Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I want a drone to fly behind me and project the image to my glasses so I can walk around in third person mode. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I don't like how much time I spend wondering if it's too early to go to bed. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Got the first flower of the year in the garden! 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Why is it I can be absolutely sleepy right up until I lay down to try to sleep? I hate it I'm so tired 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 17/04/2026How the fuck is it still snowing this late in the year?! I almost planted all my seedlings today. What a disaster 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Going through opiate withdrawal after my appendix and teeth being removed. I hurt so bad. Luckily my mom had some withdrawal meds left over from when they took her off hydrocodone. Waiting for the pills to kick in is hard as hell. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Finally had a day without a fever. Let's hope it sticks. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Sister and I just finalized plans for our garden. I wanted to make a tunnel of life while she wanted something more organized. We compromised by moving the chaotic whimsy to be under a willow tree and using tunnel trellises in an organized garden bed. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 06/04/2026The power button on my fan remote also works like the tempuature up button on my space heater. It can get extremely difficult to turn them both off. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Woke up too early due to pain. Nowhere is open yet so I can't get painkillers. I'm sucking down an empty weed vape just to get any kind of relief and it's not working. Also I keep getting fevers. I had hoped removing my teeth would help the fevers but my empty tooth holes got infected. 100
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Just got called out by star trek lower decks. They had a gag about getting addicted to alien soap operas right as I was browsing my latest Chinese soap operas. Getting called out by the ferengi is extra painful. 001
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 27/02/2026A thrift store for old "marital aids", call it "sex sells" Is that anything? 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 27/02/2026If Jesus jumped in a puddle, would it splash? 💦🤔 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Lost a friend to cancer today. One of the first friends I made as an adult, and one of the few friends who remained friends instead of abandoning me when I struggled. I love you, Brian. Goodbye. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Took my phone in to a little place called uBreakiFix, asked them about my missing power button. Not only did they show me where to buy a replacement button for just a few bucks, they also helped me glue the back of my phone on for free. It's been falling off for almost 2 years. Five stars. 110
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 04/02/2026The power button just fell off my phone. Guess it's time for a new one. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Aw shucks baby hell yeah let's build a community like BLAOW 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 03/02/2026So this morning I woke up early, so I took a painkiller and went back to sleep. But then I kept getting a whif of something nasty smelling. I was worried that it was just awful night sweats from all my post-op meds. Nope! Turns out our puppy diarrhead all over the upstairs. Eeeeeewwww 100
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Yoshi is trans masc and birdo is trans fem and they date. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Tonight in dnd I got caught trying to instigate an uprising during a fancy ball for the wealthiest in the country. But due to some quick talking, I convinced them that I was a covert operator for another evil landlord, and apparently my story was so good I got them to let me off with an NDA. 120
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 21/01/2026For some reason someone mailed me a microfiber cloth. I didn't order it but it was in my mailbox. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Just lost the other half of a tooth I lost a few months ago. Not even sure when it happened. I think I swallowed it. There's not enough tooth left to even extract it. Really hope it doesn't get infected, I can't afford to fix it. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Just got back from the doctor. Looks like I'm gonna lose my big toenail after a bad pedicure caused it to go ingrown and opened it up to a fungal infection. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Ugh my teeth are crumbling in real time. Just found another chip missing from one of my front teeth. Sjogrens syndrome is a bitch. And I can't even get them all pulled because my insurance will only cover the anesthetic once every 3 years. I need a nap. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 14/01/2026That adorable brown little shit panicked when she woke up and sprayed musk all over that chair. Whole house stinks now. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I like to take tea candles out of their little cup so I can watch the hot wax run out when it gets to the bottom. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 12/01/2026My pain doc put me on naloxone. Says that at low doses it kinda acts like an opiate reuptake inhibitor or it adds opiate receptors or something. But for the last few days I have just been extremely sweaty and emotional. I've cried four times today. 100
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I used to think I was ugly. Now I realize I was just autistic. Saw a photo of young me and like, dang, I was pretty!! 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I don't normally approve of arson.... 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 08/01/2026So apparently, my dental insurance will only cover anesthesia every 3 years. I have to get 3 teeth pulled and I have to pay for my own numbing for each. Fuck. Me. And fuck insurance. Free Luigi. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 08/01/2026My teeth are so bad it's taking 3 nurses to figure out my treatment plan. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I did this for a few months last year. It works, and frankly worth the health risks. Now I'm using nasal snuff because I needed something like coke to get through it 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Could anyone help me out just by clicking this link and browsing around TikTok for a bit? I'm like two clicks away from a free drawing tablet www.tiktok.com/d/1/ZTHEMn5C...tiktok.comTikTok.comTap here to get free products on TikTok 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Every time I try to write a poem it keeps turning into the fresh prince theme song. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 23/12/2025On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A flu for the whole family 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Building an IKEA kitchenette thing. It's super slow going. I finally got to one of the last steps just to find out I put in a piece backwards. Had to undo a third of the damn thing just to flip a part around. Threw my back out with no real progress. Just like 4 screws left but I'm so tired now... 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 12/12/2025I'm planning a Christmas themed one-shot for the family. I just rolled up the characters. Thunk Tinkerson is a barbarian elf that can't quite make toys because he breaks things too easily. Then there's Roberta deRandyr, a druid who occasionally takes the place of a raindeer. 100
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 09/12/2025I have a fucking fever again. Freezing while drenched in sweat. I think it's my crumbling teeth causing the infection. I just need to hold out for a month so my insurance can cover getting shit pulled. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I gotta stop ordering groceries when I'm high. I ordered like 12 boxes of cordial cherries. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 02/12/2025I somehow spilled my ketamine and it melted into a giant bloc and I think a lot of it absorbed through my skin as I slept, cuz I woke up tripping balls in someone else's body. And my dreams were in Chinese but they had subtitles. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I had to sleep without my cpap last night to test my sleep apnea. It was horrible! I never actually fell into sleep. Just a cycle of gasping for breath every time I even started to doze. I think I gotta do it again tonight. I hate it. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Expedition 33 won game of the year only because game of the decade isn't a category. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I dreamed that I got lost in a bookstore, lost all my teeth, ate out my first girlfriend in a park, choked out a spy trying to steal the books I got from the bookstore, found a secret door, destroyed my friends car, and learned how to teleport. It was a very long dream. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Playing with the idea that metacognition may actually just be another sensory input. That the brain may not just be processing sensory information but may also be itself a sensory organ. Just a toy thought. 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I dreamed that they made a d20 but each side had a little magic 8 ball. Then I snuck into a mall office space and stole guns and supplies. When I tried to leave, cops deployed tear gas in the mall. I ran to a different exit where cops were setting up a pincer. So I flew to the roof and sniped them 000
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I just dreamed that I was making out with a girl on extacy when I noticed a hidden elevator that led down into a nuclear missile launch facility, where reno and rude from shinra were initiating a launch. I tried to stop them but it was too late. The missile launched. 100
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I've learned enough Chinese now, I can tell when the subtitles are off. I don't know enough to know what they should be but I'm definitely hearing words I know that aren't in the subs. 000