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John Fleming

@johnjf125.bsky.social
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That’s also my name on Twitter. I have a blog about the Cardinals (stlbullpen.com) and thoughts about a bunch of other things.

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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 1h
I remember back when opposition to the death penalty was considered politically toxic in the United States. Bill Clinton had to promote himself as super into executions. As a nation we’re still too horny for them but I do think there’s definitely been progress
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 2h
Yankees sure are doing well with bearded guys, eat shit Steinbrenner eat shit Hegseth
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 7h
This would be an insanely embarrassing thing to say about any president, even if they weren’t a rapidly declining octogenarian pedophile 
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 7h
Time to start watching this game (I refuse to watch a Vasgersian game when I’m primarily listening to it, because self care)
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 10h
The dumbest people you know truly believe foregoing salary demonstrates that Trump cannot be bought
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 14h
The widespread portrayal of Jameis Winston as a lovable goofball is one of the most confounding turns I can remember
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 16h
Tech industry is laser focused on solving the problem of humans enjoying each other’s company bsky.app/profile/down...
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pretty disgusting that any patriots out there would root for the Spanish word for “fathers” rather than the preferred team of one of America’s great fathers, Charles James Kirk
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Many are saying it: “Eric Shit”
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man, Vasgersian just keeps getting worse every year huh
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Phillies Devil Magic
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s MLB playoff season, the one time in the sporting calendar where people seem to have an objection to the Tomahawk Chop
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The lack of Ball Knowledge of our elected officials has become an international embarrassment for Missouri
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There obviously isn’t a caravan at the border but if there were I would probably be inclined to blame the party that has had full control of the federal government for almost two years
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hes going to announce hes never heard of choosin texas
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When the walls are closing in on your gravy train
Picture of Sean McVay mashed up with Kash Patel
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ugh he didn’t score :-(
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lmao they’re really gonna try to defend that as not DPI. This league is so in the tank for a team that doesn’t even have fans to cater to, it’s fuckin wild
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Read that the Rams owner also owns an NBA and NHL team. Since the league has rules about cross-market ownership I assume it’s the Lakers or Clippers and I guess the Kings but I guess they would probably allow for the Ducks?
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every one of the Rams’ 16 points have been scored by either a beloved former Mizzou player or a hate crime doer. Land of contrasts.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the former culture critic in me talking, but: I think nobody should ever have to check out a thing they're not going to like -- there's all kinds of shit I'll never engage with -- but generally being proud of one's ignorance of a cultural object is just kinda shitty!
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching the beginning of the VMAs with the fervor of the first few minutes of 60 Minutes
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A hearty eat shit to Jerry Jones
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
JJ Watt referring to Ricky Martin as “the Brazilian Brad Pitt” is gonna stick with me for a minute
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taking a break from football on a rainy Sunday to watch a baggy old man skulk down a hotel hallway (?) while a voiceover of him saying the word "globalists" in a Master Shake voice plays. And what's this, I also paid for it? Nice.
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If it’s not literally AI, it’s AI in spirit. It has three points in it and they’re all about trans people. Ann Wagner is so viscerally unpleasant that I guess I understand why ominous voiceovers about the other guy are the play here.
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gonna watch Liberty/Lynx, where I will be safe from the Kelce DirecTV and Rachel Dratch Starbucks PSL commercials
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Going full Kaepernick conspiracy mode on how the fuck Kenneth Walker ended up on the goddamned Chiefs
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Top two worst Drink game and it ain’t second
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Between latter-stage St. Louis Rams and Mizzou, I am excited to eventually have a 21st century football coach
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe it goes against his weenie philosophy but Mizzou should’ve challenged that spot on fourth down
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At a bar that just transitioned from Big Yellow Taxi to Gimme Shelter. I can only assume that, like, “Bodies” by Drowning Pool is coming up next
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There’s a whole section of the internet that is outraged that PRIMETIME is pro-pedophile (it absolutely is not) but don’t worry they’re also all antisemitic as hell
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is the Mizzou Fan Way to be a whiny baby about things so I try to avoid doing that but yeah this is clearly not a top 19 team
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Batchers
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So I take it that Oklahoma just really sucks this year
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The movies are back as hell, baby!
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you haven’t seen all of those Top 100 shows, you have no way of knowing where they should be ranked, but if you have seen all Top 100 shows, you have too much time on your hands and I don’t trust your perspective. It’s a tough but fair paradox.
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Audio has gone aggressively to shit at Texas/Tennessee and it is entirely reasonable to blame Donald Trump for it
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He looks like shit
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They say we fought a revolution to avoid monarchy and yet I know who Cooper Manning is
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There is a section of the internet who has decided that declaring all men are trash at all times is feminism, and I would strongly recommend therapy instead
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I knew and understood Malcolm mostly through his Cardinals shitposting, which he was extremely good at, but all of his creative endeavors were endlessly fascinating. A very kind guy and the internet is lesser without him on it.
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wouldn’t care enough for it to impact my hiring decision but I won’t lie, I would find someone bringing an iced coffee to a job interview kinda weird
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My primary takeaway from PRIMETIME is that apparently Wade from GTA V is just like Stephen Root now
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s pretty funny to me that all the globally famous Chicagoans (Jordan, Obama, the Pope) are all White Sox guys and then the Cubs have to import Eddie Vedder
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"It shoots through schools."
A Rotten Tomatoes screenshot of young Michael Keaton in a fedora behind the name "Johnny Dangerously" (an adverb), which only got a 44 percent critics rating.
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