Wine, Politics, M:TG, Derby, Urban Affairs, Travel. Probably bad puns. All views expressed here are actually yours; sorry, I don't make the rules. they/them To

Cynicism as a Service (65+% uptime, I like to sleep). My opinions belong to your employer, unless you work for my employer. In that case they are yours now (so

Living in a 1930s house in California, so there's a significant risk of old-house stories. Otherwise, expect some combination of cooking, computers, biochemistr

Desperately seeking a home, life-partner, & realistic optimism. The anti-intellectualism, anti-science, ignorance, antipathy, bigotry, corpo/authoritarian-bootl

Lizard wizard, law frog.

Godzilla vibes Consumate professional terminally online pigeon. Pro closed captioner for audio books. Pigeon/bird. First pope of Ornitheology. Boring & blan

I mostly just reply to stuff with piss-takes —frequently a fool. He/Him, all opinions expressed are quite possibly poorly thought out. I'm on Germ DM 🔑 anchr:

Technician/artist. Googly-eye enthusiast. Several kinds of nerd. Unusual skill set. Toronto, Ontario. he/him.

she/ her . museum collections professional. Lifelong Maryland resident. Talks about museums, horror, video games, science, politics, and pop culture. Views are

RPG Enthusiast Comics Historian Hot Take Reskeeter I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm trying to fix it. He/him

Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

Just when I thought it was safe to be bored ....

I'm broke so asking me for $ is useless. Despite this header my posts are pretty positive tho. I like learning about game dev. She/her. My pfp is currently uni

He/They Ace night shift nerd who browses bluesky instead of working because my boss either won't or cannot physically stop me

Coder, pun perpetrator Grumpiness elemental Hyperbole abuser Bitter, bites Wait, no, shit, "bits and bytes" Don't put words in my mouth It's not my fault you

I’m PROBABLY not the most boring person alive. Just this guy, you know? He/Him

Screenwriter (Sonic the Hedgehog movies, Violent Night). Violent Night 2 in theaters December 4, 2026!

married cishet white guy but worse somehow let's go mets, baby, love da mets anti-car, anti-border https://swizzard.pizza https://github.com/swizzard