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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Gunner curled up with my Chainsaw Man blanket

Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Me: I love the author fit in my butthole. Friend: (Looking REALLY confused)…. Do you mean, Fatima Bhutto? Me: Yeah, that’s what I said.

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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

When you lose your mom, even the worst times take on a new light. I remember being homeless, my mom use to sneak into apt. buildings with the security codes and she would lay a blanket down in the hallway. Do you know what I would give to sleep in the apt. building halfway one more night?

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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Now we know who the Real big beautiful bill is.

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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Sometimes you just gotta be like… give me cookie or give me Death.

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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Look! You are ALL wrong. The best “fall” flavor isn’t pumpkin, OR apple. …. It’s gravy!

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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Get you a girl who looks at you the way Charlie's widow looks at Usha's husband 🩷💙✝️

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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Has anyone asked Kristi Noem who the founder of Antifa is? Also did his girlfriend she had in custody give any information?

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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

My argument against succession was that there would be invading from the government, but… we have that now. So what are blue states really gaining? Blue states make the most money and if we succeeded we would probably have universal health care and education, and so many more programs. Is it time?

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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

So my understanding is that during the shut down ICE and Secret Service should not be getting paid. How long till they quit? That leaves him with no defense or offense. Is Trump REALLY willing to play Chicken with his life? I mean… Fuck it I can wait for someone with good aim. No skin off my ear.

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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

“Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.” -Margery Williams

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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

I hope the military band together and overthrow him. I hope they take the oath to the constitution seriously. I hope he gets Julius Caesar’ed. Pretty sure I can say that because he is too dumb to know what that means anyway.

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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Cocomelon going hard as hell!

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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Life advice: Don’t buy cheap windshield wiper fluid.

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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

All work safety videos should be actor re-enactments with jaunty piano music and three stooges sound effects.

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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I really want to unwind in the Caldera mines right now.

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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Look, If you want to put up your racist ass statues and rename your forts to traitors, because of history… Then leave the rainbow walk cross alone.

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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Trump is taking control of the D.C. police and calling in the National Guard because he is saying crime is too high, despite the numbers showing that violent crimes across the board are actually down in the city by 20% or more in most categories. So my question is… HOW MANY KIDS DID THIS GUY FUCK?

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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Someone should make a video game licensed by IKEA. It’s a puzzle game where you put things together with clues and sometimes have to do fetch or find quests for missing items. There could be horror elements of being trapped in IKEA and your only sustenance is Swedish Meatballs.

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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Buffy and Angel is a way better love story than Bella and Edward.

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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Please sign this petition to save the 988 Suicide hotline. Trevor Project does so much for young LGBTQ+ children. Having people specialized to deal with the issues and problems they face, knowing they won’t be told that how they feel is wrong is a huge life saver. actionnetwork.org/petitions/pr...

actionnetwork.org

Protect 988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline for LGBTQ+ Youth

The federal government has proposed eliminating all federal funding for the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline’s LGBTQ+ Youth Specialized Services – a program that provides emergency crisis support to LGBT...

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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Look how pretty she is when she falls down Now there's no beauty in bleeding meowscara.

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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Awww… Elon and Donnie are having their gay breakup. Careful Elon you might end up swinging from your belt in El Salvador.

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Alexis Auldrich @greytony.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Marissa Nehlsen is living proof vampires exist. This lady is a grandma and looks like she may be in her 30’s at most, a billionaire, (probably from living for 1000’s of years and amassing wealth) and look at those fangs. New crush unlocked. Author of “Live Life Rich”.

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