Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 21/08/2026her eyes were a glistening deep brown, like Coca-Cola or motor oil 1435867
CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Like the moonlight catching a reflection of a full port-a-potty 😍 021
marty, @numet.al · 21/08/2026i knew she was upset with me, that rc cola stare bore a hole into my heart 090
Darrell Mast @darrellmast.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Was very disappointing to find out the eyes were synthetic. 010
mayonnaise spookboy @paintedsky.ca · 21/08/2026warm and inviting, like a bathtub filled with Diet Coke 010
Decketio @decketio.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Motor oil with or without the forbidden metallic flakes? 🤔 020
James Delaney @jamesdelaney.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Damn, oh damn. Why did I have to peer into those Vegemite eyes? 010
human scary bean @humanbean.net · 21/08/2026her lips were red and wet, like a sore that never quite heals 1143
