Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 12hAnother story about the school that makes kids get twitter accounts & gather a certain amount of followers as part of the curriculum. You know, teaching real world skills these students will need 000
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 29/09/2026I would say Eli Crane is aging like milk, but it's worse than that. He's aging like... Eli Crane I guess? It's grim. Dorian Greying sans portrait 030
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 29/09/2026It was a hard day. Not one of her meals was delivered when she expected them, an hour earlier than normal. The heart weeps in the face of such terrible neglect 1161
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 29/09/2026I think the secret to GBBO is the unsung cast, all the little animals in the cutaways 060
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 28/09/2026Got a ticket that one of spreadsheets was archiving history the mgr needed & now could not find. Was a little confused, thought we'd stopped writing scripts like that since it always confused people, but maybe one slipped through the cracks, I'll investigate & fix it. 140
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 28/09/2026The best sound combo is canada geese flying by with gentle rain sounds 291
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 28/09/2026It started drizzling at around 6 last night, & it hasn't stopped. It's so nice, & my dog is being so cuddly. I'm tempted to call out & spend the day lounging around with a book 2210
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 28/09/2026I want to go back to Astoria. It was so beautiful. It's too dry here 140
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 27/09/2026Fun fact! Right before I moved out my mom gifted me the Edward Scissorhands dvd & went "we've always thought you might like this, but you weren't old enough" & upon watching I was like "THIS IS A FAMILY FILM, WE COULD HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS TOGETHER. WTF!!!" 1110
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 27/09/2026I think the greatest damage my folks did to me was limiting my access to modern shows & movies, but letting me watch anything pre-80s regardless of rating. You can't tell a kid they aren't allowed to watch Smallville & then greenlight anything John Carpenter was involved in & expect a normal result 1110
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 26/09/2026You know how you get songs stuck in your head? Sometimes I get words or phrases lodged in there, & some days entire movie scenes. Today my brain has chosen to once again fixate on the "rat poop/caper" argument from invasion of the body snatchers 160
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 26/09/2026Lmao, I've been sitting on the "bring Jodi a bass" mission in Stardew for a minute, but it's the wrong season for catching them. Today I ran over to give the family their weekly gift of jam & found a bass in their trash can before walking in & it triggered the cutscene. "It smells so fresh!" LOL 090
Reposted by Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people. 562067281
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 26/09/2026Stopping the interviewer midway through so I can do a tea ceremony 2272
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 26/09/2026Should I go see resident evil this weekend? Or wait for it to stream? 350
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 26/09/2026Confession time. There's a very popular Mike Flanagan show everyone else loves & I HATED it because nobody, not once, is ever like "oh fuck, we're dealing with a vampire." You expect me to believe that in the 21st century not one of these people recognizes a goddamn vampire & acts accordingly?! 230
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 26/09/2026I am 100% convinced that this list was just somebody sitting down & writing out shows they remember watching in the last 10-20 years & taking out anything that started before 2000 050
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 25/09/2026I'm going to start a business selling dodgy supplements, but with elements of gambling, & also it's going to be an mlm. Going to rake in millions 190
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 25/09/2026This is almost correct, what you want is to add just enough lenon juice to salt that it takes on a paste like texture, that way the salt crystals are still abrasive enough to scrub off road grit & restore that "fresh off the lot" shine 171
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 24/09/2026Finally picked up the 1st Murderbot book since I really enjoyed the show. The book is fun, but, & I can't believe I'm saying this, I think the show is better. 280
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 24/09/2026Why is outlook deleting both the email I'm viewing & the next one in line today? 140
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 24/09/2026Mediterranean-ish sandwiches today. Had a totally different plan involving baba-ganoush & kebabs but realized I didn't have tahini or lemons after I started grilling eggplants, lol 🍜 4262
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 23/09/2026The arm just fell off my chair, & I wasn't even using it when it happened. Weirder still, it fell off because a bolt sheared in 2, it's not like a vibration finally rattled a screw loose or anything 380
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 23/09/2026So are there anymore potential speedbumps or is this warner bros/paramount thing a done deal now? 020
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 23/09/2026Helping someone troubleshoot a tech issue & they copied my boss on the email. My boss is tech savvy, but not detail oriented & keeps responding to her with stuff like "are you on mobile because the button layout might change with screen size" I'VE GOT IT HANDLED, STOP TRYING TO HELP 150
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 23/09/2026In my dream last night I decided to treat myself to a mocha latte & it was $10.40. In the dream I was outraged, but then this morning I was like "wait, that might be about what they are now" 2180
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 23/09/2026Salmon florentine on orzo. I didn't blanch the spinach & cooked it with the mushrooms so it got a bit sad looking 🍜 2170
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 23/09/2026WEIRD. Let the dog out while I was cooking & after a few minutes she started barking. Our neighbor just got a new dog so I assumed that was it, & grabbed my shoes to go get her. What actually was happening was the other neighbor's cat was sitting on our fence teasing her, & Zala was teaching herself 130
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 23/09/2026Hi. I know you asked for [specific thing] but I'm going to reply & ask if you want [something else] Thank you for the reply explaining why you really need [specific thing] for [purpose]. I'm now upset & going to explain how actually you should take [something else] anyway because [nonsense] 120
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 22/09/2026I like how malinois have such a fierce reputation, & yet mine just needed hugged & consoled because she sneezed really hard 080
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 22/09/2026Holy shit. This is... disturbingbuildcognitiveresonance.substack.comSPECIAL REPORT: My So-Called Alpha SchoolWhat is it like to be a student in Alpha School’s high school boot camp? 030
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 22/09/2026Breakfast of Champions* *leftover cheesy garlic bread 060
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 22/09/2026Reminded for no reason of a charity ask where we got asked to help with a rental deposit, & the person explained they had saved up for a deposit but had been having to pay application fees everywhere they tried to rent. Many people weren't actually renting units, just collecting application fees 1131
Reposted by Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 22/09/2026reminder to turn off exterior lights and draw curtains and blinds to block interior light! the children of the sky need to be able to see the stars to navigate safely :) 213959
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 22/09/2026There needs to be a word for that feeling of relief you get when you're cooking, realize you're missing a crucial ingredient & start to panic, & then realize it was just put in the wrong spot in the fridge 0110
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 21/09/2026According to my dog the most comfortable place to lounge in the house is on a human attempting to stretch their back 150
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 21/09/2026My dog likes to wait until you're in a hurry & then she gets in front of you & does these ssuuuuppppeerrrrrrrrrr languid stretches, which, respect the troll, but goddamn, sometimes you really have to pee & it's brutal 080
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 20/09/2026I'm very annoyed that this semester starts on Wednesday & I can't get into anything until then 120
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 19/09/2026So you know how if you like an animal or whatever people will start gifting you shit with that thing on it when they don't know what to get you? For me it used to be frogs which there's a whole story behind, but as I'm getting older, for reasons unclear to me, it has changed to Godzilla stuff 3201
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 19/09/2026Feeling pretty bougie 😏 *ordered some pants. Will soon have FIVE pairs of pants 2190
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 19/09/2026I've heard all the reasons why it is ridiculous to think your phone listens to you, but sometimes stuff happens that's just, if that was a coincidence it's spookier, you know? 070
Reposted by Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 19/09/2026I interrupt your timeline to bring you a wood duck wearing a leash. 14758129
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 19/09/2026Woohoo! Day 45 & I made it to room 46!!! Had like 4 steps left too. 280
Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 18/09/2026Humans were not made to spend 7 hours of a day in Zoom meetings 0162
Reposted by Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 15/09/2026I'd like to punt the new liberty mutual mascot into a trash compactor 1112
Reposted by Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿Dr. Heather Hinam 🍁 🇨🇦 @secondnaturemb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I got to enjoy both sunrise and sunset today. Both were beautiful. 130829
Reposted by Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 06/01/2024Reacher is Clifford for cops 3274