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Plain Simple Garak

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I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst.

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 10h
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."
Ukrainian female soldier: Okay, I said the idea is this: There is enough time to empty one full can of 32 grenades and be gone by the time the return mortar fire reaches us. I did the math.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You really can’t make this shit up.
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Plain Simple Garak @psgarak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30 / October 1
Garak. A plain, simple tailor, smiling happily as he reflects on the joys of working on his store in the Deep Space Nine Promenade.Garak. A little worse for the wear, as he helps his friends Miles and Nog find their way out of a pickle on Empok Nor.
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Plain Simple Garak @psgarak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kash Patel speaking into a microphone.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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Plain Simple Garak @psgarak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sure. An apology is "warranted", but it would be meaningless. Instead they should force him to stand up while everyone in attendance, in unison, calls him a "Dumbass".
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/09/2026
Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴
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Plain Simple Garak @psgarak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But Joe Biden didn't do enough about Student Loans..
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Plain Simple Garak @psgarak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just to play Devil's (or "Antichrist's") advocate.. If I were stuck in a room with Peter Thiel and Ross Douthat, and they each had a microphone to speak into, I'm not sure that I'd jump to defend or support the idea that the Human race should endure...
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SweetWitch2697🔮🎱🪄-MY OPINIONS ARE MY OWN BEASTLY CONCOCTIONS! @sweetwitch2697.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Abbott gave $500,000 to Trump's inauguration fund. Now the DOJ case over its allegedly tainted baby formula is reportedly gone. Call your members of Congress and demand answers. If a check can make a case vanish, no parent is safe from the next one. #TrumpsCorruptCongress
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DrH @drhaup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
28,700 trades for Trump. 19,400 for the whole House. 2,900 for the Senate. Per Bloomberg, one man out-traded all 535 lawmakers, and he's the one who sets tariffs. Somebody's on the other side of every bet he makes, and it's your 401(k). #TrumpsCorruptCongress
#TrumpsCorruptCongress
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/09/2026
tell me the summit accomplished jack shit without telling me the summit accomplished jack shit
Very productive meeting with President Xi for both the U.S.A. and China. Tremendous things will be happening. Like almost everyone else, he seemed to like calling the poorly and inaccurately named Artificial Intelligence to a far more accurate and important name, SUPER INTELLIGENCE. That would be “SUPER!” Everyone last night agreed, also. President DJT
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Plain Simple Garak @psgarak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's a reason Isaac Asimov started with the basic laws... In 1942...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Plain Simple Garak @psgarak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GOP: I can't get on a flight without thinking about how the pilot likes to dress when he fucks, and who he fucks, and where, and how. And how there's a real chance that it sometimes involves wearing a furry mask or costume, and I CAN'T STOP thinking about it!! God, THEY are SO weird, RIGHT?!
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Plain Simple Garak @psgarak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nat's King Hole Natalie Merchant of Menace
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Plain Simple Garak @psgarak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
EpStaind
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Plain Simple Garak @psgarak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Beastiality Boys
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Plain Simple Garak @psgarak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ICE Low T
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Thomas Keepout @thomasworking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump made over 1,000 July stock trades worth up to $270m, filings reveal #CorruptTrump www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Trump made over 1,000 July stock trades worth up to $270m, filings reveal
President made more than 440 purchases and 700 sales despite voter anger over elected officials trading stocks
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Scott Edelman @scottedelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When that day finally comes, don't you dare try to tell me you didn't know.
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Plain Simple Garak @psgarak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Most overly corrupt act ever performed by a sitting president not named Trump . Anyway..
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NYT has now independently corroborated all the major allegations against Susan Collins in the ProPublica report, including that investigators were prepared to move against her and then Trump intervened to shut it down. This put Trump in a position of exceptional and extortionate leverage over her.
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F.B.I. Shut Down Inquiry Into Top Ally of Senator Susan Collins
The inquiry was closed last year because senior bureau officials questioned the veracity of a campaign donor’s account, according to current and former officials.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Plain Simple Garak @psgarak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Considering the scale of influence this film has had on media, pop culture, and the entertainment industry, it is insane that you cannot legally purchase or view a high definition version of this film today. Maybe not "unpopular" on it's own. But it takes away from the film's legacy.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Upton Sinclair — 'It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.'
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nailed it 👇🏽 🎯 #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A billionaire dictator who'll lose everything if the opposition replaces him on Jan. 20, 2029 is stockpiling killer drones and high-powered rifles on towering monuments and ballroom roofs I'm sure it's nothing to worry about
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 18/09/2026
Q: "Was it appropriate for your son to accept a gift of a payment of some of his wedding festivities [by a Russian oligarch]?" Trump: "It's totally allowed…As I understand it, he paid him back…A friend of his gave him a wedding party. That's very common."
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Vance claims Trump "made sure that we banned Wall Street from buying up America's homes" (Trump refused to sign the bipartisan housing bill that did this)
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.
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Plain Simple Garak @psgarak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If nothing else, this helps the argument that these corrupt and unlawful goons are in fact, not capitalists.
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 17/09/2026
James Talarico: "I wish our government would go after pedophiles the way they go after brown men headed to work at 7 a.m."
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A reminder that the sitting president is named 38,000 times in the Epstein files, is an adjudicated sexual abuser and brags about grabbing women by their genitals. Time for him to go. Make sure you are registered to vote for the most important midterm election of our lifetimes. 
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Plain Simple Garak @psgarak.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rogan responding to that with "I don't know much about him" just highlights what a brainless piece of shit he is. It's your fucking state. It's been all over the news for years. You're CHOOSING to be uninformed so that you can try to avoid responsibility for supporting corruption - AGAIN.
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Plain Simple Garak @psgarak.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I never thought Ted Cruz would be more optimistic about potential Democratic leadership than I am, but here we are..
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ron White: Eight of Ken Paxton’s assistants turned him into the FBI for fraud... They sued and won $6 million. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He’s a criminal.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stock Trades by Presidents While in Office: Bill Clinton: ZERO George W. Bush: ZERO Barack Obama: ZERO Donald Trump (first term): 517 Joe Biden: ZERO Donald Trump (second term): 24,000+, averaging >60 trades per trading day. This is why the crook in the Oval Office manipulates the markets.
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“A series of impeachments would destabilize the Trump administration…This works best if Trump himself is not impeached. Democrats can claim they’re merely going after government corruption by underlings, not fighting the will of the great and good American people.” open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
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Impeach Them. All of Them.
Hegseth is only the beginning.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
you ever see a graph that makes you just sit for a minute and contemplate how stupid everything is
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026
Ossoff: "While the world burns & you pay more for everything, your tax dollars become royal family's wealth. Bc it pays to be a Trump, especially when the whole world knows daddy's a crook. Half a billion from the Emirati spy chief... the Mar-a-Lago mafia really has taken corruption to new heights"
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Plain Simple Garak @psgarak.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This would have been the greatest American tribute since 1966, when they flew vintage Japanese plans over Pearl Harbor with coordinated fireworks and pyrotechnics launched from the Navy ships in the port. Or the unannounced implosion of an office building in Oklahoma City in 2020. All great ideas!
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