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Phil @alsonamedphil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Typical Leafs; only Nylander sparks joy.
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Snizzbone 2.0 @3-alec-1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WILLIAM “ITS ALWAYS ABOUT THE FUCKEN LEAFS” NYLANDER
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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state song thread guy @statesongxprt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i had no idea this would become so literal
tweet https://x.com/patdubois/status/1590006089541914624?lang=en
from @patdubois
reads "as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days"
along with an image reading 50.1% "Everyone Gets A Puppy" vs 49.9% "Diarrhea Forever"
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Personally, I think it’s a good goal to live your life in a way that folks don’t have to go “please be nice” right when you die
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The billionaire co-founder of AirBnB wants you to blame the babies of undocumented immigrants for starter homes being unaffordable.
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 02/07/2026
UPDATE: Mark Carney has cancelled his Canada Day plans in Alberta after extreme weather events in Ottawa ground prime minister’s plane
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Carney’s trip to Alberta cancelled as Ottawa thunderstorms ground plane
Prime Minister Mark Carney has cancelled his Canada Day trip to his hometown of Edmonton due to thunderstorms in Ottawa.
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Stephanie Carvin @stephaniecarvin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Canada Day update 🇨🇦☀️🥵
A picture from Super Mario 3 - the level where the Sun tries to kill you - with Mario standing next to a Canada flag
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Snizzbone 2.0 @3-alec-1.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
YAAAA 🇨🇦
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ryan @ryanfancey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Lolll that was so weird
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Snizzbone 2.0 @3-alec-1.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oh my god that Bet 365 AI ad was brutal
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
i revoke every joke i've made about this team. we're going to win the Cup and live for ever. fuck all of you
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/03/2026
the destruction of the entire worlds economy is a small price to pay for the massive victory of the son of the guy america assassinated to take over as leader
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
granted we were due to lose to the Americans--Canada is better, but not "five straight best-on-bests" better--it's unfortunate for it to happen now, when the American reactions are either rah rah fascism or pre-emptive I'm One Of The Good Ones defensiveness
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Once again we find that bad and evil triumph in this world
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
normies: more Olympic hockey overtime!!!! so exciting hockey fans: once again we are subjected to The Great Travesty
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
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Tom Usher @tomusher.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
"This is what punk rock trained us for"
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Isi Baehr-Breen @isibb.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
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Snizzbone 2.0 @3-alec-1.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Go Leafs Go
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Jard @jaredof.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
kinda impressive how much worse the leafs are defensibly now that they have a supposed defence first coach and a back end full of supposed defence first players
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This Many Years Ago @thismanyyearsago.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
233 years ago, on the 21st of January 1793, Louis XVI of France was executed by guillotine. He had been found guilty of treason by the National Convention. The execution was performed Charles-Henri Sanson, who had been royal executioner under Louis. #otd #history 🗃️
Execution of Louis XVI in the Place de la Révolution. The empty pedestal in front of him had supported an equestrian statue of his grandfather, Louis XV. When the monarchy was abolished on 21 September 1792, the statue was torn down and sent to be melted.
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Snizzbone 2.0 @3-alec-1.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
HOLY SHIT CALEB WILLIAMS
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Oof. This risks totally delegitimizing the FIFA Peace Prize…
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Philly Sports Reports @phlysprtsreprts.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Kyle Lowry has his moment in Toronto 🥲
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scoliosis queen @ghosterina.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
sometimes i'm tired & sad & i catch my reflection in my phone screen & suddenly i understand picasso on a deep level
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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Goose chasing man meme, two panels.

First panel: Goose looking suspiciously off-screen, asking "why did we regulate the financial system in 2008?"

Second panel: Goose angrily chasing man, demanding "WHY DID WE REGULATE THE FINANCIAL SYSTEM IN 2008, ASSHOLE?!?!?"
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Alex Bozikovic @alexbozikovic.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Ford closed the science centre for no reason, is shrinking it dramatically, and gov’t doesn’t want you to know the truth about this. My column: www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/toron...
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Doug Ford shrinks Ontario Science Centre to fit in temporary home at Toronto Harbourfront
The space is a fraction of the size of the original building in Don Mills, which has been closed since June, 2024
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Phil @alsonamedphil.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
It's becoming abundantly clear that, despite his faults, not choosing Dubas over Shanahan with Marner's NTC kicking in will go down as a huge mistake from MLSE.
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
it's pretty cool how Tavares and Nylander are playing absolutely out of their minds on a team that is otherwise total dogshit
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.
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Snizzbone 2.0 @3-alec-1.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Heartbreaking how that Jays game ended, but I’m happy for all the moments with friends and family that team gave us. Will make it so much sweeter when they do it for real.
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James G @orth.ca · 21/10/2025
Via @atmworkingtitle on the other site. This is the first one to give me goosebumps.
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Let's give it up for the real MVP, for thr biggest clutch performance of the day - Hazel Mae, successfully conducting interviews with any random drunken party animal she can find, while they seem intent on breaking CRTC codes
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Mike Stephens @mikestephens.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Remember when the Jays beat the Yankees with like 37 relievers
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Blake Murphy @blakemurphy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Poor Hazel, starting every question with hey so we're live on TV, and everyone just getting every curse word they know out. Hilarious scene.
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
the Jays beating the Yankees is an important reminder that as dark as things may seem, bad things can still happen to bad people
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Well don't I feel stupid
A headline about the James Webb Telescope potentially finding a new stellar object dubbed a black hole star
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
those who recorded the words of jesus lacked the vocabulary in that day and age to properly communicate his teachings, but i believe the “heaven” he described was probably the nfl fan float. for now it’s presaged only in nfl commercials, but will soon arrive to save all who are willing to be saved
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I was so determined not to be one of those Everything Was Better When I Was Young people but then the world just objectively went to shit
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 12/09/2025
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Mo Salah is asking the right questions
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Front Page of the Day: He will not be deterred. #ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files
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Ryan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 31/07/2025
morning mood
Art of sailor moon with the words 'my tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government'
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Snizzbone 2.0 @3-alec-1.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Poutine 🤢
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