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Timothy Chalmette

@little-eff.bsky.social
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Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Broken glass is luxury
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jeesus, this human stain searches his own fucking name.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And here’s Flyface. What’s his deal? He’s a fat lawyer. And he’s always got flies flying around his face. More great characters at www.dicktracymuseum.com/new-page-1
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And again
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There it is again
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You and me both, request.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Damn I really seem to be missing out by not getting into Reels.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A Mini Doc About how they made the first couple of games is now out on YouTube.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dropping phone
A cool guy talking on a tin can phone
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For some reason the mention of these three exact acts is enough to make me finally check out Angine de Poitrine. I'll report back later.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The King of All Cosmos expresses awe at all of the things on Earth.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got a snippet of a song I heard years ago stuck in my head the other day and it took some time but I tracked it down. It was okay as things go. But in searching for it I saw contemporary reviews of the album and good god I don't know how anyone involved is still alive.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mais fucking oui! That looks gorgeous.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I really love the sick-to-my-stomach feeling I get when I hear a jet rip overhead. Is it because I don't live under active airspace anymore or because of the constant sense that everything could go wrong?
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Going back to sleep next to the bedtime sweetie pie.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Man, you're not going to let me let this conversation drop are you? Okay, let it rip. Brag on.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Expenses do be piling
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I was all laughs and "not my problem" when Google killed things until iGoogle got the axe.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It never stops being funny seeing the arguments and pretzel logic on display when people insist on nailing down some sort of chronological continuity among the Zelda games. Such determination to find something of zero consequence to argue about.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I never think to say thanks when @dasharez0ne.bsky.social stuff arrives. So thanks @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social for some good art.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm just remembering that we're in campaign season and data center stance is becoming more and more of a talking point. That's bound to put a multiplier on the monthly "our machine is so powerful give us money" cycle.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“It seems like it’s really real so all of you people who hate it need to just prepare for it.” How? How do you think we should prepare for the endlessly self-improving machine that is connected to everything and never sleeps? What do we do?
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I get the need to be polite and professional and generally accommodating of little mistakes at work, but so help me god. If you are asking if someone saw the email less than five minutes after it was sent, it should be expected that you will accept whatever response you get without complaint.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I just had a really good idea. When I see a story about something bad the gov is doing I'm going to let everyone know what movie that idea is closest to so we can all know that that bad idea has already been thought about and it is truly bad because maybe some people don't know what could happen.🧠
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Shodan Safari @shodansafari.lol · 07/09/2026
ASN: AS2518 Location: Tokyo, JP Added: 2026-09-06T02:04 #shodansafari #infosec
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
New schedule just posted for open enrollment and it's only a hundred dollars more a week. Greatest healthcare system IN THE WORLD!
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
25 years...
static.klipy.com
Breaking Bad: Walter White's Fall
Alt: A middle-aged man collapses to the ground a sobs
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
These Days: Home Edition Your stomach is feeling ever so slightly uncomfortable. Quick! Have you eaten anything unusual in the last 24 hours? Try asking your partner without causing alarm! Search for recall information without getting derailed by quackery! It's fun for one and all!
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I understand the slide from et cetera to ex cetera. I don't like it, but I understand it. A vendor just dropped "eggcedra" in a presentation and that feels a like a little too far.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Everyone's got their reporting beefs these days, so here we go: I am tired of people reporting on this government's activities from a framing of they are a normal administration making astonishingly wrong decisions. They are clearly tearing everything down and it should be reported as such.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You love to see it, folks.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Pesto, I love that stuff.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I want a donut.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
lol and lmao
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There's a lot I hate about Google. A whole lot. But you know what they do that Proton doesn't? Send you a fucking heads up that your subscription is going to renew in the near future instead of just popping up and saying "Thanks for your money!"
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The replies on here are an embarrassingly perfect mix of the hell that is dealing with users who cannot read and typical bskybrain. It's a feature I hadn't thought much about and learning about it sent me off to flip the toggle. Neat.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I just woke up and am taking notes about my dream. This stuff feels like the right blend of banal and inexplicable to fit right in.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Happy to have had this offered up today among all the blobs of slop. youtu.be/CdVvAkFexWc?...
youtu.be
Augustus Pablo - THE HEAVIEST DUBS & VERSIONS - A DJ Mix by Mista Savona
YouTube video by Mista Savona [Savona Records]
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
THis is where I post from, so when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to
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A Whole Damn Town! @im.a.whole.damn.town · 21/08/2026
Twin Peaks: A river at night, obscured by trees.
A river at night, obscured by trees. Twin Peaks S01E05 - The One-Armed Man.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
When it was the Gulf of Mexico I could see weather all the way out there. Now that it’s the Gulf of America I can’t. What did we gain?
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ooh dang there's a 4k restoration of Kwaidan coming soon and hot diggity damn.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
After a year in The Sarcophagus my concept of mortality is filed down to a nub. I am something of an acrobat now and enjoy playing out experiments in my various gardens. My senses itch and bleed at the wonders I perceive every second that I breathe. I don't know that I can return to life here, tbh.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"It's got Shane Gillis in it. I dunno if y'all are familiar with him." 🦗 "He just won a world record for most people in attendance at a comedy show." 🦗 "He does a lot of jokes about 'mentally challenged people'." 🦗 "Yeah, he brought back the hard r. Anyway, it's a pretty good show."
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That's one hell of a deep dive, slopper. I feel like I could give an hour long presentation of how password management works now.
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If your car is running low on motor oil, a 50/50 blend of transmission fluid and extra virgin olive oil will do in a pinch.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
80F at sunrise. 77% humidity. At least there’s no breeze while I attempt yard work before it gets hot.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Waking up this morning and seeing this image and the post it is a reply and wondering what this Friday holds.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
After spending the last half hour filling out new patient forms with my new dentist, I am going to rise bodily into heaven if I am asked anything more than "How's your day going?" when I check in.
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Timothy Chalmette @little-eff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This guy raises a good point, but as outlined at the link below they keep a lot of bad stuff out of our country including toys that have lead in them. bsky.app/profile/dsou...
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