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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@landale.bsky.social
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Reis | he/they | 41 | nonbinary trans man | bisexual | LGBTQ+ fiction author | ships: aziracrow, spirk, hankcon | gamer | cats! | 18+ only.

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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 20h
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 23h
I love that I played Three Houses and I STILL didn’t learn my lesson about building friendships early 😓
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gotta… hold off… on the fanfic… until… I beat… the game… 😅
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want to make noises about Dietrich and Fabio from Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave but I don’t want to drop spoilers on a game that I haven’t even finished yet.
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally read the Song of Achilles after being recommended it for years and it is in fact awesome.
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🎃🎃🎃
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Coming off a replay of Shining Force III and going into the new Fire Emblem was always going to be a little tough. I like it but there are definitely some parts to this game that feel shallow. The clashes in particular feel like a mobile game’s version of turn based RPG combat.
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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey, it’s me, your childhood friend from your idyllic hometown in this RPG. Let’s do some tutorial missions together. No, I’m not in any of the official art, but that probably doesn’t mean anything.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨
Acrylic painting of an angry looking white cat staring at the viewer with one paw on a blue vase, about to push it off a mantle.
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You really think because you turn all the sliders to “no” that Google is going to stop collecting and using your personal data? Why would they? Who’s going to hold them accountable? (At least in the US). We need to stop assuming mega corporations are following the law and find an alternative.
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m so glad I discovered Libby and have access to the Philadelphia Free Library because the price of fiction ebooks is absolutely insane. An author I like has a new book out and it’s $20.99. For the license to an ebook! That they can revoke for whatever reason they like!
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A screenshot from Shining Force III Scenario 3 where an NPC says "It's a terrible country, but all we can do is endure it and live on."
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Well my head is empty so there won’t be a problem.
News headline: “brain eating amoeba appears to love crawling into narrow spaces”.
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I didn’t get a CD player or even really into music until my teens, but this CD single was my first purchase. (B*witched: To You I Belong”). I remember that it was £3.99 which seemed like a heck of a lot of money back then.
Cover for the CD single “To You I Belong” by B*witched
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Rogue One. To me it was the most bland, predictable, cookie-cutter movie possible. It never made me care about its characters and I found myself bored to tears. And that’s actually quite difficult. I’ll watch anything.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
X: the world sucks and we’re actively making it worse. Facebook: the world sucks and here’s a bot repeating a bizarre conspiracy theory about it. Reddit: the world sucks and some guy will have a condescending take on it. Bluesky: the world sucks but here’s how to build a homemade air purifier.
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just saw a thing that was like “and it’s anticipated it’ll happen by 2030” and I was like “why are they announcing that now, that’s like 20 years away!” Yeah. 💀
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Went to a used book sale where it was fill a large paper bag with books CDs and DVDs for $5 and honestly it was the most fun I’ve had all year.
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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
idk who needs to hear this: just because you have a cat means everyone wants to see it constantly. like you have to post it every day and fill up our feed. use your common sense folks. post constantly without discretion.
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This is why it’s always best to go by a nickname online. Too many people are volunteering their real names. I promise you that in most places you can just put a made-up name in that first and last name box!!! It’s fine!!!
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Real life has really sucked all the fun out of villains for me.
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Keycards/download codes in a box.
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
When will I ever learn NOT to read the comments on local LGBTQ news stories? I know better. I should know better. 😞
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
kitty doodle saying “i hope i don’t have a long day”, behind kitty there’s a factory. a long day factory.
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Even now, after all this time, getting a nice fanfic comment makes my whole day.
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Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 31/05/2026
The three genders (nonbuynary)
What is your gender? 
Please select one.

Male 
Female 
I have no plans to purchase a new vehicle
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I love you all and I understand Big Feelings but PLEASE tag your spoilers on a thing that’s been out for a whole 24 hours 😭😭😭
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Was sitting in the drive thru waiting patiently for my food and thinking how incredibly rude and hostile people are lately and the dude behind me honked his horn. Like seriously, wtf? I hope they got his order wrong.
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dafoppishdandy @alabasterffxiv.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
"Why am I so sad today?" I ask myself as I play the top sad songs from the playlist titled saddest sad songs that I created for the express purpose of making myself sad
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Nadeshiko Shirogi @nadeshikoshirogi.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
They love each other very much 💖 (and I love them 😭)
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I’m training for my new role and I’ve just watched a guy stretch 30 minutes of work into 2 1/2 hours. Hoo boy, looks like I’m going to be reading a LOT of books on company time.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Social battery
Comic of a puppy in the computer saying; "My social battery is low today. I will answer my dms tomorrow" only for the next panel to show them 100 days later as a skeleton
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Went to work last night to find my demotion was immediate even though I wasn’t assigned to my new hours/role yet. I finally met up with my new manager and have my hours for next week now, but had to burn a personal day just to escape another humiliating night of being in the way.
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
With help from the improvement patch hack, I finally finished Phantasy Star II. I've finished them all now, a goal of mine for many years. I knew how it ended, but now I've finally seen it with my own eyes (and damn is it more relevant now than ever).
A picture of a planet. The text says "I wonder what the people will see in the final days?"
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I didn’t get the promotion. It never feels good to fail at something, but I’m going to a position with a lot less stress at the same pay so this might be a win for my mental health.
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Woke up depressed and I see people on the TL thirsting over Bible art and that’s the first good laugh I’ve had in months, thank you, keep being weird little folks.
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I’m ancient so “retro game” to me means something from before the 90s lol. Also I’m sure I forgot some games. Because you know. Old.
Video games: about me listing
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
FUCK YES
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Hungary election results live: Orbán concedes to Magyar's Tisza after projections show opposition winning two-thirds majority
The opposition Tisza party appeared on track to win Sunday's national election, early results showed, in a potential landmark defeat for veteran Prime Minister Viktor Orbán.
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Shawnfeb@bsky.social @shawnfeb24.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Our bluesky friend @shropscatrescue.bsky.social highlighted in cat news. www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ar...
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Elderly cats are being saved from being euthanized with adorable cat retirement village
A retirement village for elderly cats, rescuing them from being euthanized. It operates like a small town with chalets and a mansion.
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I hate that I’m sick again. I was just sick in December. 😞
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I loved BotW but TotK felt like too much of the same to the point that I’m done with that style of Zelda game. Also the controls for building were clunky as hell and annoying after a while.
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Seeing "trans kids given deadline to segregate themselves" and "trans women banned from yet another part of society" headlines *every single day* while everyone you know and every organization stays breathtakingly silent takes such a damn toll on your heart.
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I was able to get over my anxiety and take the hour drive to see Project Hail Mary and I’m glad I did!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example: ❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK ✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
me on the way home from work: fuck I’m tired can’t wait to kick back and relax for two days my tire pressure warning light: hi
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.
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Reis Asher 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Showed up for my doctor’s appointment a month early 🙃
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Laura Patzer @laurapatzer.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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