Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 21/09/2026Redundancy it is… my position isn’t value for the company given the ability of AI 🫡 010
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 21/09/2026Coming back from a nice holiday to be told as soon as I start. We have a call booked in for you with HR 🫡 010
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 29/07/2026Is there nothing you can do when a company says 100% remote on the application. Repeat it throughout interviews and then in the final interview drop… So there is 1 or 2 days in an office per week. Its false advertising. 121
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 27/07/2026Currently rewriting lots of internal web apps from create react app to vite. Is it worth writing a blog about it all. So far biggest impact before to build on a small project was 3.9s it’s now 0.25s. Bundle size saving about 12% on average. 020
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 24/07/2026New blackbird joins the ranks 😀. Lots of hidden pumpkin seeds in the grass 😅 and meal worms 010
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 23/07/2026The layoffs AI causes by failing will outnumber the layoffs it causes by working. 020
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 25/06/2026”Design is a solution to a problem. Art is a question to a problem" 010
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 24/06/2026AI hasn’t eliminated the attack surface it’s multiplied it. Now companies are deploying the same agents that can infiltrate codebases to defend them. We’re creating new vulnerabilities, then using AI to protect against AI. Progress, or just an arms race with better marketing? 030
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 24/06/2026Have we really moved from understanding the code that’s shipped. To now relying on a clanker to help us understand it… 120
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 22/06/2026ChatGPT please turn these 10 bullet points into a document. Received document: I’m not reading all that… ChatGPT condense this to bullet points 010
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 17/06/2026I need motivation to clear out my blog draft backlog 😂 28 and counting 😭 000
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 12/06/2026Cloudflare issues are preventing me from building 😂 000
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 11/06/2026Why is there an api route for each status 😭 130
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 10/06/2026Got a huge architecturing day today and documentation 😎. 000
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 05/06/2026Culture is set by actions and not words. A culture is what you do, not what you say. 000
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 04/06/2026I’ve been put on documentation duty 😭 030
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 29/05/2026Are we going full tilt to… please maximise your tokens. Don’t use them on simple tasks pretty please 🙏. Budget properly… I can’t wait for consultants telling us how to manage our AI token allowance 😅. 141
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 27/05/2026We don’t give senior titles out because everyone is one… 010
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 16/05/2026We are going to shift from one bullshit story estimation of t shirt sizes to token estimates aren’t we 🥲 000
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 15/05/2026Today is the day I’m fighting the pipeline. Finally got approval to switch everything to pnpm 😎 010
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 11/05/2026Could I make my return to nuxt and vue. 🤞 hopefully 110
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 07/05/2026Pay lots of money to get AI to push crappy code? YES!! Pay for visual regression? NO!! Too expensive!! Invest time into pipeline to make sure AI code is governed. No!! Makes merging to production slower. Make it faster to push code to production by removing stuff from the pipeline? YES!! 010
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 06/05/2026Ironic watching Microsoft build goodwill through VS Code and GitHub, then start rug pulling trust in the AI era. Google too: years building strong developer ecosystems, now “progress at all costs.” Everyone racing to be first to AI(LLM). Stability and trust become optional.static.klipy.comLord Farquaad: I am willing to makeALT: Lord Farquaad: I am willing to make 010
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 06/05/2026One of the most common office dynamics is when someone asks for solutions to a problem they’ve already decided is impossible. “We need to reduce bugs.” “Maybe we improve test coverage.” “Yes, but that slows delivery.” “Maybe we tighten ownership.” “Yes, but teams are already overloaded.” 110
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 03/05/2026Greenfield systems built primarily with AI assistance in 2024–2028 will, in 2035–2040, present the same archaeology problem that COBOL systems present today: large volumes of functional code whose internal logic is opaque, whose authors are no longer available, and whose documentation is inadequate. 130
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 30/04/2026Returning to my roots. Building an assembly game to run on raspberry pi. 130
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 11/04/2026The four day work looks more and more likely. I’ve ran out of tokens!!! Go home 😂 000
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 10/04/2026AI bubble “AI will make everything cheaper and faster” But Baumol says “Only the scalable parts get cheaper” 100
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 03/04/2026Who should we layoff to boost our stock prices.media.tenor.coma man standing in front of a microsoft windows developers signALT: a man standing in front of a microsoft windows developers sign 000
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 25/03/2026In a meeting someone asked if I knew Monte Carlo. I confidently said, “Yeah, repeated random sampling.” They stared at me and went, “No… the one with yachts.” 😬media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a restaurant and says `` oh right yeah of course '' .Alt: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a restaurant and says `` oh right yeah of course '' . 030
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 24/03/2026AI/LLM gives 10× productivity. But look around what have we actually made better? It almost feel’s like it doesn’t give us 10× outcomes. It gave us 10× motion. 111
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 20/03/2026Ai generated text tends to feel robotic and lack emotion. Sorry that’s just how I write 🙃 it seems. 010
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 12/03/2026Short term pain…. Long term pain…. 000
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 08/03/2026Time is a flat circle.… We can now move faster. But the problem isn’t moving slow. It’s now moving completely in the wrong direction. 120
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 08/03/2026People keep asking if I’m back… I didn’t really have an answer. But yeah. I’m thinking I’m back. 010
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 06/03/2026We added 200 new tags to Microsoft Clarity so we can be more data-driven. Every meeting:media.tenor.coma person is standing in front of a clock that says the numbers mason what do they mean ?ALT: a person is standing in front of a clock that says the numbers mason what do they mean ? 000
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 05/03/2026Had to build an agent network 🙃. Sub workers are named mr meeseeks. The longer it runs the more unhinged it gets 000
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 08/02/2026Extra, extra: In 6–12 months we will once again hear next year that AI could replace software engineers in 6–12 months 020
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 08/01/2026No internet and no electricity until 8am. Books in candle light it is then :) 020
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 08/01/2026Windows 10 an OS with spyware Windows 11 spyware with an OS 010
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 07/01/2026Stuck in review duty after the code freeze the changes and commits are insane 😭 010
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 07/01/2026Today I got to sit back and build a command line tool. No AI just going through the motions 😁 000
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 05/01/2026it involves being consciously unconsciousmedia.tenor.coma man stands in front of a blackboard with the words it 's paradoxical and yet it worksALT: a man stands in front of a blackboard with the words it 's paradoxical and yet it works 020
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 02/01/2026“Care doesn’t grow from fixing another person. It grows from the courage to stand with them without becoming their solution.” 030
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 25/12/2025I’m not wishing everyone a “wonderful” day, because for many it isn’t. For some, it’s the first Christmas after a divorce. After a loss. After leaving their country and family. For others, it may be the last one with someone they love. 130
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 20/12/2025Does anyone have good references or websites they use with regional pricing? To show the regional pricing options 000
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 19/12/2025ME REALISING I’M ABOUT TO SMELL LIKE LYNX AFRICA in 6 days time.media.tenor.coma man in a mask is standing in a dark room .ALT: a man in a mask is standing in a dark room . 020
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 18/12/2025Code freeze: “Ship everything now”. “No wait that’s broken”. “Add this”. “Now we’re missing something we didn’t think of”. “Okay this feature doesn’t make sense”. “Just one last thing before freeze”. “Build failed”. “Fix it.”. “Build failed again”. “Oh someone else touched this area.” 140