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Exxon Valdeez Nuts

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Majestic, barrel-chested, the envies of all ornithologies.

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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
It’s beginning to feel like his resignation would be the compromise.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Did my man dirty.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Finally, the cure to the male loneliness epidemic.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
“For example, when my wife is on the phone talking to her mom. Do I know it for a fact that she’s talking about my sexual inadequacies? No, but I do lose sleep over it.”
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I’m gonna burn em even harder.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
The 49ers when half the league is on IR.
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bane from the dark knight rises is wearing a mask and saying `` you merely adopted the fud , i was born into it ''
ALT: bane from the dark knight rises is wearing a mask and saying `` you merely adopted the fud , i was born into it ''
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Jake Moody lookin smug AF on his couch rn.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Surely this will distract from the Epstein files
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Jon Moxley in the main event of a ppv.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
This cage set up is really neat but amazing bitching the feed every 5 seconds is some bullshit.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
The perfect bellwether for whether or not someone is capable of critical thought is how they feel about Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Of course it was Darby in the body bag. Who else was it gonna be?
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Most murderous dictator of the 21sf century…so far
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
“We’re sitting on a gold mine with this tweener thing that I totally did on purpose and wasn’t at all a result of my bad self-booking that painted me into a weird corner that felt disconnected from the show. Also my wife was definitely integral to the success of the show.”
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I had absolutely no opinions on the Epstein thing aside from him being a bad guy who deserved bad things. Now I’ve never been more confident in a conspiracy and government cover up. What kind of pilled is that?
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Big day for the word ‘bawdy’
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
MJF in Chicago: “I’m the best in the world” It’s always phuck Phil in these streets, kid.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
If you felt politically attacked by Superman it’s because your politics are fascism
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
It’s gonna be so funny if that’s actually sting in the front row
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Nuremberg 2: electric boogaloo.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Vipress on collision? Hoodslam represent.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
This is gonna be the final thing I think before I die. Likely in said camp.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Gerard Way watched the towers fall on 9/11, said “how can I make this about me” and proceeded to make some of the most unabashedly queer art of the decade. We Stan a stunt queen.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Classic win-win proposition there.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Are people unfamiliar with the type of guy that chooses to live in northern Idaho?
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
If the U.N. Decided to label us a hermit kingdom and cut us off from polite society that would be more than fair.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
It offends me to my core that this guy gets to claim anything relating to punk. He’s cashing blood money checks from a fascist regime, signed by a corporation that supports another fascist regime. Genuinely gross.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Watching AEW asynchornously while not having twitter has vastly enhanced my experience of the product. Also arena Mexico looks sick on tv.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
The propaganda I’m falling for:
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
May takeaway from Thekla’s debut match is that Queen Aminata rules.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Step 1: Brody King wears a defund ICE shirt in arena Mexico next week. Step 2: strap him up Step 3: profit.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Idk man. I’m supposed to take my son to LA in like 5 days to go to Disneyland and universal. How do you just go on vacation when democracy is actively crumbling?
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Remember when we liberated Afghanistan?
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Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Hey um…I’m starting to think we might live in a fascist police state?
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
🅰️🚕
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I see lots of talk about abolishing ice and while I do consider myself to have very Parisian sensibilities, I still like my drinks cold.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Punk’s not dead.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
…are we pretending the parade isn’t for the fuhrer’s party?
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
“You know how fascist regimes project authority by removing any sense of color or joy?” Presidential portrait artist: “say not more fam, I got you”
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
“Everything millennial is cool again.” Oh ya? Then why do the teens mock my skinny jeans?
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
No she didn’t. She’s deeply stupid. And so are you for repeating this.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Fuck now they’re never gonna find him.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
We are literally cooked.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
*buys a car that only ever served as an identity marker and status symbol because it was never a good car* “Guys, not everything is political”
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
This would be cool AF on tv.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
It’s totally fine for wrestlers to want to win a match and main event the most important show in company history.
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
It’s cliche to say this shit is like 1984 but they’re literally the ones always talking about freedom.
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