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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿

@cyaneyed.lol
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Godzilla vibes Consumate professional terminally online pigeon. Pro closed captioner for audio books. Pigeon/bird. First pope of Ornitheology. Boring & bland. You've been warned

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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 12h
Another story about the school that makes kids get twitter accounts & gather a certain amount of followers as part of the curriculum. You know, teaching real world skills these students will need
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 29/09/2026
I would say Eli Crane is aging like milk, but it's worse than that. He's aging like... Eli Crane I guess? It's grim. Dorian Greying sans portrait
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 29/09/2026
It was a hard day. Not one of her meals was delivered when she expected them, an hour earlier than normal. The heart weeps in the face of such terrible neglect
A black & tan dog with pointy ears, lounging on a brown & grey couch, head resting on a pillow. I've never been that relaxed & comfortable in my life
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 29/09/2026
I think the secret to GBBO is the unsung cast, all the little animals in the cutaways
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 28/09/2026
Got a ticket that one of spreadsheets was archiving history the mgr needed & now could not find. Was a little confused, thought we'd stopped writing scripts like that since it always confused people, but maybe one slipped through the cracks, I'll investigate & fix it.
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 28/09/2026
The best sound combo is canada geese flying by with gentle rain sounds
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 28/09/2026
It started drizzling at around 6 last night, & it hasn't stopped. It's so nice, & my dog is being so cuddly. I'm tempted to call out & spend the day lounging around with a book
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 28/09/2026
I want to go back to Astoria. It was so beautiful. It's too dry here
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 27/09/2026
Fun fact! Right before I moved out my mom gifted me the Edward Scissorhands dvd & went "we've always thought you might like this, but you weren't old enough" & upon watching I was like "THIS IS A FAMILY FILM, WE COULD HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS TOGETHER. WTF!!!"
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 27/09/2026
I think the greatest damage my folks did to me was limiting my access to modern shows & movies, but letting me watch anything pre-80s regardless of rating. You can't tell a kid they aren't allowed to watch Smallville & then greenlight anything John Carpenter was involved in & expect a normal result
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 26/09/2026
You know how you get songs stuck in your head? Sometimes I get words or phrases lodged in there, & some days entire movie scenes. Today my brain has chosen to once again fixate on the "rat poop/caper" argument from invasion of the body snatchers
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 26/09/2026
Lmao, I've been sitting on the "bring Jodi a bass" mission in Stardew for a minute, but it's the wrong season for catching them. Today I ran over to give the family their weekly gift of jam & found a bass in their trash can before walking in & it triggered the cutscene. "It smells so fresh!" LOL
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 26/09/2026
Stopping the interviewer midway through so I can do a tea ceremony
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 26/09/2026
Should I go see resident evil this weekend? Or wait for it to stream?
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 26/09/2026
Confession time. There's a very popular Mike Flanagan show everyone else loves & I HATED it because nobody, not once, is ever like "oh fuck, we're dealing with a vampire." You expect me to believe that in the 21st century not one of these people recognizes a goddamn vampire & acts accordingly?!
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 26/09/2026
I am 100% convinced that this list was just somebody sitting down & writing out shows they remember watching in the last 10-20 years & taking out anything that started before 2000
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 25/09/2026
I'm going to start a business selling dodgy supplements, but with elements of gambling, & also it's going to be an mlm. Going to rake in millions
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 25/09/2026
This is almost correct, what you want is to add just enough lenon juice to salt that it takes on a paste like texture, that way the salt crystals are still abrasive enough to scrub off road grit & restore that "fresh off the lot" shine
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 24/09/2026
Finally picked up the 1st Murderbot book since I really enjoyed the show. The book is fun, but, & I can't believe I'm saying this, I think the show is better.
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 24/09/2026
Why is outlook deleting both the email I'm viewing & the next one in line today?
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 24/09/2026
Mediterranean-ish sandwiches today. Had a totally different plan involving baba-ganoush & kebabs but realized I didn't have tahini or lemons after I started grilling eggplants, lol 🍜
A naan bread with parsley yogurt sauce, lettuce, tomatoes, green olives (also out of kalamatas) & grilled piri piri steak
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 23/09/2026
The arm just fell off my chair, & I wasn't even using it when it happened. Weirder still, it fell off because a bolt sheared in 2, it's not like a vibration finally rattled a screw loose or anything
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 23/09/2026
So are there anymore potential speedbumps or is this warner bros/paramount thing a done deal now?
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 23/09/2026
Helping someone troubleshoot a tech issue & they copied my boss on the email. My boss is tech savvy, but not detail oriented & keeps responding to her with stuff like "are you on mobile because the button layout might change with screen size" I'VE GOT IT HANDLED, STOP TRYING TO HELP
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 23/09/2026
In my dream last night I decided to treat myself to a mocha latte & it was $10.40. In the dream I was outraged, but then this morning I was like "wait, that might be about what they are now"
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 23/09/2026
Salmon florentine on orzo. I didn't blanch the spinach & cooked it with the mushrooms so it got a bit sad looking 🍜
A grey plate with orzo & florentine sauce on it & a piece of broiled salmon
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 23/09/2026
WEIRD. Let the dog out while I was cooking & after a few minutes she started barking. Our neighbor just got a new dog so I assumed that was it, & grabbed my shoes to go get her. What actually was happening was the other neighbor's cat was sitting on our fence teasing her, & Zala was teaching herself
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 23/09/2026
Hi. I know you asked for [specific thing] but I'm going to reply & ask if you want [something else] Thank you for the reply explaining why you really need [specific thing] for [purpose]. I'm now upset & going to explain how actually you should take [something else] anyway because [nonsense]
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 22/09/2026
I like how malinois have such a fierce reputation, & yet mine just needed hugged & consoled because she sneezed really hard
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 22/09/2026
Holy shit. This is... disturbing
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SPECIAL REPORT: My So-Called Alpha School
What is it like to be a student in Alpha School’s high school boot camp?
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 22/09/2026
Breakfast of Champions* *leftover cheesy garlic bread
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 22/09/2026
Reminded for no reason of a charity ask where we got asked to help with a rental deposit, & the person explained they had saved up for a deposit but had been having to pay application fees everywhere they tried to rent. Many people weren't actually renting units, just collecting application fees
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 22/09/2026
reminder to turn off exterior lights and draw curtains and blinds to block interior light! the children of the sky need to be able to see the stars to navigate safely :)
birdcast forecasting 336 million birds on the move tonight
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 22/09/2026
There needs to be a word for that feeling of relief you get when you're cooking, realize you're missing a crucial ingredient & start to panic, & then realize it was just put in the wrong spot in the fridge
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 21/09/2026
According to my dog the most comfortable place to lounge in the house is on a human attempting to stretch their back
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 21/09/2026
The gold lich can't hurt you, it's not real
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 21/09/2026
My dog likes to wait until you're in a hurry & then she gets in front of you & does these ssuuuuppppeerrrrrrrrrr languid stretches, which, respect the troll, but goddamn, sometimes you really have to pee & it's brutal
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 20/09/2026
I'm very annoyed that this semester starts on Wednesday & I can't get into anything until then
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 19/09/2026
So you know how if you like an animal or whatever people will start gifting you shit with that thing on it when they don't know what to get you? For me it used to be frogs which there's a whole story behind, but as I'm getting older, for reasons unclear to me, it has changed to Godzilla stuff
A tshirt my dad got me with a picture of the og godzilla in green & black with red rays behind it. I'm confused, but not unhappy
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 19/09/2026
Feeling pretty bougie 😏 *ordered some pants. Will soon have FIVE pairs of pants
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 19/09/2026
I've heard all the reasons why it is ridiculous to think your phone listens to you, but sometimes stuff happens that's just, if that was a coincidence it's spookier, you know?
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 19/09/2026
I interrupt your timeline to bring you a wood duck wearing a leash.
A wildlife expert stands at an event table behind a wood duck. The wood duck wears a harness and leash for security.Duck wearing a harness
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 19/09/2026
Woohoo! Day 45 & I made it to room 46!!! Had like 4 steps left too.
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 18/09/2026
Vendetta. The scents of unstoppable passion
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 18/09/2026
Humans were not made to spend 7 hours of a day in Zoom meetings
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 17/09/2026
Hi Outlook. Are you having a stroke?
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Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 15/09/2026
I'd like to punt the new liberty mutual mascot into a trash compactor
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Dr. Heather Hinam 🍁 🇨🇦 @secondnaturemb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I got to enjoy both sunrise and sunset today. Both were beautiful.
The orange glow of the sun just breaking the horizon lights up the wispy clouds above. The light is reflected in the rippled lake water and bounces off the wet bow of a blue kayak at sunrise. The setting sun lights up the clouds above in a blaze of orange and red behind the tall spires of spruce trees that line a long gravel road that trails off to the far left of the photo.
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
Reacher is Clifford for cops
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