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Inevitable Decline

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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Leatherface is looking a little tired. Time for a Leatherfacial.
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pyramid head just hanging out smoking weed "Welcome to Silent Chill" ok this seems better
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bill C-SEXty Nine
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Morpheus: You have to choose. The red pill or the blue pill. Neo: So I get to choose my reality based on which pill I swallow? Morpheus: I don't recall saying anything about swallowing...
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
People deny this but the song hurt was about when the actor who played Mr Belevedere sat on his balls.
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Gonna start a youtube channel about adult friendships called Napolean Grownapart.
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Got kicked out of Green Lantern training when I referred to the other Lantern Corps as "People of Color".
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Declaring a Butlerian Jihad on simple tools.
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Goddamn it.
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Carving dime thicknesses with the old country buffet guy.
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Dad.
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
How about the 6000 SUX?
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Working on copy for a cat laxative brand. 36 hours and the best we have so far is "when it hits, I shits"
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Time to make this polycule, polycool
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Arnold in Running Man Voice: "Killian. Here is Ted Turner. Now, dead Turner!"
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I keep watching the Cuban Pete dance scene from the Mask. Do I have Havana syndrome?
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Jared Wesley @jaredwesley.ca · 03/05/2026
Claims that Stay Free Alberta was unaffiliated with the Centurion Project strain credulity. This post is *still active* as of 11:00pm MT, May 2, 2026.
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
From: Hunger (1974), dir. Peter Foldes, National Film Board of Canada
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Regret, The Shitman Shart
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Why didn't he name the movie Chinatowne? He wrote the damn thing.
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Can you fly, Bobby?
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Remember back when social media was all like ruin this album with a movie and you could write "The Babadookie" and you would get like 21 likes and two shares and it would be a good day?
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Duncan Weldon @duncanweldon.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Superb read. Some highlights: www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
You have the right to an attorney.
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Dead or alive, you are coming with me.
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Is a merkin for men called a toupee?
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Gonna perform rockabilly songs about the Princess Bride under the name The Bopper of Unusual Size.
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Is Hot for Teacher Macron's theme song?
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I felt it coming.
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I think the first punk band in Canada was in Newfoundland. Because of the time zones.
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Daily Tokusatsu @dailytokusatsu.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Mars in total recall is not pedestrian friendly
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
This cat is my son. He came out of my wife. It was a nightmare. We still wake up screaming at the idea of his birth. We cannot legally get rid of him and so everyday his presence reminds us of his godless abominable birth. We live in this hell every day. He goes crazy for those squeeze sticks.
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Cow Tools is even more relevant than ever.
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
So George Jetson's father's name was Jet?
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Why wasn't it Pope John Paul Too?
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
My label is erectords records
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
AI art is sort of a shit of Theseus.
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Releasing my Tron: Legacy and Dr Dre' s the Chronic mash up. Yes, society clamors for The Tronic.
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Ghostface Chiller is the name of my beer cooler
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Carrie Tait @carrietait.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
SCOOP: Two senior Alberta Health Services procurement officials were also briefly directors in a numbered company linked to MHCare, a supplier that has been awarded $$$ in business, The Globe and Mail has found By @tomcardoso.bsky.social, @hoserlibrarian.bsky.social and friend
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Alberta health officials were also directors at a company linked to a supplier
Corporate filings reveal further links between Alberta Health Services procurement staff and private firms
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
get equipped with darn life
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Someone said The Rapture is coming and I said oh sweet I really liked that one album and then they made an angry face and I did not ask them why
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
get equipped with power lay
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Why don't goblins gobble more?
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Jared Wesley @jaredwesley.ca · 26/08/2025
Said it for years: the UCP wants their government to pick its voters, not the other way around. First voter ID laws. Now open attempts at gerrymandering. edmontonjournal.com/opinion/colu...
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Keith Gerein: Forget Texas, Alberta has its own gerrymandering effort underway against urban centres
Two UCP cabinet ministers want to create hybrid, rural-urban provincial ridings in Alberta in that may favour the party's political interests.
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Jared Wesley @jaredwesley.ca · 26/08/2025
The UCP is upset at the City of Edmonton for *checks notes* not consulting before making decisions. Their lack of knowledge on bike lane engagement is surpassed only by their lack of self-awareness. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Provincial pressure mounts as Edmonton mayor vows to push forward with bike lanes | CBC News
Sohi said he told the minister in a Monday morning meeting that it’s too late to pause or reverse bike lane plans at 132nd Avenue, Alberta Avenue and in Delton because contracts have been signed.
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Inevitable Decline @nestedpistordoll.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Vote for me for king and I will rename it Fuckingham Palace both legally and in spirit.
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