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Spencer Green

@spencergreen.bsky.social
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Script consultant/Writer-type person for hire. Who writes. Credits include: In Living Color, Mad TV, The Huffington Post, Leonard Maltin's Movie Guide, Bukowsical, other stuff. Soup of the Day: Cream of Disbelief

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 28m
Ironic, from an administration dedicated to the goal of "What's no longer in your wallet?"
cbsnews.com
Kennedy Center Honors to take place at Capital One Arena
Efforts to put President Trump's name on the Kennedy Center continue, despite a court's order blocking such a change.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 2h
Or--when Natalie Harp holds it up backwards to a light very, very far away--71 percent.
the-independent.com
Just 17% approve of Trump on cost of living as voters blame his policies
Americans are deeply frustrated with President Donald Trump’s handling of the economy
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 4h
Can someone please explain how this drug-addled fucker, who is personally responsible for axing hundreds of thousands of U.S. jobs, stealing our personal information, and corroding how our government works, will now be in charge of how our military functions?
theguardian.com
Pete Hegseth appoints Elon Musk to US taskforce on future of warfare
A year after his explosive tenure at Doge, the SpaceX CEO is back in the Trump administration’s good graces
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 7h
"I can no longer sit back and allow fatties, trannies, beardos, weirdos, wimps, and radicals to sap and impurify all of our warriors' precious bodily fluids."
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 7h
"This movie is to funny what Exxon is to Greenpeace." - Kyle Smith on "Digger"
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 17h
Dear God or Odin or Zeus or Pazuzu or Whom This May Concern: Please send a bolt of lightning or a flood or any plague(s) of your choice to deal with this fucker. Thanks in advance.
militarytimes.com
Pentagon launches Office of Religious Affairs, will report directly to Hegseth
The Pentagon intends to address what Hegseth calls a loss of religious community within the military after an era of “political correctness.”
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 22h
There is no level of self-debasement to which Trump's bootlickers will not happily descend.
lgbtqnation.com
GOP senator rages at Jack Smith for "mocking Trump's complexion" in new lawsuit - LGBTQ Nation
She claims that "Arctic Frost" - the name of the FBI investigation into January 6 - is actually a sly insult about Trump's skin color.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The jail time: two months. Which may not seem like much, but I understand he may also have to write an essay.
nbcnews.com
Ex-fraternity leader at Arizona university gets jail time after pledge died of alcohol poisoning
Carter Eslick, 20, had pleaded guilty to a felony hazing charge in the Jan. 31 death of Colin Daniel Martinez, 18, at an off-campus house.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I expect this from CNN, but is it part of the MS NOW crew's plan to rile up viewers to vote Democrat--which they're going to do, anyway--or are they just a bunch of hypocrites?
variety.com
Pro-Trump Ads Funded With Taxpayer Dollars Air on CNN and MS NOW; White House Has Spent $2.9 Million on the TV Spots to Date
Even as Trump has tried to block CNN and MS NOW from covering the White House, his administration has purchased ad time for pro-Trump spots on the networks using taxpayer funds.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's nothing here that's particularly new or revelatory, but as a grievance-by-grievance, lie-by-lie, obsession-by-obsession summary of everything Trump says, is, and continues to be--it's terrifying.
time.com
Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Man, I wish something would go through him like crap through a goose.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's going to fire all of our generals and admirals just before he fires all of our munitions.
theguardian.com
Hegseth confirms plan to cut 20% of US top military brass and rails at ‘beardos, weirdos and wimps’
Pentagon head hails military with ‘no fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals’ in anti-DEI rant
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Canada, Jerome Powell = bad AI, Putin = good
yahoo.com
Trump Threatens to Sue Federal Reserve Board Member Jerome Powell ‘at the Highest Level’ in Response to Fed Renovation Report
President Donald Trump threatened to sue Fed Reserve Board of Governors member Jerome Powell "at the highest level" following the release of Wednesday's report.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At this point, it's impossible to know if he actually believes he won in 2020 or he keeps saying it because that's just what he does. A little from Column A, a little from Column B, as Grampa Simpson says, although Trump smells bad enough without having to wear an onion on his belt.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is just a warm-up for him changing our country's name to Super Trumplandia.
yahoo.com
Only Trump Would Spell United States Wrong in an Executive Order
The president signed his name right above the obvious error.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck you, Schmitt!
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And Ken Paxton's PAC money disappears in three...two...
thedailybeast.com
Must-Win MAGA Senate Candidate Caught Secretly Trashing Trump
Audio of the embarrassing private comments has been leaked.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Removing "Sen. Eric Schmitt, Staff" from resume.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's ironic to hear Senator Kennedy contemptuously asking Jack Smith about believing in the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny when the good Senator and the rest of the GOP continue to support and enable a president who believes he won the 2020 election.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Perhaps a Senate hearing with Jack Smith reminding everyone about Trump's criminality is not the best pre-midterms move for the GOP.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's Malibu Stacy without even a new hat.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stop the Thiel
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To whomever wins the Nobel Peace Prize in ten days: Please arrange a press conference with Trump, hold out the medal as if to hand it to him, then pull it back and yell, "Psych!"
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now are the midterms of our discontent.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The plot sickens.
cbsnews.com
Election denier Kurt Olsen has resigned from DOJ, sources say
Olsen had been assigned to the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Southern District of Florida, where he was working on the "grand conspiracy" investigation targeting Obama- and Biden-era officials
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, is Natalie Harp also feeding selective info to the Pentagon?
mediaite.com
8 Marines Hurt in Iran Attack Pentagon Kept Under Wraps: Rpt
At least eight Marines were injured earlier this month when they were hit with an Iranian cruise missile in the Strait of Hormuz, NBC News reported.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Fresh Nanny of Cherry Tree Lane
deadline.com
'Mary Poppins' TV Series In The Works, Will Lean Into Darker Elements
'Mary Poppins' TV Series In The Works, Will Lean Into More Complex Elements Of Source Novels; Showrunners Being Approached
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How many minutes would it take for algae to start growing in that pool?
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"We have the best...I guess you could say poverty...We have the best poverty numbers ever in the history of our country." - Donald Trump to reporters today
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bigger question: Do you sing "Choosin' Texas" before or after drinking iced coffee during an interview?
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah. A "slip." Uh-huh.
mediaite.com
John Fetterman Slips — Calls Himself a 'Lifelong Republican'
"I'm a lifelong Republican," the senator told a live audience in Texas on Saturday before scrambling to backtrack — in a gaffe that's sure to turn heads.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"That's right, Mr. President--it's a bunny rabbit! You're so smart! Yay!"
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
From the great @anntelnaes.bsky.social:
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pretty good numbers, but just wait until Trump's funeral.
euronews.com
Pope Leo XIV draws huge crowds in Paris as 600,000 await Mass
On Saturday, Pope Leo XIV continues his visit to France with a large outdoor Mass at Paris's Place de la Concorde, followed by prayers with the faithful in Lourdes. #EuropeNews
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All the tech billionaires say the quiet part loud and they scream the loud part as they grind us into the dirt.
youtube.com
Peter Thiel Says Evil Is Okay
YouTube video by NowThis Impact
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So will the $800 million be going to the arch, the ballroom, or as a bonus to Natalie Harp?
abcnews.com
White House orders over $800M in funds rescinded; Collins calls it 'clear violation' of law
The White House announced Friday evening that it was rescinding over $800 million in congressionally appropriated funds across a range of government programs.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm more concerned about fake presidents who have been in the White House for far too long.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But it's the last time this will ever happen. Promise. Because it's not like AI agents will get better at these kinds of things, huh?
cbsnews.com
OpenAI reveals its agents accessed some U.S. government website data after going rogue
The disclosure comes at a time of heightened concern over AI agents acting outside of human control.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
40 years ago today, this video was released in the UK by a band whose name is also a verb.
youtube.com
Wang Chung - Everybody Have Fun Tonight
YouTube video by WangChungVEVO
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"But zero is part of 15,000--right?"
nytimes.com
From 15,000 to 185 to Zero: Trump’s Claims of Illegal Voting in Nevada Fizzle
It was the Trump administration’s latest stumble in its effort to find proof of widespread noncitizen voting, despite decades of evidence that it is extremely rare.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If the Supreme Court rejects them ten times, Republicans get a free Chicken & Bacon Ranch Melt from Subway™!
nbcnews.com
Supreme Court for the third time rejects Republican redistricting push in Missouri
A Republican effort to use a new congressional map that would eliminate one of the two Democratic-held districts in the state has again failed in court.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't drink iced coffee, so during interviews I bring a bag of AB blood. Just in case.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And "small potatoes" have been upgraded to "medium-sized potatoes."
mediaite.com
Pentagon Wounded Troop Count in Iran War Jumps by 37 With No Explanation
The number of U.S. troops listed as wounded during the war in Iran has jumped by 37, with the Pentagon offering no public explanation for the newly added injuries.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finally--some good news!
popsci.com
Asteroid named after ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic
‘I just hope this isn’t the asteroid that winds up destroying the Earth.’
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Somewhere, George Carlin is thinking of dozens of new names for Army Intelligence.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sleepy & Creepy
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes, the most important and lasting achievement our dolt of a president got out of his photo op summit was President Xi pretending to like Trump's new name for AI. Bravo. (followed by slowest of slow claps)
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy birthday, Mark Hamill! (Below, an Al Hirschfeld caricature, during his Broadway turn in "Amadeus," when he took over the title role from Tim Curry.) @markhamillofficial.bsky.social
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And sometimes the headlines don't need to be embellished. (Especially when they're about Tommy Tuberville.)
newrepublic.com
MAGA Senator Goes on Crazed Posting Spree About Furries
You read that right.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm sure they'll all be seriously discussing affordability.
commondreams.org
$2.2 Trillion: The Collective Net Worth of 'Big Tech Oligarchs' Invited to Trump-Xi Dinner | Common Dreams
US Sen. Bernie Sanders noted that the expected dinner attendees "have nearly doubled their wealth since Trump's election."
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