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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Dr oz ended up like this when he couldn't find the toilet wall. this is exactly what they're trying to avoid

still from the 1999 film THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT. bw image of man in dark coat, jeans, and dark knit cap slouched over in the corner of a stone basement facing the corner. the image is highly unsettling

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

ennis doing welcome back frank/ennis doing crossed

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

lotta miles left in Douglas Adams lmao

The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.
To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #2)

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

actually i think this is a good website lmao

three posts arguing about how it's just as important to capitalize Women as it is to capitalize Black

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

i am proud of a former criminal finding gainful employment

a drawing of the gangster Flat Top from the Dick Tracy franchise, wielding a Tommy gun, in front of the phrase "EAT LEAD TRACY" spelled out in bullet holes

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

you're telling me i need to wear this hat AND get a loan

baseball cap with the following text: "hello, I am fleeing the american century of humiliation. can you show me where to buy white monster energy drinks?" in both English and in Chinese

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

as observed by felix biederman

employer's rights to castrate any employee Gorsuch on reservation law: am issuing this ruling from Piscataway land,

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

when I read Douglas Adams as a kid I thought this bit was pretty funny, now I think it's maybe the smartest thing he ever wrote

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

internalize This Man as the Obama/Trump/Biden/Trump voter that can be won by appealing to the Oaf Vote

Dennis from 30 Rock telling Jack his politics: social conservative, fiscal liberal

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

it feels evil but the word you need is "trick". this is the man you have to trick into, if you can't get him to vote for your guy, at least you have to convince him the other guy can't deliver on what this guy wants

Dennis from 30 Rock describing his politics to Jack: "social conservative fiscal liberal"

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

sir we are executing a tactical redeployment of subject one the infant to reassess poopy diaper conditions in a strategic fashion we will review further development of the position as circumstances dictate sir, initiating shit wiping, sir

the dumbest fucking baby stuff you've ever imagined for a guy who takes off work for two weeks every year to play the new call of duty and considers himself a tier one operator despite never being in the military

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

you will be visited by five spirits

Robert Sledge, Darren Jesse, Ben Folds standing against a wood paneled wall

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

we have a police sketch of the suspect in flight

a mustachioed gentleman rides a penny farthing bicycle

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

dappling considered a close second to doppling. me at the fellas dopple all the time

a still from the mst3k episode viewing the 1983 PBS affiliate production OVERDRAWN AT THE MEMORY BANK, depicting raul julia staring bored at a computer

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

30 Rock answered this, when Tracy wanted to memorialize the death of the guy Pac-man was based on

Tracy from 30 Rock describing his plan to honor the death of the man Pac Man was based on

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

getting my favorite dumbest implementation of this ready

a still from END OF EVANGELION where Lilith is grasping an enormous clump of souls, edited to be an unendingly massive heap of FELL FOR IT AGAIN awards

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Yeah I'm proud to announce we're making this story a film for my new production company, Dipshit Coward Loser Pictures, under the label Every Confederate Should Have Been Put Into A Grinder Films

Skeet by C. W. Johnson, Jr.
@Cwjohnsonjr.bsky.social #OnThisDayinHistory Some of the most brutal and bloody combat of the American Civil War occurred in the Mule Shoe at Spotsylvania Court House. That Should Be A Movie about the common Confederate soldiers based on Carrying The Flag by Gordon C. Rhea

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

did you know there is a bafflingly robust field of WOTEF memes out there? now you do

Top of picture is a sunken boat, implied to be the EDMUND FITZGERALD; bottom of picture is a green alien cyclops singing under the caption "Gordon Lightfoot be like:"

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

look at my right wing intellectuals dawg I'm going to collapse an empire

"Keeperman: Yeah.
Douthat: Then you have the Nietzschean former graduate student-turned-online essayist and influencer Bronze Age Pervert,"

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

oh it can *really* get weird if, say, the internal settings don't let it talk about Certain Topics

A Google AI overview block of text.

"Two in the pink, one in the stink" is a playful rhyme often used when putting on shoes, meaning that two feet go into the "pink" (clean) shoe, while one foot goes into the "stink" (dirty) shoe; essentially highlighting the concept of one shoe being significantly dirtier than the others.

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

welcome to the resistance

The three nihilists from THE BIG LEBOWSKI

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

this is the key art for #4, right?

Cover image for the 90s hip hop album DOIN THANGS by the artist BIG BEAR. Four large grizzly bears with jewelry, cigars, fruits, and other accompaniments surround the titular rapper Big Bear, who also has jewelry and cigars

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

this would be so fun for like half a second right before turbo cancer hits your lungs, mouth, heart, throat and probably your fingers

a man with a round device in his mouth, into the other much wider end of which is inserted literally hundreds of cigarettes, in an attempt to break the world record for number of cigarettes smoking at once. he is of course wearing a backwards baseball cap

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

"I'm still furious at Adam McKay for not putting me in the Jennifer Lawrence role, even after I gave him the title. It was my philosophy when I dated Mickey Rourke."

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Introduce yourself with four records

Album cover for the eponymous Blue album by the band Weezer. Four Caucasian men stand against a solid blue background.

Album cover for the eponymous album by Ben Folds Five. A close-up painting of a piano with a Polaroid picture resting above the keys.

Album cover for the CAKE album "Prolonging the Magic". A brown stamp impression of a pig on a background of yellow squiggles.

Album cover for the Talking Heads album Stop Making Sense. A half black circle on a white background.

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 23/09/2024

now that he's not running anymore nobody cares, and I think it's because implicitly or otherwise everyone realizes this bit from Veep is unironically 100% accurate

Ben Cafferty from the TV show Veep: " listen we all know the white house would work so much better if there wasn't a president, but there is. So we work around that."

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 19/09/2024

douglas adams knew this in the 80s

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 09/09/2024

it has the best Jenna line, bar none

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 23/08/2024

this map or variations of it won't get out of my mind. of all the unprecedented things making this election unpredictable, this imo is the unprecedentedest

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BOO5DIE @255.bsky.social · 15/07/2024

this sums it up i think

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