iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

when the far-right piles on other rightwingers for not being racist enough, that's called getting reesmogged

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arr @arr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I think you could generalize this across all musicians with a good opinions <-> bad opinions axis and a doesn't suck <-> sucks axis, with Morrissey and Macklemore representing opposite extremes

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255 @255.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Protestantism transformed into Universalism so slowly I barely even noticed

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

People who say Will Stancil can't be forgiven because they reported a capybara are the same people who simp for these folks.

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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The distracted driving discourse is already popping off but I’d just like to throw in: I’ve been an insurance adjuster for almost 13 years. When I started, we almost never saw high speed rear end impacts. Now they’re like the most common type of claim. It’s distractions, this is obvious.

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255 @255.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

the film is going to be about an artificial intelligence that's given identity and material form in the shape of a cloud of fleshy tiny robots, designation: B.O.N.D. (Bio-Organic Nanobot Diffusion)

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255 @255.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

"society was normalized to mass surveillance partially via society failing to h___ d___ w___ k_____ the marketers and creators of the Elf on a Shelf" might be my most niche opinion

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Doing this and the Riyadh festival is a very funny bit

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255 @255.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

The Hollywood Schlub With A Knockout Wife In All His Stuff is obligated to maintain a constant stream of projects, regardless of if they're any good, to ensure Knockout Wife is always working and never wondering why she's with The Hollywood Schlub. cf Lawrence, Bill

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255 @255.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

the boys s1, notwithstanding after that first season, takes something unfilmable and turns it into an effective satire of the superhero *content* genre

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Reminder if you are not Catholic do not say top o' the mornin'

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255 @255.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

from your lips to God's ears tbh

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255 @255.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

how many times have we iterated on "what if HEAT but a video game"? the iterations are: more and more realistic/grounded, make system(s) grainier or deeper, or change your reference points, and I don't know what hasn't been mined in a way that's still interesting in either of those categories!

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255 @255.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

the thing about Widow's Bay is that it lives up to the hype entirely

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255 @255.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

you know they say that all babies are created equal but you can look at a normal baby and a Hitler baby and know that statement is not true see normally you got a baby you got a 50 50 shot at being baby Hitler but you can look at this baby and know it's not normal so you got a 25% chance at best etc

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255 @255.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

excellent piece & worth noting this isn't even the first time the character was hard done by writers-see her presence in the final season of Star Trek: Picard

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255 @255.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

i think we're far enough past COVID we could do a tv adaptation of CHEW, could be live action could be animated. TRANSMETROPOLITAN was my dream animated series for the longest time but in the shadow of ellis's conduct i think we can do without it.

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255 @255.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

this is a better disc horse bot post than a real one lmao

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Genial Black Man @trecoolx.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

*JIMINY GLICK VOICE*

Yoshi hasn't starred in a good Nintendo game in 30 years — why?

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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Clive Barker is a great name for a dog

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

This is doomer horseshit and I’m appalled that as many people subscribe to it as do.

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255 @255.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

"some of our most groundbreaking thinkers believe all non white immigrants ought to be fed into some kind of Device to produce animal feedstock, while many of our more traditional luminaries simply prefer that they be executed publicly, cremated, and shipped COD to their places of birth"

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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

That is a pure Simpsons gag exit

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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

turns out it was a bit of a whoopsie to focus on low level j6 rioters rather than throwing the ring leaders in jail immediately and tossing the keys. oh well, better luck next time!

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 16/05/2026

gay guys are always saying things like Did u hear the new song from Beth. I'm like no who's Beth. And they're like shut up bitch listen to this. And then they play the worst song I've ever heard. I love u gay guy.

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255 @255.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Arsenic and Old Lace and Grogu

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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Blue Prince (2025)

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255 @255.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

lotta miles left in Douglas Adams lmao

The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.
To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #2)

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

it's giving timecube

a headline that reads:

CREATION IS CUBIC, but you are educatd singularity stupid by academia. Opposites ARE NOT ENTITIES. Earth nor human equal entity. Male/female = ZERO EXISTENCE, as in 2 opposite hemispheres. MALE + FEMALE cancel each other out.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I usually try to explain it like this: picture Eve Fartlow as Pete Buttigieg. Now imagine they're Ethiopian. Doesn't look so much like the many Defenestrations of Prague was caused by streamers dogposting now, does it?

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255 @255.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

mister enten this chart upsets me on the grounds that although I believe ghosts and telepathy are very real, i do not *support* either of them as my hydrangea bushes have never been the same since the ghost child haunting my cellar telepathically destroyed their root systems

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255 @255.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

they're putting out a short web series depicting various ways the transition between the old stories and the new ones take place. multiple animation studios, ways the original Clifford dies, lays eggs, regenerates into a new form, is called away to join a multiversal superteam, that kind of thing

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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

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Tom W @tewhit.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

On this May 4th I am remembering how in the short brilliant life of Cohost @dimosar.bsky.social made not one but two of the best Star Wars posts in history

Post by @Sullivan on Cohost
YODA: Luke, when gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be...except for Ahsoka Tano, Ezra Bridger, Cal Kestis, Quinlan Vos,
LUKE: ...Who?
YODA: ...Gungi- the wookiee jedi kid,
LUKE: a Wookie Jedi?? Master, isn't that a bit tireso-

(continued @Sullivan post on Cohost)
YODA: NOT finished I was...Reva, some other Inquisitors I bet, Opo Rancisis- the ugly-looking tree guy from Phantom Menace, he was. And Ka-Moon Kholi, Kelleran Beq, Selrahc Elous, Baylon Skoll, some guy named "Naq Med" if reading this right I am,
#STAR WARS #yoda
(A reply, also from @Sullivan)
LUKE: Cal...Kestis? Mouthfeel on that one is a little off...
YODA: a double jump, he can do.

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Sheev's Plan:
get elected to senate for naboo
start new sith order
work republic and separatists against each other. recruit evil guy to lead separatists.
(this jedi kid is wicked strong!)

get jedi in deep with clone army. (save some clone jars for later? just in case...)
PIVOT: Make the jedi kid evil. dont need separatist guy anymore. got a new evil guy.
make my evil guy kill his jedi pals when they come to arrest me. ill finish em off with my lightning attack
(fucking guy used his sword to bounce my lightning back at me! honestly my fault. takes a minute for the lightning to wind down and he got my ass on the bounce. fair play. now i look like a leather couch but its fine. can blame jedi for THAT too)

Use the clones to kill the jedi, have my evil guy kill the seperatists, keep the army, spin into empire
GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

chill as emperor for a while. humiliate Vader for a laugh. make death star.
Endgame achieved.

(Vader's kid blows up my death star)

PIVOT: get new young apprentice by turning him evil once he kills his dad, or maybe make Vader cooler by making him kill his gay son. either way its a win-win for me.
(thrown down hole and killed.)

PIVOT: good thing i kept those clone jars!! make new clone body to inhabit. takes time to get right. need something to do until then
build enormous fleet of big spaceships, each with their own super death star laser. keep em on the down low... why use em? they lose half the value as soon as you fly them off the lot
(clone son betrays me but its no biggie. its fine. have loads of clones at this point. whats one clone son?)

create a DECOY fascist empire. put one of my weirder clones in charge. Not giving them any of my ships though. can build his own shit. dont look at me. get a bank loan
let failed clone recruit vaders grandson (will explain why later) let those guys take over the galaxy with a different super death star. assume they built this one the…

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255 @255.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

it's easy to point out that Disney turned a solid season and a half space Western into a stunningly average merch commercial, killing the potential of long term creative success and setting up the future of diminishing returns we're in now. damn that was in fact easy as hell, post complete

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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Thinking about baseball.

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255 @255.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

y'all need to stop worrying about Gamerscore and start doing something about a gamer's core. hi i am the world's strongest man mark henry and I'm here to talk to you about reindeer organs

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255 @255.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

organic, small batch, free range heritage Bugles

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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 20/03/2026

“israel did 9/11” is like “aliens built the pyramids”, the product of a mind that cannot comprehend brown people achieving something on their own

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255 @255.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

incredible to see this this morning having woke up for the first time thinking about an AMV in ten plus years: what if spy x family / the mountain goats "sax rohmer #1"

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255 @255.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

incredible to see this this morning having woke up for the first time thinking about an AMV in ten plus years: what if spy x family / the mountain goats "sax rohmer #1"

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Rotten Tomatoes @rottentomatoes.com · 22/04/2026

First trailer for Coyote vs. ACME, starring John Cena, Lana Condor, and Will Forte. The Looney Tunes movie is in theaters on August 28.

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Big Show Ripping Darts @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Now that the trailer dropped it's even MORE absurd that Warner Bros wanted to sit on this for a tax write off. The image of Foghorn Leghorn and John Cena in a cowboy hat is crazy. I might be there opening night.

youtu.be

Coyote vs. ACME | Official Trailer

YouTube video by Coyote vs. Acme

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