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Jared Adams

@jaredadams.bsky.social
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Random Canadian. I think I'm funny. Arctic, film, Cascadia, random rabbit holes, occasional pretend philosophy. As the former Governor of Minnesota once said, "Turnabout is fair play, McMahon!"

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Kevin Milligan @kevinmilligan.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Everyonehas been scouring lists of exports, seeking something that will 'hit them where it hurts'. TP, eh? Seems like @justinling.ca has found a product that fits the bill....
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
What happens when the checks and balances don't check or balance? “My dear fellow, who will let you?” “That’s not the point. The point is, who will stop me?”
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Absolutely not. It's a Weeping Angel.
Political cartoon. The Statue of Liberty taps on a massive window behind a desk, where sits Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. An aide, standing in front of the desk, looking over Trudeau's head to the window behind, says "It appears we have an unusual request for asylum, sir"

The skeet is a joke referencing the Doctor Who episode "The Angels Take Manhattan," where the Statue of Liberty is revealed to be a Weeping Angel, an animated Statue
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
He turned the Digital Service into DOGE??
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Anyone who tries to justify that it wasn't what it looked like, explain to them the Rule of Goats.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Temp in DC Monday is supposed to be minus 6 Celsius. Bring it (Minus 23°C is about minus 9°F)
Seven day forecast for Ottawa, Canada
Sunday, high of minus 11 Celsius, low of minus 20.
Monday, high of minus 15, low of minus 20
Tuesday, high of minus 13, low of minus 23
Wednesday, high of minus 11, low of minus 15
Thursday, high of minus 6, low of minus 9
Friday, high of minus 3, low of minus 9
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
"Democracy Dies in Darkness" is kinda like "Don't Be Evil" as a slogan. It's a bit worrying when you choose it, but it's a lot more worrying when you take it down
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Canada is constantly surrounded by whatnow?
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Does he think Denmark is dumping Greenland's contract for cap space?
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Hmm. What do Canada, Denmark, and Panama have in common and why is it passage from the Atlantic to the Pacific?
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Dry?! Try living it!
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Ho-ho-hold the payments.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
They had me at Mille Bornes, and then when they threw the Trust and Safety game on top of it? No-brainer.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
There are expected boiler room failures?
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I have a joke about cabinet confidences, but you won't get it for 20 years.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
False equivalency making a late push for fallacy of the year.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Lies, damn lies, statistics, and AI-generated facts.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Lot of people not understanding the importance and volume of aluminum, canola oil, and minerals, nor the source post-Ukraine invasion for some of those.
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Would love to see a Canadian pollster do something similar.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Vizzini: Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own cup, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the cup in front of you
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Democracy dies in acquiescence.
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 02/04/2024
every tech CEO right now: "we are excited to create Wintermute, from William Gibson's classic novel 'Please Don't Create Wintermute'"
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
Have we done the "Guess Gisele can't find a Fetterman" joke yet
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
Every project and business looking for VC and capital funds gonna e lined up outside Edward Rogers office Monday at 8 like "Yo Ed, heard you got upwards of $600M over 10 that's suddenly freed up, have I got an investment with an ROI for you."
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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 26/11/2023
A common trend in the imaginary behind both cryptocurrency and AI hypesterism is the projection that all human beings are inherently out to scam or trick you, which is why you need to trust this "dis"-intermediated technical black box that I happen to control to provide that service for you instead.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
Definitely hits me square in the Untalented Valley.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
I support dropping "-gate" for scandals but are we really doing "-ghazi" instead?
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
Have they tried the Jaws theme?
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
What if, and stay with me here, diplomacy requires some carefully nuanced positions, and sticking to those positions and not pushing directly to one pole or the other, is what makes diplomacy successful?
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
Hot take: some people have objectively terrible views and opinions. Others have views and opinions you just don't agree with. It's perfectly possible to voice your thoughts on those opinions and views on their own merits without, and stay with me here, commenting on their appearance.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Seems like the right time to remind people that only Sith deal in absolutes.
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Jason Sanford @jasonsanford.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
In announcing X-Twitter's ChatGPT clone Grok, Elon Musk said he was inspired to create it by The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. SMDH. I totally agree with this article that Musk is yet another CEOs who missed the point of their favorite science fiction books. Musk is totally Zaphod Beeblebrox.
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Elon Musk Loves The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Um, Has He Read It?
He’s created a chatbot about life, the universe, and jokes about pubic lice.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
The fact that X's new AI has real-time access to what has become the largest cesspool of disinformation, hate, and manipulation campaigns is the biggest reason to never, ever use or trust it.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
The fact that Elon has just named his entry into AI after a 1961 Heinlein book is telling on himself
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
Perfect timing
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
I just made an in-context "Pigs in Space" reference at work and this is an unreasonably good start to a Friday
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
These are three separate stories, but read together, it's a much different tale.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
People are afraid to elect a speaker in Washington. This is the first thing I hear when I come back to town. Blair picks me up from Reagan and mutters it under her breath as she drives up the onramp.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Clearly the Blue Jays should just sign the Phillies in the off-season.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Most recent entry into the "words that no longer mean anything" category: reckless.
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
There's nothing like a crisp fall evening to make you wish it was a warm summer evening.
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DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
The new Frontline on Elon and twitter reveals we have the "For you" tab because Biden got more likes on a superbowl "Go Eagles" tweet than Elon did for his "go eagles" tweet. He got on a plane, flew to SF from the superbowl and called a 2 am meeting to change the algorithm
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Possibly you should go out and ask the women you know about how they felt about being raped before condoning it in conflict. What's that? You say you don't know any women who were raped? A) I guarantee you're 100% wrong. B) That's be a good place to start educating yourself, wouldn't it?
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
My fellow Canadians, it is not fall, but rather the hibernation season of the maple syrup, which will emerge in the spring to run again in deliciousness
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
If you want to deploy the letter Paint it red and just walk away
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Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
...why is the BBC using facial recognition software?
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