only SLIGHTLY more miserable and less safe; and the whole Democratic party becomes structurally more anti-trans.
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Adrienne @adrienneleigh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A WHOLE LOT of trans people are citing to the last decade of UK politics as a reason they think anti-trans Dems winning is worse FOR THEM than anti-trans Repubs. And a whole lot of US liberals aren't engaging with that example at all while pontificating about why trans people are wrong and stupid.
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Joe @70bpmhiccups.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Max trying his best not to just tell Hinch the track is terrible.
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Peter Lucier @peterlucier.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Poor guy has no idea
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Joe @70bpmhiccups.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
youtu.be/0utnDbFkXsQ?...
youtu.be
Miami 767 Crash: What Controllers Saw From the Tower
YouTube video by Kennedy Steve
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Joe @70bpmhiccups.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@marlo.ooo the CVR summary is out. www.ntsb.gov/investigatio...
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
these would be amazing to wear on your period
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Joe @70bpmhiccups.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What the fuck was that from both Mercs!? #F1
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Cale Putnam @caleputnam.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Holy F x.com/steve_mk_/st...
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MK Steve 🇬🇧 (@STEVE_MK_) on X
@IndyCar Big Porsche crash at corkscrew. Driver ok.
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
For over a year, Canada has worked intensively and in good faith with the United States to negotiate a new comprehensive trade deal. We have been pragmatic, patient, and persistent. Our goal has always been to get the best deal for Canadians, never a deal at any price or on any time frame.
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
New: An "expert witness" in a $61 million lawsuit over an industrial explosion that killed three people and destroyed 200 homes used ChatGPT to write his report for the court. He prompted ChatGPT to "show how 3M is 0% at fault for the explosion at Watson Grinding" www.404media.co/show-how-3m-...
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Navy Knowers, is this good? www.wsj.com/us-news/trum...
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Exclusive | Trump Orders Navy to Restore Old Technology in Aircraft Carriers, Costing Billions
The Navy spent years fighting the president’s push to go back to steam catapults.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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cageyratfish (they) UTC-7 🐟🏳️‍⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i still laugh that Meta saw fit to give their short-form social media platform the same name as the most horrifying & existentially depressing movie i've ever seen
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Joe @70bpmhiccups.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Well my brother's garden may be fucked
Dime sized hail in my hand.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
How I'm feelin when the ladies roll up to mourn me
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
far far weirder than anything anyone with blue hair has ever done ever
Women dressed in period mourning attire, holding a portrait of Nathan Bedford Forrest, when his remains were reinterred after being removed from the center of Memphis
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I want this so bad, but I bet it would be crazy expensive to beat the Russian military in the bidding war
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Bowiesongs (C. O'Leary) @bowiesongs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
in re Ray Bradbury's "There Will Come Soft Rains" (which, in the original Martian Chronicles, occurs on today's date), I didn't realize the very first published version of the story, in Collier's magazine, was set in April 1985. (the current edition of Martian Chronicles now sets it in 2057).
the complete text of Bradbury's "There Will Come Soft Rains" in Collier's, 6 May 1950
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I went to grad school with somebody from Minneapolis who told a believable story about canvassing for Kerry in 2004. Knocks on door of a nondescript house. Prince opens. Canvasser recovers, begins his spiel. Prince engages, but soon becomes evident Prince is mirroring his script with JW conversion.
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Joe @70bpmhiccups.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The Koreans may be trying to kill me
Buldak spicy carbonate dumpings
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Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 24/07/2026
Yes, we did take in a severely neglected sulcata tortoise who needs some help, or as I like to call it “TORT REFORM”
Squishy the sulcata tortoise eating grass
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My statement on the United States administration’s intention to impose new tariffs on Canadian goods:
My statement on the United States administration’s intention to impose new tariffs on Canadian goods.
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Joe @70bpmhiccups.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"Sergio Furnari, originally from Italy, had hoped the statue of the deceased far-right activist, which he intends to display in Times Square, would raise “millions” of dollars. Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture."
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Kendyl Hanks @kendylhanks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I try not to overdo this bit but ... my man is begging for it. Let's go.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This week on Untitled History podcast i discuss Robin Hood's origins in medieval folklore with @oldenoughtosay.com we look at his origins as a warning to the aristocracy, his contrast to King Arthur and the Victorian quest to make him a real person. listen below or on your pod app of choice /1
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Episode 23: Robin Hood: The Truth Behind the Myth
The Untitled History Podcast · Episode
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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Ariel Troster @arieltroster.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
FYI, councillors received no notice that they were going to let off the Canada Day fireworks at 11pm last night. It seems that it was determined that it was safer to do this than try to remove the unexploded shells from Lemieux Island. But on a week night, so late, with no notice = unacceptable.
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Joe @70bpmhiccups.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Fucking crushing for Egypt. Up 2-0 with 20 to play, and they're going to lose it.
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This Great American State Fair is pretty sweet if I do say so myself
Ball pit
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Fucking Jeremy
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Removing my 23 year old "Freedom Fries" sign now that France has finally launched an offensive attack on Iraq.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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