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Garlax, The Weasel King

@garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
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I’m PROBABLY not the most boring person alive. Just this guy, you know? He/Him

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mossybadger.bsky.social @mossybadger.bsky.social · 15h
Impeachment wise, sure. But when the actual trials start, Marco needs to be front and center.
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 3h
Every time there's a quiet bit of down time in my ttrpgs- "Night falls. Day breaks."
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 4h
these fucking ghouls should never know a day of peace for the rest of their lives
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 17h
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 5h
Top ten most played (on Steam anyway): 1. Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous 2. Grim Dawn 3. Crusader Kings 2 4. Stellaris 5. Starbound 6. Skyrim 7. Crusader Kings 3 8. Rimworld 9. Tales of Maj’eyal 10. Dragon Age Origins
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OtakuNoCreepo 🎃🇺🇦🇵🇸 @wessoman.bsky.social · 5h
In light of Reagan's deal with Iran to release the hostages, and his secret arming of the contras with a weapons pipeline to Iran, Reagan was most definitely a traitor.
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JBR @jetblackraider.itch.io · 11h
Commorragh working as a real city is so important 2 my heart
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 9h
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 8h
No matter how bleak things may seem, just remember that in the 1960s the US Coast Guard received reems of earnest letters begging them to save those poor castaways on Gilligan's Island.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For everyone who spent #MeToo fretting “what if this goes too far?”—be of good cheer! It turns out we didn’t go too far at all! It turns out we didn’t nearly far enough! Good job guys!
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we’ve been hearing about “limousine liberals” for 40 fucking years, and it’s total projection from these idiots
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Amaranth M @jazzelves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bro! Tell me we still know how to speak about drivers! In the old days, everyone knew what men were; Fast, Furious, glory-bound. Only stories now, but I'll sound the Family's song, hoarded for hungry times.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 03/10/2026
*record scratch* Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation… (reposted with alt text because this is an absolute treasure. Photo credit: Kevin Lohman @kevinlohman.bsky.social)
Professional photograph of a squirrel leaping down from a branch at a very startled-looking owl. The owl’s yellow eyes are wide as it looks over its shoulder up at the squirrel who clearly has zero regard for his own life, his mouth open as if shouting WITNESS ME, or potentially some sort of justification for this surprise attack, Inigo Montoya style. Whatever the Owl has to say in return is definitely in all caps. 

Caption reads: 
CALIFORNIA POST
California squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
While never great, pneumonic plague outbreaks happen every few years and there is a pretty good protocol for containing them and treating victims.
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Willa @willawillnot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
creating an environment where rape victims like myself, who believe nuanced things about how to respond to rapists as a society, are *required* to disclose what happened to us in order to stave off incredibly loud and angry responses from other victims, is a problem. it's harmful.
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roterote @roterote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The US Democrats need to look at their next Presidency as an endless sprint to obliterate MAGA, every day for years. Until the cancer is gone then there should be no time wasted on MAGA tears or conciliation. Only endless justice and rebuilding the democracy. Govern like every day is the last day.
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The whole “Pope vs AI” thing has got me reading Wikipedia about papal history, and now I’m reading about antipopes, and the modern versions contain some truly entertaining stuff. “Self-trained […] dentist” is a horrifying set of words.
A section of text from Wikipedia reading “A self-trained Colombian dentist, Hurtado believed he would be the pope to succeed Pius XI. After being mocked for his belief following Pius' death and rejected by the Vatican, he declared himself the antipope and established a journal, El Emmanuel, to spread his beliefs. He never gained much of a following outside his hometown of Barbosa and was buried as a Roman Catholic.[40]”
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I only caught the tail end of actually driving in this era, but I spent a lot of time trying to navigate for my parents. My dad always makes sure the car has a bundle of maps- “just in case”- to this day. (By the time I was driving you’d print out Google Maps or maybe Mapquest directions)
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh gods above and below a loud chewer is sitting near me at the cafe. It’s busy enough moving‘s not really feasible but… augh.
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, now I’m worried my friend group is going to have a blow up because the newbie GM is taking things too serious. *sigh* I get that she wants it to be a horror game, but I’m not sure CoC is going to go the way she wants as *horror* and I have a sinking suspicion that her feelings will be hurt.
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Rhodie the Starhound @starhound.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"We have successfully banned teenagers from existing in our shopping center." immediately becomes "WHY IS NO ONE SHOPPING AT OUR SHOPPING CENTER?!" And it does it every time
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The cats say hello! Air conditioning means they aren’t concerned about the warm weather being back.
A black and white is sprawled on her side in a grey, shark-themed cat bed atop a white ikea dresser. She’s looking at the camera with an expression somewhere between quizzical and irritated.A grey and white cat crouches half in a sun beam on a faux Persian rug. He looks at the camera wide-eyed.
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🌱Elaine Lithgow🌱 @elainelithgow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Running a TTRPG adventure that you wrote is the polar opposite of 'Death Of The Author'. 'The Author Is In The Room And They're Trying To Kill You.'
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 01/10/2026
Exactly. You don't "debate" Yuddites/rationalists for the exact same reason we (mostly) finally figured out that it's a waste of time to "debate" Creationists.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
okay I'm sorry to literally beg for this, I've done part time jobs and you all have been amazing sponsoring for me doing work around the community But I go 1400 a month rent is due at the end of the month and I'm freaking out, they can delay it until the 8th but I think I honestly can't pay it
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
don’t turn my mailman into a cop, that sucks
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh man, I still have a couple of the old ones from the 3.x days in my saved images. I NEED THIS.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
mindflakes
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Teaching the new intern all the keyboard shortcuts except for one that I can use to defeat him if he ever chooses to betray me
8:33 AM • Jun 9, 2025
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His Bark Materials🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌌 @oneiriccanid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is no hell hot enough for these monsters.
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Actually, more on that. I'm going to use 3e and 4e as my examples because I was paying attention to those bits. This is not about the actual D&D editions and more about what they did setting-wise! When 3e rolled in, WotC did a couple REALMS SHAKING EVENTS- the return of the city of Shade...
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah... my mom sent us to daycare and pre-K as a stay at home mom. She needed time to herself. Time to nap, to work on her own stuff, even just to do chores and errands you can't do with a 4 year old and a 2 year old screaming and running around.
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Alright, people have had a lot of BG3 takes recently, at least partly due to the Astarion book. I mostly don't care that much, but my anxiety has decided to make today mostly a loss, so I'm going to focus on how warped the ideas around ((REVERB)) CANON ((/REVERB)) get.
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Ian / Sìne @vonaether.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
EXCUSE ME, IN OUR HOUSE WE CALL EXOCET THE PLANESCAPE FONT
The 1994 Planescape logo, with the Lady of Pain's face in the centre, and "PLANE" "SCAPE" written to either side in the Exocet font by Emigre. It would be used two years later for Diablo.
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💫Allison Cassandra Ashtear🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @jayeallisonashtear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m going to launch a patreon drive, to get my monthly patreon income up to a certain level AND to just..remind myself to use it more, because I neglect it way too much.
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah. It sucks. Has to be done, don’t get me wrong- and when I have I haven’t *regretted* it, but I don’t have very many friends and there’s a reason for that. Lot of people will take “not rocking the boat” over “slightest bit of moral clarity”
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You have to flush these in the right order (which is based on playing a theme with the pitch of the flushes) to open the secret room. (This is the worst Myst rip off.)
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T.L.Webb @dallaswordnerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#WorldOfDarkness
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026
Recent Events have me once again considering: the cube
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know it’s not the point, and that in this day and age it’s actually normal. But the idea of coordinating with grandparents with a shared calendar (or even just a group chat) is wild to me.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
thank god there are people out there trying to prevent the eternal scourge of CatDogs
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also, as I’ve reminded people many times before, cat eyes don’t work like human eyes do. Tuned for different wavelengths, different shaped pupils, and different density of receptors on the retina. The laser classifications are for your eyes. Lasers aren’t toys. Never have been. Not even for pets.
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If children had any political power, instead of being treated like property, we wouldn't be in such a mess. Exhibit A: Attacks on Critical Race Theory started in schools as "parents' rights" and book bans-- within 7 years, this morphed into an anti-DEI purge of adults in workplaces and academia.
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Kaitlin Ruiz @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if we were numerate enough--if we understood how many women and girls are made sacrifice to the altar of promising young men with bright futures--we might not survive it. accounting for that loss will take the rest of my life, and yours. but we've got to; that's the only way of killing the thing.
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akirako saint-just @akirakosaintjust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hate the word "bullying" and i hate its spread to non-english-speaking societies. it implies what goes on at school is general meanness, calling names, maybe some hurtful pranks. but what it actually is, is unspeakable violence, physical and sexual as well as psychological. fuck "bullying"
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
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Dr Katie Twomey @k2mey.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
This is quite cool. My university is the first organisation in the world to force Microsoft to allow us to turn off copilot summaries in Word 365, after a backlash against it from staff (including, very vocally, me). That cannot have been easy for our heroic IT people so hats very much off to them!
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Lillian Hochwender (a.k.a. Lillie) @ligerlillie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I continue to hate that the “computer-illiterate elderly people falling prey to computer-oriented scams” demographic seems to include every American politician.
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Victoria Strauss @victoriastrauss.com · 28/09/2026
More evidence of the hidden ways in which LLMs are powered by (likely exploited and poorly paid) humans
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Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seriously though: speaking as someone who voted in the primaries for him, but voluntarily voted for the D candidates in the general, I think we've reached Bernie's expiration date
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