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I'm broke so asking me for $ is useless. Despite this header my posts are pretty positive tho. I like learning about game dev. She/her. My pfp is currently uni the cat who has an account on here

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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 11h
i really want to play deadlock but i dont have an invite :((( the new characters look sick
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 21h
being taught just a smidgen of latin has precisely one benefit: being able to laugh at stupid product names that are just a random latin word, such as “NIVEA Sunscreen” Nivea basically means snow-white. Wow looky here at "White Sunscreen," such a standout-feature. Also makes their slogan much worse.
Partial screenshot of Nivea sun care product's webpage's slogan: NIVEA IS FOR SKIN. which if you know the latin word translates into White is for skin or to be more precise: Snow-white is for skin. yikes
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
installed an anticheat test taking browser on my laptop and it immediately showed a popup of "you will have to exit sb keyloggger to use this browser" which is a fun way to learn that apparently HP laptops w/ windows 11 business come with a keylogger for some reason??? I see why linux exists now
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Theme: Star wars trilogy's quality is based on the # of lucases working on it: OG trilogy: 2 Lucases. Best Prequels: 1 Lucas. Cool ideas but executed poorly bc no 1 could tell George no on his stupid ideas. Sequel trilogy: No Lucases. Clearly needed an overarching plot that was planned in advance.
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cyber professional @permadeath.com · 25/09/2026
deep affinity for Anxiety Music. music you could kill a horse with. the bad stuff
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is what the Internet was made for
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my pitch to Nintendo for metroid ravenous is that it should be possible for you to disrupt a bosses opening monologue either by trying to eat them right away #metroid #metroidravenous #samus
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
either scarlet hollow (horror vn set in small-town WV) is really relatable or i desperately need to leave my appalachian-adjacent hometown #scarlethollow
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've reaized that the only pieces if art ive bought w/ the intention of hanging up are both a.) from a local co-op art gallery and b.) boths main subjects are cats i am apparently nothing if not consistent
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
had a random idea for a control scheme: character goes in the direction of the mouse but clicking the mouse toggles the movement on/off. does anyone know of a game that does something like this? i think it'd be cool for a simple platformer with a jump button but no other key inputs #gamedev
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just bought ynglet and have been having a really lovely time so far! It's by Nifflas, the Knytt dev and looks like a kid drew a microscope slide of pond water from memory. Its movement is really fun, it has very customizable difficulty, had a demo, & is on sale for $3.19 rn so i rlly recommend it
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Save 60% on Ynglet on Steam
In Ynglet, you jump, dash, slide, bounce and float your way through an abstract, effervescent sky. Melt into the reactive, dynamic soundtrack, while beautiful colors make every moment a visual treat.
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Majoras mask is the only game I've seen that uses racism as a gating mechanic (the bomber squad won't give you a notebook until you're un-Deku planted) #majorasmask #majora
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Meg @prayingmantis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This headline is sending me
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Texas police department ordered closed for failing to provide any benefit to community
Disbanding of department in Trinidad comes after arrest of a resident for posting about issues with local water supply
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran taking the truly unique “I respect Macklemore as an artist, but not as a person” stance
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm not complicit! Don't put in the newspaper that I'm complicit!
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Mount Trevorest @mounttrevorest.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As of now, Coyote vs Acme.
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Coyote Vs Acme Tweety Bird
Alt: John Cena as Buddy Crane from "Coyote vs. Acme" strangling Tweety Bird.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In 1999, we surfed the Web. Now we comb through it like a fantasy hero. Which posts are treasure, and which are deadly Mimics? What's real, and what's an impersonator trying to steal my attention? Worse: reading all this bland AI monoculture text leads to us thinking bland AI monoculture thoughts.
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AI hypervigilance is now an omnipresent cognitive load for your users
AI may make your job easier, but that effort has just been shifted onto your users. They are noticing it and they hate it.
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 14/09/2026
Case in point: The best thing I can come up with to describe Rain world is 'Like a 2D STALKER for David Attenborough fans'. A physics-driven immersive sim precision platformer set in an unpredictable, pointedly unfair living ecosystem.
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yesterday I read Mark Twains War Prayer illustrated by Seymour Chwast and wow. It's a searing condemnation of using religousity and patriotism to start wars. I thought that the text was written in the aftermath of WWI, but no it was published in 1910, Twain was just that prescient.
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I never played Mass Effect but found this piece rlly good "An artist, ideally, should desire to make art, yet routinely, they have been made to Give The Fans What They Want instead by the circumstances of production, or the desire for fan response, even if too much sugar will rot your teeth."
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The Last Mass Effect 3 Ending Post
No esteemed deed is commemorated here.
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i was like dang :( scrolling bsky is too depressing i should read something from my graphic novel/comic library apps shelf and for reasons unknown to me picked Mark Twains War Prayer (1910) illustrated by Seymour Chwast which needless to say did not help
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 04/02/2025
ASCII roguelikes are the most epistolary game genre because they're letters moving back and forth
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i learned that Cat Manning is changing jobs, and i know she loves modding the sims. i also know of a sims-like videogame, paralives, that is trying to make its gameplay more interesting. this is extremely unlikely but I'm just posting this in case its true as proof that my prediction was true
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i kinda love how Ohio, the most focus-tested-to-nothing state's northern border is defined by Lake Spooky
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i think 9/11 jokes and charlie kirk jokes both make the case that a shitload of americans are grossed out by cynically mawkish displays of sentimentality and their response is to be gross in turn because what better to fight grossness than grossness
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
reading Kotaku on their website is funny bc the article will be this fun little piece about the double jump sound effect in this PS2 game and then the comment section will be a bunch of miserable bigots talking about how you can't make a game w/ a fart sound effect anymore. bc of woke
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love account labelers. yes i would in fact want to know when steam joined bluesky (November 2024)
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ive been playing thousand hells and tho i know the high amount of RNG is divisive, it works for me bc the heists are short, so the equivalent of missing a 95% shot doesnt hurt as much, and also bc of how much #1000hells feels like a book. i don't get mad when a book character fails at something
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i bought thousand hells today bc i saw it advertised on bsky and seemed like itd be up my alley and then when i looked at the store page i saw i owned literally all of the games it had bundles with lol #thousandhells #1000hells
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Despite looking like a straight woman i apparently have a certain "gay ne sais quoi" that causes my parents l to think i would like to attend my college's LGBTQ+ club bc i would "get along great" w/the ppl there
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
everytime i have to do a poorly-defined assignment in excel my brain decides to treat it like im trying to defuse a bomb that will blow up my family in 10 seconds
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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My understanding of the Trinity is basically “Any explanation of it that makes sense is heretical. The more sense it makes the more hereticaler it is.”
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🎵Life is a highway I'm gonna avoid it All day long All day long🎶
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
During my exercise class today both the teacher and me learned that my dominant arm is inexplicably a quarter inch longer than the other and like genuinely how does that happen
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i saw Coyote vs Acme today, it was excellent, but since no one has said this i feel like i have to: Coyote vs Acme establishes that Foghorn Leghorn is a class traitor #coyotevsacme #acme #coyote #CVSA
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Concept: game that looks like call-of-dutybut plays like an on-rails shooter but you only control the gun. you're a cool gun so when the guy whos using you dies you get snatched up by someone else. there r no level goals but if one side wins the battle w/ or w/out your help then the level ends
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i’m just ken @shepardcdr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
hey y'all can actually read the thing where i said i'm not gonna fuck with this game before you start with the weird snark?
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
my heart says yes to soulslikes but my wrists, hands, and general twitchiness say no
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✨ Zandra Illustration ➜ Shop Open @shop.zandraillustration.com · 25/08/2026
I love her but I wish people wouldn't say there will never be another like her. She put in the work to enable hope, charity, and success in others every day & would want us to believe that a future of generosity & kindness is still deserved & possible even if she's gone now. We can all enable it.
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@emilyrcwilson.bsky.social i have another odyssey adaption for you to review...
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Kam Konek @kamkonek.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is that shit I like to see @iznaut.com @chucktowski.com
Notes
Custodial History
This booklet was purchased for the Video Game History Foundation by izzy kestrel, using funds donated by the Chuck Zimmerheld Gex For The Children Fund
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
nothing is worse than a videogame that has so much potential yet is flawed in specific and solvable or atl mitigatable ways. i try to play the game and but cant stop myself from imagining what it'd be like if it was good
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"youre only 6 degrees of separation from anyone else in the world" sounds fun until you learn that you're only 3 degrees from Natalie Harp (as a child, one of my close relatives took music lessons from Natalie Harps mom and was friends with her sister and knew Natalie but wasn't friends w her)
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I tried to make a WordPress site and it glitched in 3 separate ways can't believe this is the most popular platform for blogs
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you're trying to animate a cat running from the side and cant find good refrence footage, look no further than www.royalacademy.org.uk/art-artists/... its the clearest cat runcycle ive ever seen
royalacademy.org.uk
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
an account with this avatar was just loved for who they truly are
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If youre feeling down, i highly recommend reading this delightful palette cleanser of a piece
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 16/08/2026
oh your entire industry is crumbling because of externalities outside your control? Have you thought of starting a patreon so that you have to do a bunch of extra work on top of that?
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Im trying to play Forza Horizon 4 and this game crashes more than i do while playing it
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Playing Oblivion for the first time and liveblogging my thoughts
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