Dan Savage @dansavage.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Sharing one incidental detail from a film that's been out for two weeks — particularly when that film is a remake of a film that came a century ago with "new" elements borrowed from a book that came out 130 years ago that itself has been made into dozens of films — does not constitute a spoiler. 901853108
RyBo @rybowpack.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Bastian picks Moonchild as the name for the Childlike Empress in the Neverending Story 050
Tayzer004 @tayzer004.bsky.social · 06/01/2025After about a year I consider it not a spoiler, and honestly that's being pretty generous 000
ToughSandwich @toughsandwich.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Does it spoil it for someone? Then I think yes it is a spoiler. 150
faith shayna @faithbranch.bsky.social · 05/01/2025having seen the movie, i don’t understand which part of nosferatu is even the spoiler. is it that they were terrorizing the actors with real rodents??? 060
Clint Davis @clintrdavis.bsky.social · 05/01/2025As far as I’m concerned the only thing that constitutes a spoiler are those wings on Japanese imports, and also those things on aircraft used to dump lift. 020
Jill Marie @osgoodfielding.bsky.social · 05/01/2025And Rosebud is the name of Charles Foster Kane’s boyhood sled. 1121
justplaindave.bsky.social @justplaindave.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I literally had a person yell at me about spoilers for Star Wars: A New Hope a couple of months ago. Like, if you don't know how Star Wars ends at this point, I'm just impressed. 2581
Mark von Wisco @markvonwisco.bsky.social · 05/01/2025No lies detected. By the way, did you know that the Wizard of OZ switches from black & white to color partway through? 020
New Mexico Man @newmexicoman.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Incidentally, Chaz Palminteri is Keyser Soze. 0120
wcshaw.bsky.social @wcshaw.bsky.social · 05/01/2025And really, did it require yet another remake? 110
margie @pettywhite.bsky.social · 05/01/2025this post is also not a spoiler... i'm not even sure what movie this refers to lol 000
George @supakoopa99.bsky.social · 06/01/2025What do you mean the ship sank and some hearts didn’t go on!!!! 000
dc-757.bsky.social @dc-757.bsky.social · 05/01/2025You think the Stoker Estate will sue the producers? 000
Mike Snow @lakeeffectsnow.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I honestly don't know what movie you're talking about, there's too many candidates ... 100
David Nordmeyer @allenwriter.bsky.social · 06/01/2025media.tenor.coma man with a yellow mask on his face says miss youALT: a man with a yellow mask on his face says miss you 000
Eddie F @eddiefp001.bsky.social · 05/01/2025My favourite was when a critic told someone in the Midwest that the ship sinking in Titanic was spectacular, and the response was a complaint about the movie being ruined.... 010
Guido A. Sanchez @guidoasanchez.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Let people enjoy things however they want to enjoy them without so much judgment. 000
rihaoliang.bsky.social @rihaoliang.bsky.social · 05/01/2025All art is new for those who see it for the first time. I wasn't around 100 years ago and neither were you. Culture snobs need to understand that not everyone watched black and white films between their theater classes in our teens. 240
Armin T. Wegner @coldmorningcoffee.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Please don't ruin the ending of The Sixth Sense for Bruce Willis. sorry 😕 020
Sookie Stackhouse🇨🇦 @coolforcats9.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I read the replies to this…OMG I’m not going to be precious about films/stories that have been around for literally 50-1000’s of years. I would never expect anyone else to either. Talk about main character syndrome. 000
Booooo-peep (scary arc 👻) @blopeep.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I'm almost sad I no longer have this t-shirt. 040
D @viral-protocol.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Film exists? WTF why didn't you mark that as a spoiler, I thought there were only TV shows not movies and you ruined that for me 000
cornwalljackson.bsky.social @cornwalljackson.bsky.social · 05/01/2025If you haven't seen or read it, it's a spoiler for you. Time doesn't and never has determined a spoiler. I hate this argument. 110
𝚙𝚡𝚕𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠 🇨🇦 @pxlcrow.bsky.social · 05/01/2025You can’t spoil a piece of art. You can change my experience of it, but you can’t spoil it. If you could no one would ever rewatch anything. 160
Max Gato @maxgato1.bsky.social · 05/01/2025media.tenor.comwicked witch of the west from the wizard of oz is wearing a black hat and holding a sword .ALT: wicked witch of the west from the wizard of oz is wearing a black hat and holding a sword . 000
Fredrik Thylander @thylander.bsky.social · 06/01/2025If a new film is out and is possible to be excited about, expecting people to not care about spoilers with the assumption they've seen the hundred year old film and read a hundred and thirty year old book is rude. 110
Whoabegogo @wonderingallowed.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Its a gray area. Those who've seen a new movie understandably want to post about it and discuss it while there's still buzz, but those who haven't seen it don't want to be waylaid. If I'm sharing any details, it's easiest just to make a header, something like " POSSIBLE SPOILERS". Then it's fair. 010
... @jondfreeman.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Good point, but some prefer experiencing films fresh, even familiar ones. It’s not just the what but the how that matters—respecting that keeps the magic alive! 010
Mike McMahan @mikewriting2000.bsky.social · 05/01/2025This post spoiled an argument I was looking fwd to reading 0140
Craig Winston @craigwinston.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Don't spoil it more like telling us the title! 000
Sidse AEgidius @saegidius.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Well,. anger flows rapidly at the moment... rest safe, you are - of course - right. 😊 010
Kevin B @nonoursmechant.bsky.social · 05/01/2025People have a Constitutional right to be culturally illiterate, the founders etc etc. 050
freemage.bsky.social @freemage.bsky.social · 05/01/2025My favorite spoiler is "Christ dies in Matthew 27:32-56". Ruins the whole book for people. 1391
Heinous @heinous.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Also, it is in fact, possible to enjoy something that you might already know something about. You can even enjoy something if you already know the ending! 000
le Pooch Noir @eltiante.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Reminds me of when Charles M. Schulz in Peanuts said what “Rosebud” was and everyone lost their minds 2140
Hatrik Soccer - Scott Nelson @hatrik10.bsky.social · 05/01/2025You mean Count Orlock was dead the whole time???? 080
Plain Simple Garak @psgarak.bsky.social · 05/01/2025"Been out for two weeks" is an insane argument about any movie release. But a Christmas release? Sociopathic. Especially when it's not a high budget major release, and many people are just learning about it from "best films of 2024" lists. 330
"The Epstein Ballroom" at 1600 Brownshirt Ave @tourswag.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Listen to this guy, next he’s gonna try and tell us this generation didn’t invent sex… 000
Taite @taitemc.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Omg I can’t believe that priests are out here spoiling the Bible for me, I was waiting to read that. I just learned the main character dies but is resurrected by plot armor. I was robbed of the experience 040
Ms G @jodigabert.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Has anyone accepted the fact that when the NYT writes in a film review Attention: Spoilers Ahead, it really means, "Sit back, we're going to tell you the entire plot of the movie in a 4 min read. 000
Ms G @jodigabert.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Klaus Kinski did get that riverboat over the mountain in Fitzcarraldo. 020
Francisco Duarte @duartefj.bsky.social · 05/01/2025It does if that element is in none of those mediums 000
Fred Ryan @fred-ryan55911.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I was yelled at by a friend for giving away the ending of Bleak House when that was serialized on PBS, even though the book had been published 150 years earlier. My position was that it was not a detective story, its value was in how the tale was told. 0161
Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I didn’t know the film was already in theaters. Thanks for ruining that for me, ass. 21680
richard01021111.bsky.social @richard01021111.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Fair point! At this stage, it's hard to consider anything from the film a spoiler, especially with all the historical context and adaptations. It's just part of the ongoing conversation! 010
KaBoomBOX @kaboombox.bsky.social · 06/01/2025The ship sinks. There was enough room on that panel for both Rose and Jack (I choose violence).media.tenor.coma large ship with smoke coming out of the chimneys is floating in the oceanAlt: a large ship with smoke coming out of the chimneys is floating in the ocean 0100
Rodger Raino @rraino.bsky.social · 06/01/2025OK this must be like a Jeopardy clue What the fuck is the NAME of this film that's been out for two weeks, Dan? 000
Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 05/01/2025You’re right. But what if they didn’t know that information. 110
Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Did someone spill the beans about Nosferatu being a musical conducted entirely in ASMR sign-language? I would never have known that Lady Gaga was Nosferatu's bride but for my recognising her signing the lyrics for Bad Romance in the finale. So self-indulgent. 060
tonylover.bsky.social @tonylover.bsky.social · 05/01/2025This reminds me of people upset about Titanic spoilers 1261
adorableoddities.bsky.social @adorableoddities.bsky.social · 05/01/2025WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE TO TELL ME HE’S A FUCKING VAMPIRE, DAN! I WANTED TO FIND THAT OUT FOR MYSELF!/s 010
Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Lotta folks in these comments seem to think art can’t be discussed publicly until everyone alive or who ever will live have seen it. 0231
Mercurywoodrose (Antifa Science Officer, Division 23 Airborne) @mercurywoodrose.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Wait, are you talking about? Nosferatu or wicked? 070
Fight The Sadistocracy @everythingisgrate.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Makes you want to impale some muthafuckas. 110