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"If being a twat was a TV show, trump would be the boxed set." -Nate White

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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 13h
if you live in seattle you'll notice that virtually every newspaper runs nonstop headlines suggesting that katie wilson is inept, inexperienced, and too mushy feely (girl-coded). i have never in my life seen such overt hit pieces on an elected official in this city, and we've had some bad ones lmao
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 13h
Okay, Dems. Let’s not get cocky.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 8h
This protest signs sums it up nicely, my feelings about Traitor Trump and his MAGA morons.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12h
I split the G (train) with the Prime Minister of Ireland, Michéal Martin. Sláinte!
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Make Opening Day a National Holiday @chriscardsfan.bsky.social · 9h
I missed the White Sox/Guardians game because I was watching my 9 y/o strike out three batters in his first game pitching, and let me tell you, it was the best baseball game I’ve ever been to.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10h
"I'd rather get free money from the government than have socialism, which just teaches lazy, stupid folks they don't have to work for money they get, y'all!!!"
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 13h
I see Cybertruck has a Molotov cocktail defense system.
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Jack DeTate @jackdetate.bsky.social · 7h
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Lyn Heideman @heidelyn.bsky.social · 7h
Tell the ASMFC to choose management reforms that give menhaden and #Ospreys a fighting chance. The American Bird Conservancy makes it fast with a letter you can personalize and they'll send: act.abcbirds.org/a/take-actio...? Please write before EOD Oct 8. Thank you! #birds
Photo of an Osprey diving for fish courtesy of the American Bird Conservancy.
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Lyn Heideman @heidelyn.bsky.social · 7h
The reason the fish are scarce is likely a plant that processes the fish for oil, etc.: wapo.st/4ht4oFT (gift). There's hope. The ASMFC, which determines how fish are managed along the Atlantic Coast, is considering changes to how corporations harvest menhaden and seeks public comments.
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Ospreys are disappearing along the East Coast. Scientists think they know why.
At the center of a widening crisis for one of the nation's great wildlife comebacks is a fish most Americans would hardly recognize.
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Lyn Heideman @heidelyn.bsky.social · 7h
In Chesapeake Bay—the largest Osprey breeding colony in the world—and up and down the East Coast, the 2026 Osprey breeding season was the worst documented since the DDT era. What happened? Menhaden, a fish rich in fat and calories, are a principal prey of #Ospreys.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 9h
Newest Super Group,,, FLAVOR DAVES,!! #DaveMatthews #DaveGrohl #FooFighters
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RogueNOAA @roguenoaa.altgov.info · 13h
“Under pressure from Congress, a network of ocean monitors that provides vital data to meteorologists, climate scientists, oceanographers and the fishing industry is being restored.” www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/c...
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After Outcry, Monitors the Trump Administration Tried to Scrap Return to Sea
Under pressure from Congress, a network of ocean monitors that provides vital data to meteorologists, climate scientists, oceanographers and the fishing industry is being restored.
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 7h
We love Albuquerque’s iconic Greek Fest! 🇬🇷💙 Food, music, dancing, and art. Here’s to community, culture, and a weekend full of joy! ❤️ #GreekFest #Greekinthe505 #Albuquerque #Opa
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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness @cryingwilderness.bsky.social · 13h
LSU found a man responsible for r*ping a woman and decided suspension was too harsh. Kendall was a freshman when a football player assaulted her in his on-campus dorm in October 2025. She went to the hospital for a r*pe kit. She filed a Title IX complaint in January.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 8h
He’s boycotting Walmart because they’re selling Obama jackets. Ohana is the Hawaiian word for family. He’s one of the people who didn’t know there’s a “B” in dumb.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 9h
He's so persuasive...
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fakeconsultant @fakeconsultant.bsky.social · 7h
"Are you now or have you ever been a Model 40 .38 caliber hammerless revolver?" "No, Sir: that's Smith & Wesson..." #JackSmith
An image of a Smith & Wesson Model 40 .38 cal. revolver.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12h
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Mary Brandt, MD, MDiv @drmlb.bsky.social · 11h
Brilliant. (This treads on a serious issue that can unite all Texans behind @jamestalarico.bsky.social!)
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 12h
I had to work today, so went and made my one pickup, and on the way back decided to try a new Mexican food place. Its literally a hole in the wall, with a dirt parking lot. But damn son, think I found authentic mex food In the sip!
A close-up view of a takeout meal served in a white styrofoam container. The main dish features a generous portion of orange-tinted Mexican rice mixed with chunks of beef or pork coated in a creamy white sauce. A large, folded corn tortilla rests on top of the food, and a silver fork is partially embedded in the rice on the right side. In the background, two small plastic condiment cups contain a light green sauce and a vibrant red salsa.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 11h
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 8h
I don’t remember anyone giving Jerome Powell a check for $100 million. Who gave it to Kevin Warsh, days before he was confirmed and why?
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 15h
Just a Friendly Reminder…..
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Cali-Lib (doc/hey you) @cali-lib.bsky.social · 8h
I think people are remembering why they voted against the guy in 2020. That MAGA stove is hot. Here's hoping the lesson sticks this time.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 13h
Why a gold chain takes molten metal at 1064C, a wire-drawing die and hand-soldered links to get its shine.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 9h
A very happy 34th anniversary to First Lady Michelle Obama and President Barack Obama, I love their love. 💙
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raincoast.bsky.social @raincoast.bsky.social · 8h
Alabama newspaper shatters Trump’s lies with vicious factcheck www.alternet.org/trump-lies-r...
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Alabama newspaper shatters Trump’s lies with vicious factcheck
President Donald Trump was lapping up the love from MAGA supporters from the deep-red shelter of an Alabama venue. But even Trump’s University of Alabama refuge in Mobile could not protect him from a ...
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 11h
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Milt Windler, NASA flight director who helped save Apollo 13, dies at 94
Milt Windler, one of the leaders of Mission Control who directed the effort to bring the Apollo 13 astronauts back to Earth safely, has died.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 10h
A sister stood at the end of a long book signing line to tell me that my curls are popping today and some people just really get it, ya know?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 12h
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CCscott @ccscott.bsky.social · 14h
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 12h
Ossoff: The money that they took from you when they slashed Medicaid and defunded hospitals and nursing homes—They’re taking that money to buy corrupt, taxpayer-funded political ads on national television to try to promote the failed and broken president…
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 13h
A coach finds a phone on the field and hands it to the Head Referee. Ref: How did you know it was my phone? Coach: It says you missed 15 calls.
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Diane Ravitch🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦🗽🇨🇱🏳️‍🌈✡️🇨🇦 @dianeravitch.bsky.social · 15h
Gina Hinojosa and I at the Network for Pubkic Education conference in Columbus, Ohio, in 2025. The next Governor of Texas? I hope! She is a warrior for public schools.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 12h
Imagine paying $50 for an all you can eat buffet. The lines a bit long but the food is ok. Now imagine you only pay $20 to go to the buffet. But Each piece of food costs $500 dollars. Drinks are at a different buffet. Same with silverware. Long lines too. Universal vs whatever our healthcare is.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 9h
Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
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Andy “Homegrown” Smith 📎 @butterwise.bsky.social · 19h
The majority of Supreme Court justices lied in order to earn confirmation.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 16h
If the Dems win the senate, expect this retirement and then the Senate GOP will jam the next person down our throats. Probably someone like Judge Eileen Cannon. Good lord www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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Justice Alito confirms he is considering retirement
The conservative Supreme Court justice said in a CBS News interview that he’ll revisit the issue next year.
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fakeconsultant @fakeconsultant.bsky.social · 14h
Lemme guess: Lukoil gets an ongoing stream of income from the deal, which might even be based on the price of oil...which sounds like a very discreet form of sanctions evasion, sponsored by the US Government
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18h
Endless corruption.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 16h
Katie Phang: "Get the fuck out of here. Are you kidding me? You think it's a good use of taxpayers time and money to be able to do illegal redactions and withholds that are now forcing me to have to go and sue? Are you joking? But this is how Todd Blanche thinks."
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 15h
Billionaires want you to think taxing their wealth "doesn't do anything." Massachusetts passed a millionaire tax and raised $3.1 BILLION. That money is funding bridges, buses, teachers, and free community college. Wealth taxes WORK. That's why the rich hate them. Tax the rich.
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fakeconsultant @fakeconsultant.bsky.social · 15h
A very chill way to start your day: #Korea singer Kim Soo-young doing a set at the #Seoul Music Festival, 2024 www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oRE...
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240928 김수영 2024서울뮤직페스티벌 Full ver. @노들섬
YouTube video by SHUSHU
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17h
A tiny bit of gentle advice for the men: before you try to explain or pontificate anything about the Cornell 7 to a woman, please remember chances are she’s already an expert 🙏🏻
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fakeconsultant @fakeconsultant.bsky.social · 15h
A bit of pontificating for you: --Don't be surprised if one or more of these guys avoids jail by testifying against the others --Don't be surprised if the James investigation turns up more rapes, more victims, and more perpetrators
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Johnny “Euro Hoser” Renton @johnnyrenton.bsky.social · 16h
I’m so fucking tired of not just the fundamentalist and extremist part of the separatists, but people like separatist leader, and petrolsexual, Smith undermining Canada in the name of racism, or O&G simping People like that should be bullied and forced to flee to the US instead of destroying Canada
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Johnny “Euro Hoser” Renton @johnnyrenton.bsky.social · 16h
I get that people are trying to be “sensible” and not trying to turn the Alberta into a complete political powder keg (and look…I get it…there is a case to be made for that strategy) But after the referendum (and the US midterms), can we get fucking ruthless with these people?
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Michael Williams 🖕🏻 @mtdedhead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is not our dog. The best thing about living in the woods is neighbor dogs swing by to say hi once in a while. 🐕 make yourself at home pal.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 23h
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