Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 09/12/2023happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate 6555001997
Mhairi McFarlane @mhairim.bsky.social · 09/12/2023The crime documentary Netflix would make if they had any balls 010
solvognen @solvognen.bsky.social · 09/12/2023It's always the same <sigh>. You go out for meatballs and the next thing you know you're all over social media. 031
Grammer @grammer24.bsky.social · 10/12/2024youtu.be/GSxAIciDetM?...youtu.beDarwin the IKEA monkey: 10 years laterYouTube video by CityNews 061
JimfromNY @dissentinator.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Is it illegal for monkeys to be stylish in Toronto? If so, this monkey’s going away for life!media.tenor.coma monkey is being held by a person while holding a purple object .ALT: a monkey is being held by a person while holding a purple object . 000
Agnès de Savigny - Romance Author @agnesdesav.bsky.social · 10/12/2023Goes hand in hand with celebrating the day I learned what a shearling coat was 000
Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social · 09/12/2023I hope they’re doing okay. I know I’m anthropomorphizing, but that little worried face breaks my heart 250
Regina Walton @reginawalton.bsky.social · 10/12/2024But it's actually stylish but illegal Ikea monkey day eve, right? 050
Iron Curtain (Leah Abram) 🏳️⚧️ [🇺🇸 out of 🇻🇪🇮🇷🇬🇱🇨🇺!] @ironcurtain.northsky.social · 09/12/2023To that extent, I had made a Jonathan Coulton medley of Code Monkey, IKEA, and My Monkey I called “IKEA Monkey”: ironcurtain.bandcamp.com/track/ikea-m...ironcurtain.bandcamp.comIKEA Monkey, by Iron Curtaintrack by Iron Curtain 010
🎃 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🍫 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 09/12/2023"Stylish but illegal monkey" is probably what Trump would say if he was a judge in a beauty pageant. 020
Eleven11 @eleven11.bsky.social · 09/12/202311 years ago, to the day. I wonder how his furniture has held up… 010
madamjujujive @madamjujujive.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Back in the simple days. We didn’t know how good we had it with fashionable monkey memes and stuff. 070
Sage Deviant 🏳️⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 09/12/2023stylish *and* illegal?? that monkey really is just like me og 0160
Velvette🎀🎯🥇 @makarosc.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Oh now he's just looking for some lady monkeys to come and work for him 000
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 09/12/2023As of last year, Darwin is apparently doing very well www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kati... 020
JM @tinandglass.bsky.social · 09/12/2023Laws surrounding exotic animals are messed up in this country. Still legal. Sadly. 010
Andy Beaton, but 25% spookier @aiabx.bsky.social · 09/12/2023I had a similar coat around then. I was mocked mercilessly. 0110
shanny8.bsky.social @shanny8.bsky.social · 09/12/2023I'm pretty sure he wanted a BILLY bookcase...lol 000
stefros1l.bsky.social @stefros1l.bsky.social · 09/12/2023Fabulous! Thanks for the friendly reminder. 000
American Damsels @jonwoodsad.bsky.social · 10/12/2024He always had an impressive fashion sense paired with a devil-may-care attitude. So much panache in such a small package! 000
radmatternomad.bsky.social @radmatternomad.bsky.social · 09/12/2023Thanks but I’ve got to finish the mascara on all these gibbons before the foot locker closes 030
wonderwallwanderer.bsky.social @wonderwallwanderer.bsky.social · 10/12/2024wait, is it illegal for the monkey to be happy, stylish or in Ikea? Or is it that specific combination? 110
Steve Portigal @steveportigal.bsky.social · 09/12/2023I was thinking about them just the other day when something else was loose in T.O.? 120
Jonnay @jrotszta.bsky.social · 09/12/2023The distraction caused by Darwin is one of the reasons Harper was able to secure his majority govt 000
Larry Wolfarth @infoshaman.bsky.social · 09/12/2023What is the Ikea name for that coat? I can't find it in the online catalog. 130
Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 09/12/2023No monkey is illegal!! Sick of this anti-simian rhetoric. 010
No Names 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇬🇱🕉️💛🪶🌎 @nopenowaynot.bsky.social · 10/12/2024You sure? It looks like Trump's wife sneaking across the border to stalk Justin Trudeau. 😳😬 010
Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 09/12/2023Wanted to make a joke like "I find all monkey's stylish" but this one is definitely exceptional 030
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 09/12/2023given the coat that's gotta be an arctic monkey. 1360
Bry @2totangoatl.bsky.social · 09/12/2023I think “stylish but illegal ikea monkey” has the same energy as “adorable, but frightened, sloth” and I love that 0203
