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He/They Ace night shift nerd who browses bluesky instead of working because my boss either won't or cannot physically stop me

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HowDoIPunch @howdoipunch.bsky.social · 31m
I'd settle for some kind of a Sidewalk Spam
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HowDoIPunch @howdoipunch.bsky.social · 21h
how do i like a skeet twice
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 23h
static shock live action when
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 22h
Being shocked that Rage Against the Machine aren’t democrats is just as funny as being shocked they aren’t republicans.
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HowDoIPunch @howdoipunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
im so fucking tired bruh
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HowDoIPunch @howdoipunch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
-guy whose ENTIRE job for the last 30 years has been messaging
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-w…
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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James Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This video comes from filmthepoliceLA. I won’t post his name but he’s been doing great work for a very long time and he’s being ripped off by someone who watermarked this. here’s the post x.com/FilmThePolic...
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Film The Police LA (@FilmThePoliceLA) on X
Karen Bass’s LAPD is openly defying a judge’s order to turn over LAPD moonlighting documents. I believe these records will show LAPD officers are working for ICE contractors.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lol
Israel ישראל

@Israel
Normalize saying “I don’t know enough about this.”
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Mary Grace @emgeekay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is true. The US regime are terrorists. www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
theguardian.com
Iran’s president says his country’s people have been ‘victims of terrorism’ by the United States - live
Masoud Pezeshkian says ‘we have only defended ourselves’ as US delegation walks out during his speech
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Dr. DooDiddle theonion.com/dr-doodiddle
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Dr. DooDiddle
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Colorado Socialist ☭🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 ♿ @leftwardswing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you want REAL change, elect Socialists!! ✊ 🔸DoorDash Agrees To $131 Million Settlement With New York City Over Wage Theft Claims. The Mamdani administration said the settlement is the largest labor enforcement action in the city’s history www.huffpost.com/entry/doorda... #Socialism #DSA
huffpost.com
Mamdani Delivers $131 Million Settlement For DoorDash Drivers
The Mamdani administration said the settlement is the largest labor enforcement action in the city’s history.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 14/09/2026
If after the Nuremberg laws were passed, a group of Jewish terrorists responded by killing several hundred German civilians, would that have made the Final Solution okay? No. The answer is no.
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 14/09/2026
"why dont u have an algorithm animate it for you" why dont i run u over with a citibike.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Meme with wrong and correct answers.
Wrong: AI is a threat to humanity because they're creating the god machine.
Correct: AI is a threat to humanity because it's the biggest hacking and mass surveillance system ever created. It partners with the military industrial complex to do war crimes and endless growth fuels pollution
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it's quite disturbing how many liberals on this web site are super excited to sacrifice trans people to the fucking nazis.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/09/2026
What To Know About Starbase, Louisiana theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sta…
Q: Why is Elon Musk so obsessed with space?

A: All of his kids live on Earth.
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton did a huge amount of good with wealth she largely worked to earn. 9 to 5 is a Marxist text & permeant karaoke banger. She stood with queer & trans people throughout her life & the world was a better place for having her stay a while.
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dennis @direbee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Putting the she/her in punisher
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🌒Cosmic_Flotsam🌘 @cosmicflotsam.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"TRANS PEOPLE!!! MUSLIMS!!! IMMERRGRANTS!!" bro you have salmonella and no healthcare
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HowDoIPunch @howdoipunch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In the format of the "You wouldn't download a car" meme

DORMAMU
I'VE COME TO BARGAIN
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I meant to post this last night but if you’re mad about any of the primary results you got 24 hours to bleed, try not to say anything you’ll regret in 48, and then it’s Blue No Matter Who.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/08/2026
correct are you serious about beating fascism or not? get in, we’re beating them in november you can be mad, you can be disappointed, but at the end of the day having someone with D in any and all seats is better than having someone with an R in them
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HowDoIPunch @howdoipunch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"The cylinder must NOT be harmed."
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A lot of people don’t understand that it’s all copaganda A show or movie isn’t copaganda only if it shows police in a positive light Copaganda does not even have to contain cops
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HowDoIPunch @howdoipunch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Man, I just learned about Public Universal Friend and I really, really hope it isn't a shitpost because it sounds like one and is objectively awesome.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 15/07/2026
This is yet another war crime, but please tell me again how this is just Israel defending itself.
Israel now controls up to 70% of Gaza, Security Cabinet told amid expanded IDF offensive
Under the hostage-release agreement, the IDF was expected to remain in roughly 53% of the Gaza Strip, along what became known as the Yellow Line.
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HowDoIPunch @howdoipunch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Facts
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2026
DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist
DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist
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HowDoIPunch @howdoipunch.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Phoenix Wright series getting weird
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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 19/06/2026
The Dow is over 51,000
Flesh-eating maggot outbreak puts Trump administration response under scrutiny
The New World screwworm spread from southern
Mexico to Texas in two years when the administration cut staff and funding.
Today at 5:00 a.m. EDT
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Police in Mississippi killed a 1 year old because they thought the mother was stealing diapers when she had paid for them. Black babies murdered by the state for being perceived as too poor to feed or clothe
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HowDoIPunch @howdoipunch.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I was unaware that Santa had an MTG card and that he was a mad scientist with super apes. This game must rule.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
It would be funnier if Peter Parker had invented the webshooters before he became Spiderman because then he’d just be a weird guy into goo
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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 06/06/2026
Seven months old, in his mother's arms. The IDF is a terrorist organization. Israel is a terrorist state. It is infuriating to see people on here, who now better, pretending otherwise.
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Palestinian baby shot dead by Israeli troops in occupied West Bank
The seven-month-old, Sam Fahd Abu Haikal, was in his mother’s arms when soldiers fired on family in Hebron
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HowDoIPunch @howdoipunch.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Woody is gonna have to file taxes
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🌿🌞Sarah🌛🦋 @legndofphoenix.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This is what US soldiers are doing. They aren't saving anyone.
newyorker.com
The Haditha Massacre Photos That the Military Didn’t Want the World to See
When U.S. Marines killed twenty-four people in an Iraqi town, they also recorded the aftermath of their actions. For years, the military tried to keep these photos from the public.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/05/2026
my bluesky timeline is so beautiful right now basketball, alf hog, more basketball this is what the app was meant to be
My bluesky timeline with four posts about Wemby and one post in the middle of them about Alf hog
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HowDoIPunch @howdoipunch.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Wow who could have guessed that Japan's own Star Wars franchise but with big robots could be the number one anime property.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The choice between the woman who represents the team that’s murdering your cousins and the man who desperately wants to join in on murdering your cousins isn’t a choice at all
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HowDoIPunch @howdoipunch.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Now this is pod racing
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HowDoIPunch @howdoipunch.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Legit, this game is being slept on and deserves more eyes on it
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
do you know how funny it is that the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES is so washed that people care less about his assassination "attempt" and more about a twitch streamer
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
literally NO one i know cares. no one in my circles gives a shit. even my "apolitical" (aka conservative) relatives at the bare minimum hit it with the "well THAT happened" and went back to asking who the fuck hasan piker is
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/05/2026
It's time.
An alien with a lot of eyes and tentacle arms poking their head out from under a deck. The deck is being repaired. The text reads: Somewhere in America. The alien says, "Excellent work, James! Keep it up!" and reaches its tentacle out to touch James. James replies, "Your arm is very wet. Please stop touching me." The text reads: May is Deck Safety Month! Check for: Loose hardware, rotting boards, and eroding foundations. Have your deck professionally inspected (by a human).
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/05/2026
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
He spent his time in prison translating for his comrades who didn't speak English. Then, with the noose around his neck, he said: "Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest day of my life!"
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