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A-A-Ron

@therealalev.bsky.social
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Pearl Jam > Nirvana

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Can I get those on a T-shirt?
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Fountain
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Woulda been cool if the best USMNT player was good. Alas, he was not.
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Damon Targaryen is fucking good at soccer man
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
open the fuckin’ strait ya crazy bastards
Alfred Molina as that bugfuck crazy coke dealer in Boogie Nights. He’s sweaty, wearing an open silver robe, and holding a gun.
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Amarillo, TX
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Honestly I didn't even see a single Merry Christmas sign this year. Not a single one. No lights, no nativity scenes. Just a bum going anal on a prostitute dressed as Mary. What is this world coming to.
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Fartemis II
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I got $50 on "Space"
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I hope Ryan Day pisses on his grave
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
@rooster.info ummmmmmmmmmmmm
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
@rooster.info need a report on what the One True Kang Buckeye Chuck saw this morning
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Not guilty
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
69 followers. Nice.
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Welcome to your 40s, here's your antidepressants and your cholesterol meds. Also your back just hurts now.
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
It me
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Damn shoulda gone with Hulk
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I would like to select Ghislane Maxwell with my next pick in the Death Pool Draft.
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Dylan meets Blippi
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Maybe don't build Summer camps in a floodplain?
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Fuck you Bo Naylor #guardians
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
"In space, reverse cowgirl and doggy style are the same position." - Neil deGrasse Tyson (probably)
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Teal Dress for prez 2028
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Look, I don’t much care what Tulsi Gabbard says either, but here’s the thing: I didn’t appoint her to be my Director of National Intelligence.
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
BOOM What a putt!
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I was unprepared for Woke Tyler Childers
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
(Sees the new Rolling Stone Cover) I need a cigarette.
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Fuck every one of these people.
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Hating Jimmy Buffett
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Go....Bucks?
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Occasional reminder that Saudi Arabia is the country that really did 9/11
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 12/05/2025
EXCLUSIVE: Rep. Dan Goldman demands AG Pam Bondi come clean on if she is covering up the release of the Epstein Files to protect Donald Trump. In a blistering letter, Goldman demands answers on the unexplained delay.
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Internet FTW
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Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
your 2025 Cleveland Browns
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The Browns are basically if Trump was a football team
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Van Halen with Sammy Hagar. Collective Soul opened. Swim coach took us to Hooters before for dinner.
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I'll do it. I'll be the new Pope.
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I mean, E for effort but yeah that ain't gonna do it
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
(HBO releases yet another "emotionally devastating" show) Thanks but I'm already married
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
See we need more guillotines
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
The lotus is actually blue.
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
THIS IS WHEN THE FIRST BOMBS WILL DEFINITELY DROP, I loudly exclaim as I walk into my office restroom.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I'd estimate that 40% of banks offer completely free accounts with no strings (and like 90% of credit unions.) Anyone who keeps all their money in crypto is a megadunce who is already primed to be a republican due to how dumb they are
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Street Art Utopia @streetartutopia.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 19/03/2025
Thousands of people are ditching Tesla. Here’s one of them with a message you can see from space. Location: Black Rock Sands, Wales, UK By "Led By Donkeys"
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
A lot of people give Radiohead grief for being overly serious and leaning too much into the bleep bloop sound. But I’m here to remind you that there was a stretch from about 1994 to 1997 where they were arguably the most badass live guitar rock band on the planet.
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
There needs to be a salary cap
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A-A-Ron @therealalev.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Go Birds
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