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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 12/09/2026

America hasn’t been this excited about a guy named Ben since thet one guy flew a kite in lightning

Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 05/09/2026

Getting up early to play golf at 7:15 on a Saturday seems insane since I have the luxury of sleeping in, but let me tell you what, it actually is insane Paying money to be abused rather than getting money to be abused is a clear form of psychosis

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 02/09/2026

Might as well just shut down the entire Clippers franchise honestly

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 27/08/2026

My weirdness going on display: I hear Peter Cullen dies and instead of thinking about Optimus Prime, I immediately recall KARR in Knight Rider

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 24/08/2026

My favorite part of golf is when you hit the ball, watch the ball, see it land, then head over to where it stopped, and the ball is not there Love that shit

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 21/08/2026

May the love Natalie Harp has for Donald Trump never find you

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 10/08/2026

I only play number 2 golf balls because my game is total shit

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 07/08/2026

Rationalizing the purchase of a Beck jersey tonight is not what I expected to be doing tonight but yet

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 07/08/2026

Just remembered the last time the Cardinals were truly good the starting QB was named… Carson

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Man in Suit Makes Expressive Gesture

ALT: Man in Suit Makes Expressive Gesture

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 07/08/2026

I’m scared. What is this feeling? Hope? Possibilities????

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 07/08/2026

Siri, would it be inappropriate to retroactively name my son Carson

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 07/08/2026

Currently desperately trying to not talk myself into the Carson Beck Era

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 06/08/2026

The awesome thing about the Royal Rumble coming to PHX next year is that rather than my immediate instinct be to "buy tix, WWE is affordable for all!" it is now "which non-essential body part must I sell to afford tickets" because TKO sucks a great cornucopia of dicks

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 06/08/2026

One of the weirdest yet funniest parts of Golf Twitter are the almost certainly phony LIV Golf fanboys who are crowing about the mysterious "investor" that is actually just loaning them cash in hopes the marquee players don't bail out and leave a rotting husk behind

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 01/08/2026

My favorite thing about golf is that no matter what clubs you use and no matter what ball you use or what hat you’re wearing you’re probably gonna suck so might just as well enjoy the suckage Source: guy who played 4 different balls and played like shit with all of them

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 31/07/2026

It's gonna be like 114 degrees but does this moron have a tee time at 3PM after work? Yes. Yes I do.

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 31/07/2026

And when I say I don't want onions on my burger at fuckin' Chili's it says "86 onions" you absolute dipshits

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 25/07/2026

It’s always something when my hometown pops up in the Trib

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 25/07/2026

"It's time for Paul Sewald to pitch" would have a lot more aura behind it if it was anyone but Paul Sewald

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 24/07/2026

Lebron to the 76ers is somehow equal parts shocking and completely expected given it's purely a mercenary-like move rather than any kind of sentimental one

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 23/07/2026

Sees email about Final Fantasy X/X-2 coming to Switch 2: neat! Sees bottom of email celebrating 25th anniversary of FFX:

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Matt Damon: Ageing Transformation

ALT: Matt Damon: Ageing Transformation

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 21/07/2026

Wearing my 2026 US Open polo in the office because it’s the only time I can wear something to work that says “cock” on it

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 20/07/2026

I'm shocked! Shocked! Well... not that shocked.

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 13/07/2026

Me too, Roman, my cousin. I also have wondered why they didn't release a remaster after they figured it out it would take 6 hojillion years to release GTA 6

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Cousin, Where's The GTA 4 Remaster? Roman Bellic Actor Wants Answers

Hey cousin!

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 07/07/2026

I just played 18 with Mitch McConnell, really looks great! He walked, no, power-walked the whole course and drove it 300+ every time, while I rode in my cart and sliced it right like a disgraced Hollywood celebrity. Just really good to see how healthy he is today.

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 07/07/2026

On one side, we have open lowlives being elected because their base is more or less equally disgusting On the other, we have lowlives who try and hide it in an attempt to get elected because their base falls in love if you talk to them right Seems bad?

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 02/07/2026

A Bluesky poster bought two Vokey wedges in the last 24 hours. (it me, I'm the Bluesky poster)

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 02/07/2026

If true that Travis Swift and Taylor Kelce or whatever their names are, are getting married at MSG, the important question is will Danhausen be invited

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 30/06/2026

Fleeing the country over trees, smh

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 27/06/2026

Best thing about going to the driving range: I think I figured out something Worst thing about going to the driving range: I think I figured out something

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 26/06/2026

I was never an N64 guy and have a very limited scope of knowledge of the platform, so I am super looking forward to watching the madness unfold Also eager to see which game will become the equivalent of Dynowarz: Destruction of Spondylus

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 26/06/2026

Just realized that next week is 4th of July weekend and you know what that means That's right It's time for the "Rod Serling Was Right About Everything" marathon!

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 26/06/2026

If I had 3 wishes at least one would be "make the cool Golf Twitter people leave for anywhere but X" because in the least shocking news ever the pro-asshole brigade is out and about trying to smear a clearly well-researched article about a real dickhead

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Exclusive: Phil Mickelson’s Long History of Misconduct

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 25/06/2026

Welcome to the Reggie Cleveland All-Stars, Bruce Thornton!

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 24/06/2026

The thing about GTA 6 is that Rockstar could have made a game with the map size of GTA San Andreas (or even GTA IV), filled it with quality content, released it 10 years ago and it would have sold approximately 10 hojillion copies at a far lower development cost

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 23/06/2026

My favorite part of this photo is that my ball is in the cup, after I chipped in from here. I was very proud of myself, as one should be

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 19/06/2026

LIV Golf starts its death rattle and suddenly all their players are all playing good and on top of the US Open leaderboard?

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Futurama Fry's Suspicious 'Hmmp' Look

ALT: Futurama Fry's Suspicious 'Hmmp' Look

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 18/06/2026

Using Claude AI to ask questions about my golf game to feel better about myself is possibly one of the only worthwhile uses of the product

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 16/06/2026

My favorite thing about golf is when you spend time on the range and leave feeling good then spend time on the range later and feel bad My upcoming round on Sunday is going to be an adventure and a half

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 14/06/2026

Knickshausen will get a CM Punk @ Survivor Series 2023 level pop next time WWE is at MSG Also give that man a ring, a retired jersey, lifetime season tickets, all of it.

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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

i wrote about the greatest sports era in history: my lifetime sundownmotel.ghost.io/new-york-kni...

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Curses I have lived through

What a time to have been alive and a sports fan.

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 14/06/2026

The Spurs still have a chance if Mike Pence has the courage (The greatest hits always hit)

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 14/06/2026

Every sports team in this country is gonna start bribing Danhausen

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 14/06/2026

This one is for Mike Brown.

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 14/06/2026

This professional basketball championship eligible game is bowling shoe ugly so far

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 12/06/2026

I don’t think anyone has squandered their public reputation quite like Phil Mickelson has. What an asshole. (say what you will about Tiger Woods, sure he banged every waitress he could find up and down I-5 but it was at least consensual)

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Phil Mickelson Is Running Out Of Places to Go

Fried Egg Golf's Kevin Van Valkenburg addresses a Golf Digest report on Phil Mickelson's latest scandal and removal from a California country club.

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 12/06/2026

I took a half day at work today so I could have a mental health / me day and I decided to go to the PGA Tour Superstore in Scottsdale and let me tell you what, they don’t stock the one on the west side of Phoenix like that

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