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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 1h
Frank Gorshin prolly
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ll miss you, Gizmoplex.
Rip Gizmoplex
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mark
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can always tell a Stubb quote
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Adopting a Texas Dem trying to flip a TX house seat would not be the worst use of your money
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🚨full trailer for Nathan Fielder/Elizabeth Holmes documentary🚨 www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvW_...
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Grant, Janssport has your bag on back order
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The 2nd wave of chibi sticker nostalgia will be worse than the first
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Meatloaf song is the worst one in Rocky Horror and anyone telling you otherwise is fooling themselves.
I don’t like Meatloaf
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One day, there is gonna be a grandpa bryce and I just don’t know how I feel about that
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Sad Man on Bench in Twin Peaks
Alt: Sad Man on Bench in Twin Peaks
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One of James Telerico or Ken Paxton will be the next senator from Texas. If you're telling people not to support Telerico, you're saying you want Paxton to win. That's it. You cannot select a different, third bespoke person to be senator like buying a tailored suit.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Dave Brubeck Quartet
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I like to think that this ballbag does outdoor location spots because his wife and/or kids won’t let him back into their home.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Two things I know to be true: 1. King Ghidorah is going to be in the new Godzilla movie 2. I’ll be seated today for this today for my newest portion of Deeeep Hurttttting
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
*holds beer for Ahab immediately after*
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
boy, sure is awesome when Republicans are more interested in settling factional scores than beating Democrats. probably no larger lessons here
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ok guys it is September of an election year. could we take a short break from left/liberal infighting until like November 4th
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
[extreme Dave voice from Flight of the Conchords]: stop making since when? Are you guys fucking with me?
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring
static.klipy.com
Brak "Yeah Buddy!"
Alt: Brak "Yeah Buddy!"
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Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle @patman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Don’t make me bug my kid to kick in one charity vote for yours truly. Be the worst kind of change you want to see in the world!
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Everyone in this thread meets for a Thursday mixer
Charting my wokeness for science
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My dumbshit brother falls in both camps. Throw in “Stevie Wonder is faking it” and “plate tectonics isn’t real” and you have yourself a 4 tool asshole.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Releasing 20 albums and none of them being good is a labor of love
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The third leg of this triangle is the lead singer of The Village People? I kinda want my money back.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pop into the Old Miami for a Hamms
The Old Miami, Detroit
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Name your fave Bob
Bob Evil
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Back when Subway was trying Jared in for size, they used people that might have regional appeal in different parts of the country. And in parts of MI, they used the Yooperest Yooper in a flannel, self identifying as “my friends call me Bones!” The sound sucked and they ran an ad entirely off mic.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Alls I’m sayin is, he’s around the same age and he could do some serious good with all his dough to make up for the evil he put into this world and at least go out as someone we can acknowledge as trying to make a difference. So get in there, Mike Love! Make it up to us for Kokomo!
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Got my tix for the 13th! Come on down!
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Diddy never got the chance to change the lyrics and do a fun little dance to Jolene on an awards show.
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Critical Role @criticalrole.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Soldiers, Schemers, and Seekers tables converged on Dol-Makjar as the first arc of #CriticalRole Campaign 4 came to a close... Recap the story so far before our tale continues this Thursday at 7PM PT on Beacon.tv, YouTube, and Twitch! WATCH PREVIOUSLY ON ⬇️ youtu.be/Z633uUlxNo4
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Them: can you call in for this teams mtg during your vacay? Me:
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Drop something METAL
Present and Former Lady Liberty
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Come on down to The Temple and I’ll buy you a beer
Temple Bar, DétroitTemple Bar, Détroit
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It better be halal or I stg
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“GFY,” said Toad.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Paris
Paris graffiti
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Me when someone says Hi
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
How do you answer your phone? Ahoy hoy!
Ahoy hoy!
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“Calloway. I’m English, not Irish.”
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 14/08/2026
“If we ban sports betting, the people at those companies will lose their jobs” good
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Don’t sit on WIP. Get it in, get it on, get it through. Also, robust inventory control. Also also, don’t learn names you won’t need, because they’ll likely be gone by the time you need something from them.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When the AT-ATs are fucking up Hoth and just before one of them blows up the shield generator or whatever it was, it just smokes some dude on the ground. It felt personal.
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Dop Jon @dopjon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tom’s Coney Island, multiple locations around Oakland County. My man would open a coney in an older strip mall, it would absolutely slap, sell it about a year later, some other asshole would buy it and slap his name on it, then it went right into the toilet.
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